Comments on: Tucker Carlson Bowtie Terror1!!!

By: Brad

Brad — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 13:04:04 +0000

Tucker Carlson is the biggest fucking douchebag that ever existed. Nice bowtie faggot!! What is this? 1950?? What a fucking geek!! America hates that sack of shit, thats why he was the first to get dumped from Dancing with the Stars last season. Tucker you’re a fat fucking shitloaf, you aren’t a ‘star’.

By: Torquemada

Torquemada — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 20:14:32 +0000

Does anyone on the planet have any problem whatsoever envisioning Bowtie Boy and his creepy chipmunk-cheeked sidekick Willie Geist as geeky teenagers meeting after school in the basment rec room of their parents’ homes, dressing in mail-order Trekkie uniforms and blowing each other until they literally pass out from oxygen-deprivation? They’re the two xtreme-losers in high school who somehow convince each other that they’re actually “kewl” and that everyone who hates them on sight is misinformed. In the present generation, they would be the ones most likely to don black trench coats and do a Columbine-job on every kid who whipped their pansy-asses after school for years. Tucker Carlson was so wrecked by his humiliating disaster on Dancing With The Stars that he actually utilized a large chunk of his failing MSNBC show to air dated video footage of the judge who slammed him most harshly, in an attempt to discredit the insignificant Euro-schlub. Therefore, who would be shocked by the news that Bowtie Boy would go after the video store blogger with any less fury? In truth, except for the lame-ass Libertarian bowtie, the frozen food emperor-in-waiting has no clothes (a vision that will no doubt make millions pray for temporary blindness.)

By: Church Secretary

Church Secretary — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:01:50 +0000

Marion:

One of the great weaknesses of our court system is that it is heavily tilted in favor of concentrated wealth. In other words, on the civil side, a person with easy access to legal representation can afford to sue anyone for virtually anything. The mere threat of the lawsuit is the actual weapon; a non-wealthy individual (e.g. Chuckles) or a business (like Chuckles’ former employer) who either can’t or won’t bear the cost of defending against even the most frivolous of lawsuits will likely cave in to the threat. The threateners– like serial cobags Carlson and Scarborough– know this. That’s why, instead of taking criticism and ridicule like grownups, or addressing said rhetoric with repartee of their own, they throw rich-boy tantrums and threaten lawsuits.

These are the same jackasses who will then turn around and bloviate about there being ‘too many lawyers’ and how our court system is bogged down with frivolous lawsuits.

Ãœber-cobags.

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:55:20 +0000

I’d settle for $5 million, but then I may be a little cheap. Not having a second job will do that to a person.

By: Marion in Savannah

Marion in Savannah — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:21:04 +0000

What on earth IS it with these people??? Joe Scarbrough is threatening to sue Lisa of All Hat, No Cattle. (Lisa got some free legal advice from a guy who suggested she file a countersuit for $50 million…!)

By: prozacula

prozacula — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:08:23 +0000

AG, that wasnâ€™t Shoe. You should know better. Both Shoe and myself made posts about how big of a littedick the Tuckbag is. Um, annie, you ignorant slut, did you recently read dicklimpy's site? here's a little taste: Gavin M. of Sadly No is one motherfucking asshole. Why is he a motherfucking asshole? This motherfucking asshole allows namestealers on his blog all of the time, including of both Miss Annie and myself. me thinks the lady doth sound like a washed-up old hag. I would say that Shoelimpy has been reduced to fits of turrets-induced rage, and that he needs to swallow some meds, take a deep breath and fuck the fuck off.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:21:51 +0000

I guess I’m not watching enough teevee. Before this YouTube posting, I thought Tucker Carlson was a character invented by the SNL guys. (Although, just to date myself, I should mention Carlson seems more a Mad Magazine kinda parody. But — Jack Wood or Don Martin?)

By: tb

tb — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:16:11 +0000

Dammit, there goes Trotsky commandeering my computer again.

By: Outside The Tent

Outside The Tent — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:00:21 +0000

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By: annieangel

annieangel — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:27:09 +0000

Oh you bastards!!!!!!!! Screwing up the tags again!!!!!!!!

By: annieangel

annieangel — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:26:19 +0000

AG, that wasn’t Shoe. You should know better.

Both Shoe and myself made posts about how big of a littedick the Tuckbag is.

By: Leon Trotsky

Leon Trotsky — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:46:18 +0000

sullied forever by association with Shoelimpy.

Don’t worry, limpy’s too piddly-ass to sully anything forever.

By: maryc

maryc — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:41:20 +0000

Okay. Help me. I adore Tucker ‘s(and that other guy’s) little dance thingy in the video. Help me. HELP ME

By: jurassicpork

jurassicpork — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:37:32 +0000

It’s been a long, long day, guys. Lay off.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:16:39 +0000

Oh, jp.

By: spencer

spencer — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:14:53 +0000

Followed this link from SadlyNo and all I have to say is rock on, Chuck.

Um, you do realize you’re actually posting at Sadly, No! now, right?

By: spencer

spencer — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:13:17 +0000

tb -

One of my favorite Python moments, now sullied forever by association with Shoelimpy. Thanks a lot.

By: House M.D.

House M.D. — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:11:33 +0000

House: Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem. Your wife is having an affair.

Orange Guy: What?!

House: Youâ€™re orange, you moron! Itâ€™s one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasnâ€™t picked up on the fact that her husband has changed color, sheâ€™s just not paying attention. By the way, do you consume just a ridiculous amount of carrots and mega-dose vitamins?

[Guy nods]

House: The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get some finger-paints and do the math. And get a good lawyer.

By: Adorable Girlfriend

Adorable Girlfriend — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:02:26 +0000

Shoe, this is about Chuckles today. Can we take up the war on Gavmo tomorrow?

By: jurassicpork

jurassicpork — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:33:41 +0000

Followed this link from SadlyNo and all I have to say is rock on, Chuck. Hope you get another job, a better one, and soon. I say we leftist bloggers all start talking about Sucker Carlson. With his hypervigilance, it’ll be like trying to herd cats.

I’ll pick up where you and SadlyNo have left off. Then I’ll make him a dishonorary assclown this weekend in my weekly feature.