Comments on: National Party for the President Day!

By: Ben Rice

Ben Rice — Sat, 14 Aug 2004 11:58:35 +0000

The liberal dem’s might want to start crying again, for the grassroots effort that the Bush campaign is putting on will stomp Kerry. As boring as Kerry is, why didn’t you guys go with Gore/Leiberman again? Gooks, you guys are so out of touch. Even the vets (I am one of them) will vote against a “decorated” homeboy! I love it! I guess Rosey has to go back to being single now!

By: Rissa

Rissa — Thu, 15 Jul 2004 08:02:06 +0000

well… let’s have a John John party! Maybe we could all come together and promise to kill our next unborn child or… better yet we could all sponsor an illegal alien with AIDS to come to the U.S. (Kerry does want to lift the ban on aliens w/AIDS coming into our country) so they can get on our healthcare system. Hey the parties afore mentioned would promote the use of more ketchup and John could sure use the extra money to pay back all the money he borrowed from his wife because he’s throwing it all away for his failed attempt at the Whitehouse!!

By: Chris Vosburg

Chris Vosburg — Fri, 26 Mar 2004 14:40:34 +0000

Dear me, I had no idea that federal regulations on parties hosted by citizens were so strict.

However, I’m no scofflaw: my nephew’s just gonna have to cough up for cake at his birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese next week. And when he asks why, I’ll say “because George W. Bush says so.”

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 06:22:39 +0000

Is this really a good idea? Dubya partyed quite enough in his first 40 years. He’s gonna need those brain cells he has left just to maintain his autonomic respiration.

By: Tom Hilton

Tom Hilton — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 05:09:40 +0000

How about a nationwide collection of Kerry fundraisers on April 29, collectively called “Retirement Party for the President Day”?

By: Sue Tonius

Sue Tonius — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 04:27:29 +0000

Show support for Fearless Leader by hosting a party at your soup kitchen, food shelf, homeless shelter, unemployment office, college financial aid office….have an overnight lockup at the local Walmart warehouse. Endless possibilities.

By: Gobbles the Trophee Turkee

Gobbles the Trophee Turkee — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 03:16:00 +0000

How about have our own corresponding “Get the FEC to audit the ’2004 Party for the President Day’” event?

Find out who is having these parties in your area and make sure to spoon-feed the information to your local journalists. Forward the articles to the FEC.

This thing could blow up in the GOP’s face if some enterprising reporters uncover widespread abuse of that fine print.

By: Dr. BDH

Dr. BDH — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 02:41:36 +0000

Sorry, that’s my son’s third birthday. I guess I could combine that with a Party with George, but would federal law then limit my spending to no more than $1000? If I have it at Perkins will the other little tykes have to buy their own cake? Meanwhile, I wonder if Jenna and Barb are planning to Party for the President that day. Should “Girls Gone Wild” be notified?

By: vachon

vachon — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 01:57:53 +0000

I am so there. I’ll be representing W = Wives of Big Oil.

By: George Johnston

George Johnston — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 01:52:49 +0000

W Stands for Women?

Is Bush trying to say he is a woman and that he and Laura are in a soon to be unconstitutional same sex marriage? Wouldn’t that be fabulous?

By: Blair

Blair — Wed, 24 Mar 2004 23:04:23 +0000

OK, I’ve cleared my calendar of everything I had planned for celebrating National Shrimp Scampi Day on the 29th … thank goodness they didn’t schedule the festivities for National Party for Our President Day on April 30th – that’s National Honesty Day!

I really do hope that we can get five of us together to qualify for that conference call with a senior campaign official.