Comments on: OH MY GOD I WANT TO DIE, PART II

By: g

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:24:58 +0000

Of course, I had to work with the dogs that I had, not the dogs that I wish I had.

By: g

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:24:13 +0000

but if by â€œaimâ€? you mean the physical act of getting the dog pointed at the target, sighting carefully between upraised ears and down the snout and then BAM! releasing the dog downrange, well, I donâ€™t have a dog but Iâ€™m pretty sure it doesnâ€™t work that wayâ€¦

I gave it a try. Geriatric skull-deformed rotweilers and geriatric deaf malamutes just lie down and drool if you sight carefully between their upraised ears and down the snout.

By: ACG

ACG — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:58:59 +0000

Just beware of the napoleons. They talk a good game of egalitarian populism, but at heart theyâ€™re militaristic and authoritarian.

At the heart, they’re creamy and delicious. And creamy, delicious authoritarianism always goes over more easily.

By: floopmeister

floopmeister — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:48:47 +0000

And what of the croissant? I know, I know. Itâ€™s French, therefore inherently evil to some. But itâ€™s flaky (like the Freepers), buttery (like the right wing ass kissers), mostly full of air (like right wing pundits), andâ€¦
Damn. Croissants ARE evil.

Don’t want to bend your croissant out of shape, but they’re actually Austrian. It’s one of the great ironies of history (or a prime example of Froggie perfidy, depending on your wingnut quotient) that they were created to symbolise the victory over the Turks in the seige of Vienna in which the French never showed up to help. Typical, non?

;)

So yes, of course they’re evil – they’re a Crescent!!!

Hah hah! (evil laugh, cheap thunder effects, dry ice…)

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:24:02 +0000

I’m going to try an incantation, D. Sidhe.

Patterico. Patterico. Patterico.
________________________

The O.J. Simpson case.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:57:39 +0000

Oh, sure, but is it too late to make a Do Not Vote For Happy Fun Ball joke? Okay, I thought it might be. Carry on.

By: kingubu

kingubu — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:27:50 +0000

BJM: “Hey, Rocky. Watch me pull a secular MidEast democracy outta my hat!!”

RJS: “Awww, that trick never works…”

BJM: “Nuthin’ up my sleeve… Presto!”

[IED Explodes]

BJM: “No doubt about it. I need to get another hat.”

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:19:47 +0000

ITTDGY: They are both incredibly stupid.

They are also both nearly as prone to ‘ragegasms’ as Our Lady of the Concentration Camps herself, and the ‘Jeff G’ and the ‘ace’ posting over at TBogg’s appear to me, believe it or not, to be too reasonable.

Also, there are no flying monkeys defending their hero’s rep by throwing shit at everyone. All my previous experience with RWA blogswarms have had plenty of those. These guys hardly ever go on a liberal comment thread alone. Hell, they get their asses kicked even with their (usually) subliterate monkeys, but they still keep bringing the monkeys.

Perhaps it’s just my naturally suspicious nature, but unless this guy posting as ‘ace’ with a lower-case ‘a’ starts getting a WHOLE lot nastier, I don’t believe it’s him.

By: PaulG

PaulG — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:19:47 +0000

“I think going in Rocky-style is better military strategy than Rambo-style.”

Oh, yeah, that works. Bullwinkle will try to rent a boat and the boat-guy will turn out to be Boris and Natasha in disguise and the boat will have a hole in it (you know, drilled with one of those huge hand drill auger things) and we’ll end up having to be rescued by Captain Peachfuzz. Again. Brilliant Idea.

By: kc

kc — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:11:45 +0000

So you’re objectively pro-Ahmadenijad.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:04:16 +0000

I don’t know either of those *gentlemen* well enough to make that call, Gentlewoman. But I do know they are both very stupid.

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:48:18 +0000

iffy, I don’t think that’s the real Ass. And I don’t think it was really Pasty in the earlier thread. It’s using the same phrasing. I call imposter, wannabe, troll.

It did really well for a first try, too, over 400 comments in the ‘Riehl Stupid, Dog Bites Man’ thread.

Pasty and Ass are gonna be pissed off. Or perhaps flattered at the name-stealing, who knows how their wee twisted psyches work?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:40:14 +0000

Gaydar is no longer mandatory in Massachusetts since they passed the law requiring universal gay marriage.

You know, this does not require much alteration.

Meet Adam, who’s gay most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Steve has only seen the sights
A straight can see on bachelor nights â€” What a crazy pair!

But they’re husbands,
Homosexual husbands all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as straight and gay.

Where Adam adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Stevie loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes him lose control â€” What a wild duet!

Still, they’re husbands,
Homosexual husbands and you’ll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike â€”
You can lose your mind,
When husbands are two of a kind.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:39:55 +0000

W000t!11eleven! Now ace of shitty website HQ is trolling at Tbogg’s. You wonder what could make Jefe Godlstain look almost not stupid?

Oh, I guess I gave teh answer away.

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:38:03 +0000

Theyâ€™re mandatory in California and Taxachussetts.

Well, dammit, you’d think they’d funnel some of that fancy shit to us rubes in the Red States, but noooooooo, you’d be wrong.

All we get is Gary Fucking Ruppert.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:37:13 +0000

Actually, my Gaydar is terrible. Here in california as an aging single male, that frequently has resulted in hilarious hijinx. I think it’s ’cause I was born in the stone age (truman administration)…

mikey

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:24:36 +0000

Gaydar is no longer mandatory in Massachusetts since they passed the law requiring universal gay marriage. Boy howdy, did I get into the “Adam and Steve” cake topper business at the right time, let me tell you.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:20:59 +0000

Well, if Aquagirl needs fuel, she can come to nyc. I ask because we’ve been making a slurry mixture of those three ingredients here for years, and have tons more than we need. I n my partners dip our joints in it before smoking, which uses less than a liter a year a person. With the discarded fetuses n such piling up around here we make 40-50 gallons a week without even trying, so there’s plenty to go around. If it doesn’t get used some biblethumper’ll come along and wanna bury it in a mass funeral or some other crazy voodoo bs.

By: Aquagirl

Aquagirl — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:10:27 +0000

Gaydar comes standard, like GPS. And of course Mikey has one already. They’re mandatory in California and Taxachussetts.

By: kingubu

kingubu — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:06:57 +0000

Hmmm. You know, Gentlewoman, it kinda takes the buzz out of Teh Funny when you point out that actual humans are really dying (or in jeopardy) over this stuff.