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By: Scrutiny Hooligans » “Mallard Fillmore” Creator Busted for DUI; “Mallard Fillmore” Still Isn’t Funny

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By: Mary Jones

Mary Jones — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:57:54 +0000

It's always nice to see my favorite webcomics keeping up with politics.

By: S. F. Brown

S. F. Brown — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:13:48 +0000

>>>Are there any conservatives who do more than just talk about â€œvaluesâ€??

By: Realist

Realist — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:28:35 +0000

Even my inner music snob has to plead ignorance to Pearl Harbor and the Explosions

You pretty much had to live somewhere in the vicinity of San Francisco back in the ’70s to be familiar with them. Pearl E. Gates had been a figure in the local music scene for a while before forming the band in 1978. They played such local venues as the Mabuhay Gardens (a.k.a. the Fab Mab, where I saw them) before cutting a couple of largely forgettable albums and fading from view.

Here’s a brief blurb about Pearl from Trouser Press:

http://www.trouserpress.com/entry.php?a=pearl_harbor_and_the_explosions

And some pictures of the band:

http://www.newwavephotos.com/PearlHarbor.htm

By: Socraticsilence

Socraticsilence — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:48:05 +0000

I don’t know for sheer batshit crazyness I have to go with this series, which I like to call “The Eternal Jon” http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/mallard070505.asp

By: LanceThruster

LanceThruster — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:13:22 +0000

So that worthless POS (piece of shite) Bruce Tinsley is a flaming hypocrite as well?!? Who woulda guessed it. I wonder if the ‘glazed duck in wine sauce’ was rambling about how “the damn liberals are responsible for ALL the wars in the world!” and “Hey, sugar tits!!”

By: Netvocates

Netvocates — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:36:22 +0000

Ugh, state of the union is teh suck. So what kind of deviance does that comic strip creator have? Young boys? Hillbilly Heroin? Circus Animals?

By: Sjofn

Sjofn — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:36:25 +0000

Holy crap, State of the Union really IS that horrible.

By: RZ

RZ — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:47:10 +0000

As bad as “Mallard Filmore” and “Day by Day” are, nothing, absolutely nothing is worse than “State of the Union” by Carl Moore. It’s got all the artistic merit of a third-rate editorial cartoon, but with the 4-week lag of a third-rate serial comic, all in three-panel form!

I dare you: http://www.comics.com/creators/union/

By: TheYellowElephantBrigade

TheYellowElephantBrigade — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:51:34 +0000

Funny enough, a site called Druck Duck has a comic called Taking_Stock, which will, in a matter of an hour, have a comic tribute to Tinsley.

Enjoy!

http://www.drunkduck.com/Taking_Stock

By: Jay B.

Jay B. — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:59:09 +0000

Realist,

That’s double teh funny, considering he was reaching for Pearl Jam. Even my inner music snob has to plead ignorance to Pearl Harbor and the Explosions.

By: heydave

heydave — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:33:27 +0000

A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head, the bartender asks if he’s OK and the duck says “get this guy off my ass”

Did I invent that joke or have others heard it in my head?

By: reverter

reverter — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:10:36 +0000

If I read that one about eggnog right, apparently Tinsley doesn’t understand that you’re supposed to put the rum IN the eggnog, not DRINK the rum first.
That seems to be his implication. Is he really that stupid? Now, THAT’S funny.

By: Realist

Realist — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 19:33:38 +0000

This one was my favorite. It shows the utter futility of conservatives trying to make hip culture references when being conservative is about as far as you can get from being hip. Note: Pearl Harbor and the Explosions were a '70s punk band, not a '90s grunge band.

By: Charlotte Smith

Charlotte Smith — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:11:17 +0000

Wow, that’s the closest to funny that Muir may have ever been. Kind of like a dog that finally learned to make a noise that sounds like “I love you” to delight its owners.

By: Zombiebirdhouse

Zombiebirdhouse — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:53:33 +0000

Here's a quick take on poor Mallard. I figure it's at least as unfunny and makes about as much sense as the original.

By: mdhÃ¥tter

mdhÃ¥tter — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:39:03 +0000

fappita fappita fappita

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:38:30 +0000

I wonder if the cop who pulled him over had read this one?

It would be so, so wrong to send a copy of that cartoon to the police department in Tinsley’s home town. Where are my stamps?

By: norbizness

norbizness — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:27:24 +0000

I gave a homeless guy Muir’s latest cartoon and he fapped to it for 30 minutes, or at least so he claims.