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By: Sadly, No! » David Ignatius is Makin’ Sense

Sadly, No! » David Ignatius is Makin’ Sense — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:35:16 +0000

[...] Ignatius, whom I recently savaged here, has a pretty good column today. Let’s take a look: We are in the ditch in the Middle East. [...]

By: Karl Rove II

Karl Rove II — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:35:23 +0000

“Keep huffing the glue, Annie. Weâ€™ll pray for you.”

Nah, she keeps of forgetting to breath while fluffing.

By: powkat

powkat — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 21:32:32 +0000

I have noticed that Bushie is looking older these days – my response was ‘good, I want him to suffer.’ I’m pretty sure he’s suffering not because of the people dying in Iraq, tho – I’m betting it has to do with the fact that he and The Demon that is Cheney can’t snow the public anymore – their corporate masters are pissed.

By: Kenny B.`

Kenny B.` — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:44:12 +0000

Here’s to ol’ Davey Ignatius –
A Bush toady so very loquacious.
The war’s going shitty,
But it’s Bush we should pity?
How craven, corrupt, and hellacious!

By: ACG

ACG — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:33:52 +0000

Nono, g, she's calling you looser, saying you have loose morals. Like a slut. A hooker. Someone who posts pictures of herself on her blog with her legs spread. Y'know, you're loose.

By: g

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:23:09 +0000

Why is it that I can easily ignore most of what Annie posts, except for her egregious misspelling of “loser?” That just fries me.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:50:08 +0000

I swear, Ignatius has convinced himself that Iraq II: War of All Against All is actually one of those Reality TV Shows! Little David Ignoble has become so invested in the pundit-beloved Sport of Politics metaphor that he’s lost any anchor in reality. As far as he’s concerned, his Chosen Champeen — the plucky Decider — is navigating a serial round of ‘challenges’ and ‘obstacles’ as he boldly competes, sort-of-live-on-camera, for another week of ‘victories’ and ‘immunity idols’ in his quest for The Big Prize (eternal celebrity, of course; what higher prize could exist?). The ugly reality of all the genuine death, destruction, loss, sorrow, and futility involved doesn’t make any more of an impression on Ignatius than it does on his lavishly tongue-bathed C-Plus Augustus. Sure, he gets a very nice paycheck for producing crap like this, but Ignatius writes like a man who’s gone past lying for money — he actually BELIEVES that up is down, black is white, we have always been at war with Eastasia, and Dubya is the twenty-first century version of George Washington.

We need to clean house in DC. We need to keep the incoming legislature’s feet to the fire to ensure that every lie, theft, and premeditated murder emanating from the Oval Office during the last six years is documented and detailed — with at least the amount of television coverage given Bill Clinton’s sexual peccadilloes, or even Jennifer Anniston’s latest romantic tribulations. And the only way to be sure that enough of the truth can be presented to the current generation and preserved for future historians will be to eject David Ignatius, Rich Cohen, Chris Matthews and all their fellow courtiers from the warm, safe, secure little maggot-holes they’ve dug themselves in the bloated carcass of the modern American media. This time it’s not going to be enough to eject the Nixonians, the Newtonians, and the rest of the last several waves of Neoconjobbers — we need to expose their media enablers for the lying, lazy, evil-hearted enablers they are!

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:38:55 +0000

Now that it’s mentioned, I’m craving French Silk Pie. With a ton of whipped cream.

By: Marc

Marc — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:57:00 +0000

Hey Annie, the American people have spoken. Until you conservative losers win an election, why don’t you stick a sock in it?

By: Candy

Candy — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:36:17 +0000

My grandma used to say that whipped cream was so good, you could put it on a cow pie and make it taste good.

On the other hand, if you put lipstick on a pig…

I thought there was an analogy there, somehow.

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:28:10 +0000

Really? I thought she was just passionate about pie….

mikey

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:56:24 +0000

annieangel said,

December 27, 2006 at 21:34

“LOOSERS.”

