Please please, all I want for my “holiday” gift is a freaking Preview Button…

Maybe if enough people do it, his head will explode.

Jillian, as a good Pagan, I say we invite him to be our next year’s Winter King, citing his unique suitability for this exalted position (like the anger management thing, and his poor comprehension skills). And then send him a copy of “A Child’s First Golden Bough” with the simple text & the colorful pictures (mostly blood-red on white). No end of laffs for us as we hide behind the intertoobz doorway, attempting to stifle our giggles whilst The Riehl Danny tries to decide whether to trumpet his outrage at our foul non-Christian habits or to triumph that his manly, manly holiday “issues” have so engaged our savage admiration. If we can actually get him to make a video demonstrating, on a teddy bear, the mad disembowelment skillz of his mighty golden sickle, the YouTube ad revenue alone ought to pay for nog & uiskbeagh all round…

Support The Troops

Please be sure to look in for ways to let all of the troops know they are supported during this Holiday Season.

Don’t you mean “Christmas Season,” you America hating islamocommiefascist pig?

It’s when idiots like this smile, shake my hand and say “Holiday Seasonâ€? to the troops that I really think I’m going to grab them by the throat and squeeze. Have a candy cane in your cornhole, you sick candy assed PC azzhole.

Support The Troops

Please be sure to look in for ways to let all of the troops know they are supported during this Holiday Season.

Don’t you mean “Christmas Season,” you America hating islamocommiefascist pig?

It’s when idiots like this smile, shakes my hand and says “Happy Season,â€? that I really think I’m going to grab them by the throat and squeeze. Have a candy cane, you sick candy assed PC azzhole.

Although, Like our buddy Dan there, not to mention Fivehead Lileks, they will go home and blog about how they told that evil liberal off.

It truly makes a bigger deal to them than anybody else, no matter what they think.

Ah, hell, let ‘em believe theres some kind of plot with Michael Moore in cahoots with Walmart. It’s Christmas; it’ll make ‘em happy, in a twisted, clenched, bitter kind of way.

Happy Merry, everybody.

And I’m far enough from sober right now to be profoundly sincere…..this place is my home away from home.

Merry Christmas to all y’all silly religious peoples….love y’all.

simple enough. stop backing down. wish ‘em all happy holidays, and when their response comes with anger and a glare, just laugh. to paraphrase herr leader, if you flinch, the terrorists win.

Y’know, like many religious observances and modes of celebration, this does not sound like a good idea. I can think of about twenty ways this could go very, very wrong.

I can’t imagine all the writers of all the sitcoms in history have missed this one. Hilarity and hijinx ensued!!

mikey

Remember that old song “The Twelve Days of Christmas”? They ran from Christmas Day through Epiphany (Jan 6th). Christmas Day was just one holiday in that set: day after Christmas was Boxing Day (for the British, at least), then came New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day (Solemnity of the Holy Family, for the Catholics), and finally ending on Epiphany (the day the Magi came).

And, geez, if you go earlier in the month of December, you have St. Nicholas Day (when you’re supposed to put your shoes out to get filled with presents–the precursor to Santa Claus) and St. Lucy’s Day (where the oldest girl in the house put a wreath of lit candles on her head and brought her parents breasfast in bed). And those are just the ones we celebrated in my family.

Silly me. There is, and I did.

Happy Saturnalia, Jillian, and Happy Birthday!

I will be more than happy to wish this deranged loony Happy Holidays!

And if he attempts to throttle me, he will deal with the wrath of Chloe, The Giant Poodle and Ganesh Bengal Cat, Remover of Obstacles.

I pity the fool, etc.

This is gonna be the Happiest Holiday Season EVAH!