http://www.sciencenews.org/pages/sn_edpik/ls_8.htm

What if it’s corporate promoted pesticides that are responsible?

I guess we’ll just relax and hope for the best.

Right?

http://enhs.umn.edu/5200/estrogen/mn.html

and then

“Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.”

Thank Gawd Rutz doesn’t let self-contradiction get in the way of his “insights” about teh gay. Next thing you know, they will be claiming gay is a religion to get any mention of it out of public schools.

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Imagine her singing “a rubdown with a velvet glove” at the top of her voice. It’s awesome.

YOU’RE JUST IN LOVE (I WONDER WHY)

MALE VOICE:
I hear singing and there’s no one there
I smell blossoms and the trees are bare
All day long I seem to walk on air
I wonder why, I wonder why

I keep tossing in my sleep at night
And what’s more I’ve lost my appetite
Stars that used to twinkle in the skies
Are twinkling in my eyes, I wonder why

FEMALE VOICE:
You don’t need analyzing
It is not so surprising
That you feel very strange but nice
Your heart goes pitter patter
I know just what’s the matter
Because I’ve been there once or twice

Put your head on my shoulder
You need someone who’s older
A rub down with a velvet glove
There is nothing you can take
To relieve that pleasant ache
You’re not sick, you’re just in love

MALE & FEMALE VOICES INTERWOVEN:
MV: I hear singing and there’s no one there
FV: You don’t need analyzing, it is not so surprising
MV: I smell blossoms and the trees are bare
FV: That you feel very strange but nice
MV: All day long I seem to walk on air
FV: Your heart goes pitter patter, I know just what’s the matter
MV: I wonder why, I wonder why
FV: Because I’ve been there once or twice

MV: I keep tossing in my sleep at night
FV: Put your head on my shoulder, you need someone who’s older
MV: And what’s more I’ve lost my appetite
FV: A rub down with a velvet glove
MV: Stars that used to twinkle in the skies
FV: There is nothing you can take
MV: Are twinkling in my eyes
FV: To relieve that pleasant ache
MV: I wonder why
FV: You’re not sick you’re just in love

You could ask for Grandpa’s Chipits and Peanut Butter Drops.

In a double boiler put:

1 – 6 oz package of butterscotch chipits.
1/2 cup peanut butter
Cook until well mixed.
Take off the stove.
In a large bowl put 2 cups chow-mien noodles.
Pour the peanut mixture over the noodles.
Mix well and lastly add
1 cup mini marshmallows.
Drop by spoonfuls on to wax paper.
Keep refrigerated and then eat until sick.

Seriously, my grand-dad would make these, which was pretty fucked up because you really had to struggle to find those noodles back then.

These are appalling and satisfying. Don’t go using any of that natural peanut-butter crap: the artery-clogging stuff works best because it’s so creepily stable. Die well, my friends, die well.

I wrap it tightly in layers of cheesecloth. Also only takes about a half hour and you don’t get cracks in the tofu.

Ethel Merman maybe?

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