How’ve you been, catpuke?

Oh, annie, darling, still upset no-one wants to get up *yours*?

Perfect, annie. Go into the New Year acting like an asshole. It’s what you’re known for. You’re surely making your mark.

Try not to get drunk and fuck your brother again this year. You’ll find someone, someday. Maybe. I’m sure Mikey would do you, I heard he fucks buffalos.

Let me see if I have this right. You went to private schools and so did all your siblings … so now you feel free to preach to others about how they should “sacrifice” and make something of themselves. I don’t see you sacrificing your place in the trough opened up for you not by your own hard work but by your parents. What I see is a spoiled rich kid bragging about how being born on third base meant he hit a triple. Just like I see in the White House. Yeah, that’s a convincing argument, all right.

Oh, and happy birthday, Jillian. Don’t drive anywhere you might meet a bunch of spoiled drunken rich kids.

Parody.

Happy New Year. AnnieAngel.

Whenever I see this, I assume the rest is parody of right wing boneheadedness. In this case, it’s very hard to tell.

P.S. In response to the schooling of Limbaugh’s children: only poor or ignorant people send their children to public schools. Children from good families go to private school. My three siblings and I have never spent a day in a government-funded school, even now that we are all in college. It’s not desirable or beneficial to wallow around with the masses, receiving the same inadequate education that is available to just anyone! Goodness, I see the result of such teaching represented in the comments on this blog. That alone is enough to reinforce my beliefs about public school being a waste-dump.

Here’s a tip: if you’re a poor person, stop wasting your money on frivolous gewgaws (clothes you can’t afford, brand-name food, excessive entertainment, flashy cars when you live in a trashy house/neighborhood, cell phones, “bling”) and actually invest in something meaningful, like your kids’ futures. There’s a reason why the poor stay poor and tend to perpetuate it into the next generation, and that’s because they are vapid and ignorant. Try actually doing something with your lives for once, then perhaps you’ll stop being so envious of those who’ve actually have worked hard, sacrificed, and made something of themselves.

It further occurs to me that this exposure to military discipline has hardly cured these European countries “of the scourge of Liberalism”.

There is a flaw in your numbers, SG. They are too large. The whole point of this argument is that restoring a draft would give the young folks lessons in good citizenship, instill into them the shared values which regrettably are not shared but should be, inculcate social cohesion, blah blah blah. And if your parents are sufficiently wealthy or well-connected, then you are exempt, since the lessons are not necessary — you are already, by definition, a good citizen.