Anyway, I just had to creep out of my antipodean hiding place to express astonishment at this Pam-creature.

I mean, surely she’s not human, right? That’s all CGI, right? She’s like Homer Simpson, political satire, right?

She’s a media joke, put together by some self-medicating scriptwriter, isn’t she?

Please?

My god, will the non-terrorists stop at nothing? Is their desire not to destroy America completely unquenchable? How many non-explosive devices do we have to find at our ports and airports before the country will wake up and realize that THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DO NOT WANT TO KILL US ALL!

No. There is nothing I can say. How does one person carry so much poison in her soul?

mikey

Sorry Mikey, but this is Miami we’re talking about.

Woohoo! The Cheetos crowd are salavating at the thought…it’s just more material for their masturbation fantasies.

1. They were foreigners. That means they were other than Americans. What’s worse, they had this middle-eastern arab kind of look. And to top it off, they weren’t speaking ENGLISH. Here in America, we speak english. It eliminates confusion, reduces suspicion and creates harmony.

2. They were doing very suspicious things. Why were they in a truck? And just exactly why were they in Florida? That alone is cause for suspicion. Much like those Muslims on the airliner, they may well have been PRAYING. If you are praying, and it is not in a judeo-christian approved fashion, it is a very strong indicator that you are a terrorist.

3. They were brown. You know how many of America’s root problems, from immigration to 9/11 to the civil war to vietnam to rodney king are caused by brown people. There is really no option. In order to prevent the imminant destruction of America, all it stands for and everything America has come to mean, both to us and the rest of the world, we must impliment immediately a police state with concentration camps, summary executions and a “shoot first” law enforcement policy. We must also simultaneously invade and occupy any country in the world where a) Brown people are in charge and b) They aren’t christians (unless they are catholic) and c) They have some form of natural resources wealth that we desire. And it is helpful if we execute their former leaders.

Now all you lefties need to get on the bus. You’re either with us or you’re traitors…

mikey

Might help to cut through the hangover, though.

Oh, whoops. Forgot I started that one…

Well, jeezus, that’s what they grudingly pay all that tax money FOR – so’s it can go to the Pentagon and various local/state/federal law enforcement organizations so awful brown, gay, homeless, and liberal people can be kept under control.

Don’t you understand? It’s the clever fiendish plot of the nafarious Islamofascicootiemarxists to sneak a TRUCK into the country through an AIRPORT! Nobody would expect a TRUCK at an AIRPORT — everyone knows airports are just for planes!

Then again maybe the fiendishly clever terrorist think-tanks of al-Sadr designed a new seeeeekrit special FLYING TRUCK! Someone get Confederate Yankme on this story, stat!

Why the Hell would that raise any concerns? According to Malkin, Inc. things are going exceedingly well over there. Maybe the Iraqi in question was greeting them with flowers in violation of the port’s botanical quarantine policies?

Please, teh teh, a little slack. Yesterday many here was busy trying to mitigate the damage of an egregious case of blogger identity theft.