Irony is a lost art, obviously.
Annie is the worst kind of troll. Never repudiates individual points, never presents cogent counter-arguments, never comes off as even semi-literate.

“She” just spews troll-bot bullshit.

She and Ignatius are peas in a pod. A pod I’d like to shoot into space with a “kick me” sign attached to the craft.

These are the 33 percent that cling hopelessly to ignorant, outdated and severely damaging ideas that are continuing to dominate some of our policies.
WTF?
How the goddamn did we get here? I guess I’m suffering from idiot fatigue.
Bring on the inaugurations. It’s a start.

By: W. Kiernan

W. Kiernan — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:49:26 +0000

As long as it’s now officially acceptable to psychoanalyze the Decider-in-Chief, am I the only one who has all along seen the entire Iraq fiasco as an elaborate, extended working-out of Duh-Byuh’s big all-overriding Daddy-hate thing?

Just look at this latest chapter. The puppet upon Daddy’s hand, James Baker, issues a big public report saying “This is a mess. The least-bad thing you can do is to declare victory as back out as fast as you can.” Whereupon the failed little man says “Right! We’ll send another twenty thousand troops stat!” It couldn’t be more clear if he’d got a can of spray black and wrote “Fuck you Dad!” upon the spotlit wall of the White House.

I have to wonder: back when Duh-Byuh was a sensitive, malleable boy, what kind of sadistic, perverted Skull-n-Bones shit did Big Daddy CIA pull on innocent, dumb little him. Or was the base of all this psychopathology simply that traumatic occasion way back when li’l Duh-Byuh woke up in the middle of the night needing to pee, and as he opened doors in the Kennebunkport mansion he accidentally stumbled upon evil Daddy cruelly holding innocent Mommy down and beating her with his pelvis? And then yelling and jumping up and the sudden, angry repeated slaps to the side of his head.

By: Highlander

Highlander — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:42:46 +0000

You guys keep posting this wingtard fucknoise, and I keep getting suckered into reading it, and I get halfway through it and find my fingers are surreptitiously hooking into claws and preparing themselves to claw my eyes out of my head in one savage strike at my first unwary moment, just so I will never ever be able to read this crap again. Plus, the way my brain is punching the inside of my skull, desperately trying to break a hole so it can flee screaming into the chapparel where it will never never never be forced to endure such drivel again, is giving me a monster headache.

So, couldja cut it out?

By: nikto

nikto — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:04:10 +0000

Let’s wait a couple more Friedman Units,
just to be sure.

By: craigie

craigie — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:53:59 +0000

Bush: â€œLook, history is interesting.”

Not to mention Play-doh, blocks, and fingerpainting.

Truly, an epic retard.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:19:13 +0000

Owlbear, Glenn Greenwald has a post on neocon desperation.

By: cowalker

cowalker — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:09:32 +0000

Doubling down with other people’s lives and money–that’s a risk George W. Bush is willing to take.

By: Davol

Davol — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 22:19:22 +0000

Well when hasn’t “the decider” just shoved what he wants down our thoats while we don’t seem to do much to care. We all found out about his secret prisons and torture this Summer so what does the doomed Congress do, but legalize these things in record law making time so the abuse of power is now the standard for American leadership. This is beyond the pale, and so is what he’s going to shove down our throats next. Bush is going to have his troop “surge” and he IS going to turn Bahgdad into the next Fallujah by picking a fight with the Sadar militia. Remember that when Iraq was first invaded the getto called Soddam City abruptly changed its name to Sadar City? That has been a line we’ve been reluctant to cross till this “surge” talk began. Bahgdad is about to become a bloodbath of historic proportions perhaps even fullfilling one last prophesy in Revelations about the great battle in Babylon where blood is spilled up to a “horse’s bridal”. The blood ain’t exactly that high yet, but we ain’t far away.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 22:12:24 +0000

Fix link?