Comments on: …And Thus He Was Called ChickenHawkins

By: Auntie Occident

Auntie Occident — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:13:08 +0000

“loosers” “shitfaced loosers”

What a surprise. Neither dicklimpy nor analangie know how to spell “loser.”
Obviously, a match made in heaven. Losers.

By: Doug Watts

Doug Watts — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:05:00 +0000

Gentlewoman said,
January 10, 2007 at 2:17
—

They’re fucking cowards. Pasty, too.

By: Ann Outhouse

Ann Outhouse — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:02:02 +0000

Shoelimpyâ„¢ said,
January 10, 2007 at 1:53

I am too busy fighting the war of ideas on the home front. Why do you have to diss Anne Althouse and Tucker Carlson, clearly your superiors intellectually? You are loosers and will soon be recycled.

—

I am too busy fighting the war against ideas …

fixed your typo.

By: Sadly, No! » From Case File: Smelt It v. Dealt It

Sadly, No! » From Case File: Smelt It v. Dealt It — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:33:29 +0000

[...] Ace, lacking for attention on a day when the snarky left blogs are all busy covering the news, jumps into the Glenn Greenwald chickenhawk discussion by demanding that lefties volunteer en masse to fight in Afghanistan: [...]

By: ACG

ACG — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 15:18:32 +0000

Can I declare a war on the designation “Miss Annie” for our resident trollbot? It’s just that “Miss Annie” is what my grandad has called me since I was little, and I hate to see his northern-Virginia-elderly-farmer-salt-of-the-earth sign of affection applied to some ill-tempered, ill-mannered, pie-obsessed God-botherer who likes to swear a lot and flash her goodies on the Internet.

By: Annie Angel Escorts

Annie Angel Escorts — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 15:03:11 +0000

Dicklimpy, before we all get kicked off this blog remember you still owe me, like, $750 dollars for services rendered. And no, inability to perform does not get you a discount!

By: jade

jade — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:18:24 +0000

Shlimps™ finally finds teh Funny:

What did Miss Annie do? NOTHING!

And also:

I am too busy fighting the war of ideas on the home front.

In which the first casualty is apparently brains.

By: Mehitabel the Abyssinian

Mehitabel the Abyssinian — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:37:59 +0000

War on italic tags? Ha. I have declared war on anything that dangles. That will teach the hairy house-ape to walk around the house with no clothes.

By: Qetesh the also-Abyssinian

Qetesh the also-Abyssinian — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:09:48 +0000

How about the War On Shiny Things?

And yes, drinking out of the tub is compulsory. As is sitting on the edge looking fascinated, occasionally fallilng in, and then demonstrating the art of levitation.

By: troglaman

troglaman — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:31:36 +0000

“…and thus scaring the yellow water out of usâ€¦.”

Your cats, if I may, are trying to tell you about the facts of life. Whether we know it or not, life is often lived between the shower liner and shower curtain. And, as you have so nimbly shown us, witnessing it can be damn scary. Did your cats emit a strange odor perchance? Yes. I thought so.

The photo of Mr. Hawkins, whether or not you want to believe it, is of him trying bravely to capture the the terrorist death-smell recently released in New York. I don’t see Mr. Greenwald in this picture, do you? See any Sadly,No (I’m not sniffing any funny smells) people in this picture? No, you don’t.

Mr. Hawkins is putting his life on the line unlike Mr. Big-shot Greenwald or anyone else. Hawkins has gone inside the shower curtain. Let’s hope we can all find the courage to do the same when the time comes.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:34:08 +0000

Our cats prefer to lurk between the shower liner and the shower curtain, waiting to bat at the gobs of shampoo and thus scaring the yellow water out of us….

By: Mehitabel the Abyssinian

Mehitabel the Abyssinian — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:37:13 +0000

Fish pie is good. Whatever the house-apes cooked last night was also good. You would think they would thank me for saving them the trouble of cleaning out the saucepan, but no. House-apes don’t do gratitude.

Back to work now; jigsaw puzzles don’t just rearrange themselves.

By: Ganesh Bengal Cat

Ganesh Bengal Cat — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:06:23 +0000

Can we get some of these cats to declare war on italics tags? How about bold tags? Those are annoying, too. Well, anyway, I would, but the handmaiden is going to have a bath, and I must go and hinder her. I don't like baths. I want her to take a shower. I like showers, especially in this new apartment as there is no door to the shower so she can't keep me out. When she showers, I shower. I am the cleanest cat I know, possibly the cleanest in all creation. Hindering a bath is almost as much fun as hindering bed-making. And busting expensive shit. I want the destruction of the Sony Vaio laptop engraved on my damn tombstone.

By: Dr. Marita, Ph.D.

Dr. Marita, Ph.D. — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:58:48 +0000

I’m only an aspiring honorary cat, billy, so I don’t think I can help.

By: ifthethunderdontgetyaÂ³Â²

ifthethunderdontgetyaÂ³Â² — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:57:04 +0000

Teh secret to closing the italics-american tags:

[/i][/i] to start your post. (But with angle brackets, of course.)

I discovered this by trial, conviction, heinous punishment, and error.

By: billy pilgrim

billy pilgrim — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:55:30 +0000

Can we get some of these cats to declare war on italics tags?

By: Ganesh Bengal Cat

Ganesh Bengal Cat — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:54:22 +0000

I didn’t do it. I was busting a table lamp at the time, I swear.

By: ifthethunderdontgetyaÂ³Â²

ifthethunderdontgetyaÂ³Â² — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:54:07 +0000

Italics competent people!

By: Ganesh Bengal Cat

Ganesh Bengal Cat — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:53:16 +0000

Uh oh.

By: ifthethunderdontgetyaÂ³Â²

ifthethunderdontgetyaÂ³Â² — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:52:52 +0000

I’m pretty sure drinking from the bathtub is mandatory. In fact, some ~~of my family~~ people I know have the tub faucet drip on purpose.