Comments on: Whoah, Nelly

By: MakeMineRed

MakeMineRed — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:10:33 +0000

Now that the surge has radically decreased both coalition and civilian casualities in Iraq, Maliki has stated that the civil war is over, killing of American troops by the Quds force is incontrovertible, and a Syrian nuclear site has been bombed out of existence, I’m sure all of you will apologize for your over-the-top comments, right? Right? ‘Cause it’s not like you’d be so blinded by hatred that you couldn’t rationally re-evaluate your oh-so-levelheaded opinions and admit that maybe, just maybe, you didn’t know everything you thought you did nine months ago. Y’know – maybe I could come up with something catchy to describe that mindset. Something short and pithy – what do you guys think of “Sadly, no!” ?

MakeMineRed

By: Sadly, No! » Ugh

Sadly, No! » Ugh — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:18:31 +0000

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By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:15:23 +0000

but it does occur to me that you can decipher his looping words just by watching those liver-lips
I tried that, to no avail. His mouth opens and closes like a Thunderbirds puppet but his lips don’t otherwise move very much. I’m calling tardive dyskinesia.

By: sister mary martha

sister mary martha — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:13:46 +0000

It looked to me like somewhere grabbed him by the ears before his speech and told him, “Not a smile, a smirk, no wiggling, gesturing, no lip pursing!!! Just stand there and say these sentences quietly!”

So if he looked ‘weak’ perhaps it was just his lack of lip pursing, wiggling and gesturing.

Maybe that put some nuns in charge of his demeanor.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:01:39 +0000

Coming awfully late to this one (damn y’all have been busy the last 24 hours — Jack Bauer is a piker, seriously) but FWIW . . .

Didn’t watch the speech (no TV, alas) and couldn’t make myself initiate audio on Heinieraker — but it does occur to me that you can decipher his looping words just by watching those liver-lips: “I’m an ass, an ass . . . I don’t say shit. I’m an ass, an ass . . . I don’t say shit.” Try it.

By: webegeek

webegeek — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:27:30 +0000

This was a well orchestrated and implemented speech by a madman informing the world of his intent to blow us all to smithereens in the name of saving his legacy while simultaneously declaring an unauthorized war on Iran and Syria and informing the Kool-Aid drinkers of America (KADA) that YES!!!!! they can indeed count on him to continue to spread hate and discontent around the globe in the name of Christianity and other REAL Amerikun values (shopping and going to Nascar events while sucking down Jim Beam and eating corndog/freedom fry combos supersized of course)!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED YA’LL!

By: Chairman Meow

Chairman Meow — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:50:55 +0000

Goddanged preview button.

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By: Chairman Meow

Chairman Meow — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:50:22 +0000

How the hell does Hinderaker get his hairpiece to stay in place while he tosses his head around? It stays so still on his head, not a hair out of place, it must be made out of camel bristles and held firmly in place with carpenterâ€™s glue. Or else itâ€™s simply painted on.

Herr Doktor, this might be the answer…

By: annieangel

annieangel — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:04:04 +0000

Hey Iran, we’re in your consulate, arresting your doodz. :)

I love you guys.

By: Beonda Pale

Beonda Pale — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:08:43 +0000

â€œâ€¦stiff, nervous, and anxious to get it over withâ€?

Quote from somewhere from within the brain of Commander O’ Chief:

“Damn, I have to talk to all these people I represent again. They’re always judging me and calling me incompetent and stupid and stuff. And all because I invaded the wrong country and made the world far less safe. Glorious, loving Jesus on high, can’t these whiners see how complicated and hard this job is? Boy, those lights are bright. Sigh.”

By: MechaStreisand

MechaStreisand — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:14:53 +0000

AAAARRRRGHHH!!! RAAAAWR!!!

By: MCH

MCH — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:28:13 +0000

” The importance of the issue seemed to overwhelm the Presidentâ€™s ability to communicate. ”

That’s some mighty painful honesty about Bushie-boy there from such a source as The Corndog Slurper. Just how bad did Bushie have to do to merit that from him?–because apparently Hindy’s never seen Bushie be overwhelmed before. (Hindy has a shitty optometrist.)

” Did anyone anticipate the horrendas â€œcolateral damageâ€? that befell the people of Iraq? ”

As a matter of fact, yes, some people did foresee the Iraqi clustershag. They’re called “The Left” (excepting Hitchens and the DLC).

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:18:35 +0000

We need to bomb Israel and blame Iran or Syria.

Congratulations, annie, you just made the “Loose Change” people look like calm, reasonable, logical individuals.

Or, we could, you know, prove we’re not really mad by releasing Mecha-Godzilla. That makes about as much sense.

By: javaphil

javaphil — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:16:10 +0000

Let the boy king expand the war. No worries. After all, in two years we get to vote for a new president and we can choose the man who will, by his own words, sit down those Shia and Sunnis and tell ‘em to stop the bullshit. It’s a brilliant strategy really, the work of a real spaghetti puller.

What a glorious world this will be…

By: Ted Michael Morgan

Ted Michael Morgan — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:36:34 +0000

As we have learned to say in New Orleans, “Enough!”

By: Cliff

Cliff — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:40:30 +0000

I suspected from the beginning of this Iraqi thing that the reasons they were giving, W.M.D. nation building, ect ect could not be the real ones. The only theory I could come up with was, “Get them all in one place. Draw them in from all over the world. Set up a killing field.” It seemed to work for a while. There’s no doubt more extremists were killed in the first few months than could be counted. Have to admit I thought it might be a pretty good idea. Get them to a place where the only Americans they could shoot at were armed and trained to shoot back. Remember the military personel volanteered and are paid to go in harm’s way. Did anyone anticipate the horrendas “colateral damage” that befell the people of Iraq? I sure as hell didn’t. Even if we pull out of there tomorrow, we’ve put the world on notice we can be just as fucking crazy as they can

By: DanF

DanF — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:30:57 +0000

I think the real plan is to heat the globe up so that the Middle East averages 160 degrees in the summer and 100 degrees in the winter. When the place is no longer habitable, we declare victory.

Bush is an evil genius.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:16:32 +0000

Thanks for the looped video clip, Gavin; it is going to haunt my dreams tonight.
How the hell does Hinderaker get his hairpiece to stay in place while he tosses his head around? It stays so still on his head, not a hair out of place, it must be made out of camel bristles and held firmly in place with carpenter’s glue. Or else it’s simply painted on.

By: tb

tb — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:38:32 +0000

That tic is getting into Herbert Lom territory.

By: annieangel

annieangel — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:24:14 +0000

“Shia and Sunni putting their differences aside ”

Never happen. In fact, the nutbar Shi’ites are the ones who are making everything happen, they would love to fight the Sunni for ALI ALI ALI!!!!!!!

You are not very smart, are you??