Comments on: Lordy Lord Do I Hate Chris Matthews

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 21:30:06 +0000

Does he always talk like an uptight Master Shake?

By: imfunnytoo

imfunnytoo — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:16:33 +0000

Back to Matthews…He’s always been a sychophantic back pedaler /***kisser of the worst sort to his frienemies, but I just wonder what side of the bed he got up on that morning that he thought that Elizabeth Edwards [Let alone John!] would put up with that transparently idiotic imitation of a series of frat party jokes.

Bleah.

I really have to fine tune my tivoing of Olberman, so as not to get any Tweety stuck in the digital ether.

By: annieangel

annieangel — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:50:47 +0000

Stop talking about me, melonheads.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:12:56 +0000

Annie = delusional.

Be a more creative troll, please. It’s getting rote.

By: sanitas

sanitas — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:50:17 +0000

Why not a Malkin version of The View? Her, Pammy, Deb, Ann, Lauraâ€¦good times, indeed. The Vent Seriously, didn\'t anyone tell Michelle that a \"Vent\" is a euphemism for a ping pong ball shooting device?

By: annieangel

annieangel — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:47:35 +0000

If I guest hosted for Inside Edition man, they would fire him and hire me in two seconds.

We should start a petition.

By: Roxanne

Roxanne — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 16:58:04 +0000

Hate to say “I told you so.” Check the comments:

http://hotair.com/archives/2006/12/26/video-michelle-throws-down-with-juan-hernandez-over-immigration/

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 16:25:38 +0000

Why is Chris Matthew’s so down on marrying his equal? I wouldn’t want to see his inferior, much less marry her.

By: SPIIDERWEBâ„¢

SPIIDERWEBâ„¢ — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:15:05 +0000

Two quick things.

1. Yes Chris Matthews is ridiculous. I’m surprised he didn’t ask Mrs. Edwards if she uses a vibrating dildo.

2. Damn you Brad for serving up a link to Malkin without warning us.

By: Ted

Ted — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:42:13 +0000

I should be the guest host on the Oâ€™Reilly factor. Class the show up a bit.

I agree. I would totally watch the Factor if a Courtney Love impersonator was hosting it…

By: Lesley

Lesley — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:47:37 +0000

Dumb question but…why would anyone agree to be interviewed by this dumbass?

By: Steve T.

Steve T. — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:47:27 +0000

I don’t hate myself enough to watch Malkin guest-host O’Reilly. I did watch the clip and note that John Edwards did the only decent thing he could possibly do in such a situation, duels now being illegal.

He said nothing.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:22:30 +0000

My brain has been badly bruised by Ace banter.

Niteall!

By: a different brad

a different brad — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:12:05 +0000

Shorter Ace: Fringe anti-zionism now equals liberalism. And actually, that means you libruls are on our side because we all want to see a day where Israel gets blowed up good and whichever flavor messiah you prefer arrives.

ow
that hurt my brain

By: Seanly

Seanly — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:08:35 +0000

Even worse at Ace is this idiocy:
December 26, 2006
Oil Falls $1 Due To Global Warming

If there is such a thing as strong-form melt-the-icecaps global warming, isn’t there a big element of self-correction to it? If burning carbon for heat causes temperatures to rise, rising temperatures cause less carbon to be burned for heat, right?

Anyway, in the Northeast, it’s almost balmy. And wonderful.

Sigh… there are so many things wrong with his statement…

By: Jeremy's Iron?

Jeremy's Iron? — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:07:18 +0000

What the hell kind of mating call laugh was that from Tweety at the beginning? In his drunk time-warp he thought he was laughing normally, when really he was sounded like the Penguin at 33 rpm.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:06:14 +0000

Oh, and Gerald Ford is dead, for those who aren’t reading this thread tomorrow morning at work n already know.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:02:13 +0000

How about Shorter Ace: Liberals say wingnut Christians are a bunch of rapture crazed hypocrites (speaking of which, pie, anyone?), BUT look, there’s crazed right wing Jews, too! So Eat It, Libs!11!!

By: a different brad

a different brad — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:59:33 +0000

It’s too bad the factor doesn’t have an audience, princess, cause i’d come into midtown to see that.

By: RubDMC

RubDMC — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:53:06 +0000

Shorter Ace: “Liberals just don’t understand religion, do they?”