For some reason this shakes me up more than being exposed to their delight in torture or their fantasizing about genocide or their singing songs about shooting little girls in the head. Psychopathic savage cruelty is at least understandable. this is like reading the diary of one of those cultists who cut their dicks off and then commited suicide to prepare themselves to be worthy of the flying saucer people. I would frankly have prefered never to have learned that even the most diseased human brain was capable of such obscenity.

Why can’t she just act like a nice, normal wingnut, get a lovely backrub from a friendly prostitute, shoot some crank, and write a cute little column about how we should use chemically engineered anthrax to wipe out all the ragheads before they come over here and turn us all into homos by forcing us to eat tofu burgers?

Sigh. She’ll probably wind up on the cover of Time.

*Okay, that other ‘l.’ It’s a duplicate, and thus, under application of of the Curt Weldon Corollary to Duns Scotus’ commentary on Occam’s Norelco, can be buried in the Iraq desert and forgotten about.

Owwwww, I sprained my medulla oblongata! I’m suing her and her local public library!!!

Do what??

Wow. Okay, see, my mom is an actual LIbrarian. The fact is that she is a branch manager. If someone is touching themselves in your library, you call the police immediatly…

Or hey, grab a heavy book and threaten to clobber him with it. Marie is grasping, really grasping. She must lead an extremely sheltered life. Where does she live, Mayberry?

(Oh, “celebrating” the “holidays” with your “family”, were you? Obviously, someone here has a problem with his priorities, and it’s certainly not me, as my 78th level paladin will attest.)

you can’t do both at once??

“The crime rates surrounding our libraries are not being told to us by the media nearly enough.”
Gurgle. Snarf. Twitch.
Retard woman.
This… is.. so freaking… innept! I can’t even start with how back-asswards and naive and.. gah!

Speak for yourself, heh, heh.

OMGodz this is awesome wingnutteriness. Bwahahaha. Her ass must be huge to have pulled that one out.

Poor little Marie, how does she get through the day?

To those in the know, it has become apparent that The American Library Association …. is a progressive organization at best.

Now there’s another red-alert warning phrase, one to watch out for: “To those in the know…” This clearly means, “I am about to make something up, but since I’m defining it as based on privileged information you <sneer>miserable peasants </sneer> by definition do not have access to, you cannot prove I’m lying, nyah, nyah!!”