Comments on: The Babylonian Shampoo Secrets of Success

By: glenstonecottage

glenstonecottage — Thu, 01 Apr 2004 22:23:19 +0000

My ClashPoint, Doug, is this— MY imaginary omnipotent friend can beat up YOUR imaginary omnipotent friend with one hand tied behind his back!

So…KNEEL BEFORE ZOG!

By: Thlayli

Thlayli — Tue, 30 Mar 2004 09:28:28 +0000

Kyle Williams has been sending Doug emails, complaining about how the harlot Beyonce has been tempting him to touch himself on his tingly places.

She does that to me, too.

Of course, we can’t all be as strong as Kyle …… *ahem*

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 30 Mar 2004 06:32:06 +0000

Poor Doug Giles. He’s like so many people I’d meet in AA–they knew they had to give up the booze and drugs and sex because death was the only other option, but damn if they didn’t miss chugging down Colt 45 malt liquor in the parking lot of the 7-11 while they tongue-wrestled with some ho-bag while Zeppelin blasted out of his truck’s car stereo. The yearning for that was palpable.

By: Triple D

Triple D — Tue, 30 Mar 2004 04:32:07 +0000

Understand world views?!?! I thought all this homeschoolin, bible thumpin, God and ‘Merica stuff was about AVOIDING other worldviews. If you learn about other people, well then you open yourself up to demons and all manner of nasty things. Next thing you know, you start treaten people with different ideas with respect and such.

It was probibly just a typo.

By: Peanut

Peanut — Mon, 29 Mar 2004 15:53:12 +0000

This comment from Roger Ailes blog (not the creep Ailes) referencing the same Giles article another context made me LOL: The times in which we're living are darker than Rob Zombie listening to the Insane Clown Posse in Jimmy Page's dungeonâ€¦ or something like that. The fact that our current cruddy culture is doing things that make demons blush takes no great insight for the honest person to perceive. Wow. That analogy is crappier than George Bush's underwear on the morning of September 11, 2001.

By: Z

Mon, 29 Mar 2004 15:52:06 +0000

4. Understand worldviews. Unless young conservatives are intellectually equipped to understand and defend a
traditional biblical worldview against the secular humanism, Marxism and Islamic weltanschauung fired at them on
a 24/7/365 basis in the college classroom and via the media elite?s excretions ? we?re Spam.

Not to be overly intellectual, but shouldn’t that be 24/7/52?

By: Scott C.

Scott C. — Mon, 29 Mar 2004 05:29:36 +0000

“My ClashPoint is this: The grand ascent of Daniel and his compadres … ”

Wait. The other guys were his godfathers? I thought that was a Catholic tradition. And I didn’t know you were allowed to have three…

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 29 Mar 2004 03:28:32 +0000

Well its the weltenschuan that scares me….

By: Frederick

Frederick — Mon, 29 Mar 2004 03:16:00 +0000

everyone takes Doug "Crack Night in the Ferret Cage" Giles seriously. It's "Crack Night in the Ferret Hut." "Crack Night in the Ferret Cage" would make no sense. You're trying, in your insidious secular humanist/Marxist/Islamic way, to make Doug sound goofy.

By: vaara

vaara — Sun, 28 Mar 2004 22:12:15 +0000

Dennis Miller called. He wants his Simile-O-Matic™ back.

By: Peanut

Peanut — Sun, 28 Mar 2004 21:43:20 +0000

Those who purport to be connected to the God of the Bible should not have an IQ lower than Beavis and Butthead.

‘kay. You first.

My ClashPoint is this: The grand ascent of Daniel and his compadres … became young leaders who were physically fit and well versed in all manner of knowledge. They were brilliant servants who were 10 times greater than all the resident slugs in Babylon.

Wow, how did I miss the hidden John Woo plot in this biblical tale? Doug has single-handedly trumped superficial secular culture by presenting his even more superficial religious one.