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Ace Almost Has A Rational Thought
Dinesh D’Souza has written the most meretriciously stupid, slovenly, and self-preening book in the history of… Oh no wait, that’s this one. Or maybe this one or this one.
Actually, maybe it’s this one.
But D’Souza’s is right up there, such that even teh Ace of Spades smells something whiffy about it.
Above: A lecture on mores from a
man who slept with Ann Coulter.
Dinesh D’Souza D’umbs D’own D’obson
—AceHollywood and left-wing university types are to blame for Muslim rage and, therefore, 9/11.
It’s somewhat unfair to deem a book a cynical attempt at troglodytic pandering without reading it, but I’m comfortable making that call.
Us too! Us too! Ace and us are friends now!
But right at that moment, as though sensing the warmth and comity, he had to immediately turn around and throw a mongo Ace spaz:
D’Souza’s thesis is really no different than lefties who claim we must bow and prostrate to Allah — and oh yeah, let the Muslims kill six million more Jews while we’re at it — and subcontract our foreign policy to Islamists in the interests of “peace.”
And we were like, Ace, dude, you can say what you want about us, but when you start picking on Kevin Drum, that’s where we draw the line…
Pinko Punko said,
January 14, 2007 at 9:12
Why does Ace have to ruin our slumber parties with his “yr in yr office signing yr Jews death warrants” schtick?
I’m in my beantown waiting for my cellio to ringdong sunday morning not before 11!
Gavin M. said,
January 14, 2007 at 9:15
I’m calling yr cellphone in the morning!1
Gavin M said,
January 14, 2007 at 9:50
Hey, I banned you/me! If you/me post again, I’ll have to shut down the site, if I can figure out how to do it.
tb said,
January 14, 2007 at 10:08
Fuck it. I give up. A great artist is dead today and these toxic animals live on, gleefully squandering their lives writing garbage. It’s a fucking insult.
mdhatter said,
January 14, 2007 at 10:32
“lefties who claim we must bow and prostrate to Allah”
man, did I miss ANOTHER memo?
I really need a new fax machine
Herr Doktor Bimler said,
January 14, 2007 at 11:35
the most meretriciously stupid, slovenly, and self-preening book in the history of
Are you calling Dinesh D’Souza a meretrix? Something stronger is called for.
I have a theory that the literary inheritors of Eric Blair are paying D’Souza to write, because of the modest but cumulative royalties they receive every time a reviewer uses the phrase “Orwellian double-think”.
Lesley said,
January 14, 2007 at 11:44
Maybe I’m giddy but the graphic on the D’Souza book resembles a certain Seuss character’s head gear more than the flag.
Lesley said,
January 14, 2007 at 11:58
Christ On A Bicycle…
…
Satan said,
January 14, 2007 at 12:19
Success and goodness are synonymous? Oh yes, they indeed are, down here where we abide. In fact, a very nice car and a ridiculously large home are very much appreciated. Because, well, that’s GOOD.
Hobbs Land Gods said,
January 14, 2007 at 12:30
More from the velocipedal Christ:
“By all human standards,” D’Souza said, “Socrates was a kind of disgrace. He was poor. He was ugly. He was virtually homeless. He was unemployed.”
So let’s recap: poor / ugly / homeless / unemployed == disgrace, by all human standards, apparently, while rich / greedy / war criminal / general doofus == all-around great guy.
Have I got that straight? Looks like I didn’t get my ‘human standards update’ mailout…
Satan said,
January 14, 2007 at 12:44
Yep. That’s about it. By the way- has anyone seen annie? She did not report to our previously determined location and I am now forced to locate her through informants-
jethro said,
January 14, 2007 at 13:05
Nah — it’s Marge Simpson in profile.
fabbo said,
January 14, 2007 at 16:49
“To me, success and goodness are synonymous.â€?
Doesn’t surprise me in the least. Everything old is new again–this is the past and the future of conservativism. If you’re poor, God hates you. Nuff said.
Next up from Philsouza? “German Scat Porn, and its Responsibility for my Erection.”
Notorious P.A.T. said,
January 14, 2007 at 16:53
Dinesh D’Souza has written the most meretriciously stupid, slovenly, and self-preening book in the history of…
… since D’Souza’s last book?
Snag said,
January 14, 2007 at 18:19
D’Souza has a new book? I thought something smelled funny.
Dr. Marita, Ph.D. said,
January 14, 2007 at 18:21
Hey Gavin,
The next time you’re working on Ace’s logo, would you consider incorporating something like this? It seems only fair to indicate the nature of his arguments.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 14, 2007 at 19:07
— and subcontract our foreign policy to Islamists in the interests of “peace.�
Didn’t this already happen in both Afghanistan and Iraq?
mikey said,
January 14, 2007 at 19:08
lefties who claim we must bow and prostrate to Allah
Waitaminute here. Yesterday they hated us ’cause we were Secular Progressive Atheists out to destroy christianity. Remember coulter’s book “Godless”? Now all of a sudden they’ve decided we’ve all converted to Islam and so they hate us for that? Jeez, I can’t keep up with our mood swings. We must collectively need an intervention…
mikey
Jillian said,
January 14, 2007 at 19:42
Mikey, it goes right along with all those abortions we’re always needing after all that gay sex we’re always having. Heck, I’ve had two gay abortions after lesbian hookups this week alone!
mdhatter said,
January 14, 2007 at 19:48
“lefties who claim we must bow and prostrate to Allah”
“Waitaminute here. Yesterday they hated us ’cause we were Secular Progressive Atheists out to destroy christianity.”
And we still are, but Ace really should bow and prostrate to Allah, nothing more. Punishment fitting crime and all that.
mdhatter said,
January 14, 2007 at 19:56
“and subcontract our foreign policy to Islamists in the interests of “peace.â€?”
Halliburton and Blackwayer are Islamists?!?!?!11?!!!
steve ex-expat said,
January 14, 2007 at 20:18
Uh, if I’m not mistaken, I think it was Christians who killed the first 6 million Jews.
islmfaoscist said,
January 14, 2007 at 20:26
I’m wondering whether the term “cultural left” might simply be a grab-bag for things and people D’Souza doesn’t like.
Please, people, “liberal” is the only Ace-approved wingnut term for this.
Like many bloggers, I’ve struggled over the definition of “conservative.”
And after weeks of careful research with Carter’s Little Pills, Ace has concluded that his bowel movement is being hijacked by crazy religious nutjobs who want to bash gays and take away his porn.
ifthethunderdontgetyaâ„¢ said,
January 14, 2007 at 20:35
Ace has concluded that his bowel movement is being hijacked by crazy religious nutjobs who want to bash gays and take away his porn.
Ace is right about that. He just can’t seem to figure out that said nutjobs are also known by the term “Republicans”.
An Outhouse said,
January 14, 2007 at 20:45
Once again, D’souza has eaten some rancid ideological prunes without first checking for a handy comfort station to deposit his wisdom into.
Guess he’ll have to use his pants, as usual
JohnR said,
January 14, 2007 at 21:08
Jillian:
This does raise an important question–what exactly is a gay abortion?
Bill said,
January 14, 2007 at 21:10
Blahblahdsouza– another played-out festival of unreason from the early nineties.
Whenever I read his name now I start to hear the piercing beep of a dump truck in reverse, about to unload another half-ton of remainders.
Jillian said,
January 14, 2007 at 21:27
Gay abortions are what you have to have after you have gay sex. It’s a secret liberal ritual that I cannot say any more about, as we are not safe from prying conservative eyes here. It’s an integral part of the Homosexual Agenda, though – and that’s an integral part of the Overarching Liberal Agenda to Destroy America.
Just add your fax number to the list, and you’ll start getting the updates.
ifthethunderdontgetyaâ„¢ said,
January 14, 2007 at 21:33
Don’t forget about Manda and Tory, Jillian. Their hot girl on girl action really gets those prying conservatives’ panties in a bunch.
e.g., Mandatory gay marriage, followed by mandatory gay sex, followed by mandatory gay abortions.
teh mujahedeen said,
January 14, 2007 at 21:38
Didn’t you know that we were created by Howard Zinn and Bella Abzug?
Jillian said,
January 14, 2007 at 21:41
ooh, sexy…….I want some hot Manda on Tory action for me!
It’s not easy keeping up with all of this destroying of Western civilization, you know…..the constant gay sex, the scorning of traditional values, the rejection of the nuclear family….it’s taking a toll on me! I have a day job, you know.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 14, 2007 at 22:05
It’s always heartening to know that the ideal Republican is completely fucking boring.
oudemia said,
January 14, 2007 at 22:18
Are you calling Dinesh D’Souza a meretrix? Something stronger is called for.
How about scortum?
Righteous Bubba said,
January 14, 2007 at 22:24
How about scortum?
Helminthemetic.
Woodrowfan said,
January 15, 2007 at 2:46
It may not be your fax machine. Check your email settings. I was missing a lot of memos from librl HQS about eating babies because my email program thought they were spam.
nostalgic4genghiskahn said,
January 15, 2007 at 3:57
I just want to say that I was demanding that people bow and prostrate to Allah long before it was fashionable. The other beatniks at the commune were getting stoned and rambling on about Ram Dass and Dianetics, but me and Cat Stevens heard the beat of a different drummer.
Peace be upon you all.
Satan said,
January 15, 2007 at 10:50
Hmm.. eating babies good…. Finding a thought process bad. Left stuck in a quagmire of self defeat- jeeez! What the hell am I doing?
Satan said,
January 15, 2007 at 11:02
ding-dong
merlallen said,
January 15, 2007 at 11:59
So, is he saying if we institute Sharia Law the Islamists won’t hate us? And is he saying we should? Fucking defeatist!! Lock his ass up.
mndean said,
January 15, 2007 at 18:02
Dinesh D’Loser, still fighting the ’80s culture wars. And this clown was actually considered an intellectual powerhouse of the right? Evidently the pickings are mighty slim on that side of the political aisle.
Gus said,
January 15, 2007 at 18:55
And again with the “lefties are anti-Semites” bullshit. Must be news to the vast majority of American Jews who vote Democratic.
Karl Rove II said,
January 15, 2007 at 20:05
“let the Muslims kill six million more Jews while we’re at it”
I had no idea that Hitler and the Nazi party were Muslims…I’m shocked…SHOCKED!1!!
Karl Rove II said,
January 15, 2007 at 20:06
Yeah, I know..but it was begging me to do it.
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January 17, 2007 at 8:08
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