Words over here, words out there, in the air and everywhere. Words of wisdom, words of strife, words that write the book I like.
Shorter Michael Medved: Hey, I have an idea! Perhaps conservatives should address growing middle class anxieties.
Shorter Kathleen Parker: Frivolous lawsuits are symptomatic of a bankrupt society, and they are also what makes America great.
Shorter Walter E. Williams: All self interest is equal, but some self interest is more equal than others. For example, corporations…
Shorter Tony Blankley: Hopefully, Pope Benedict XVI’s visit to Turkey will prove once and for all that Christianity can never be reconciled with Islam or the secular left.
Shorter Ben Shapiro: The flying imams have aided and abetted some future terrorist attack I just made up.
Shorter Linda Chavez: We have to stay in Iraq until the job is done. We just have to.
Shorter Terence Jeffrey: A side-by-side comparison of apples and public schools illustrates a clear need for vouchers.
Shorter Brent Bozell III: Propaganda is stuff you disagree with, right?
Shorter Jacob Sullum: As a libertarian, I believe anti-crime zones are mostly effective as political grandstanding.
Shorter Michelle Malkin: The Associated Press should promote their unreliability as relentlessly as right-wing bloggers.
Shorter William F. Buckley: I should hope the pope won’t concede too much to the dusky Turks.
Shorter Paul Greenberg: I was born the son of an immigrant shoemaker…
Shorter Maggie Gallagher: I doubt any good will come of Pope Benedict’s trip to Turkey, and I just hope he returns in one piece.
Shorter John Stossel: Are Americans cheap? I’ll ask some celebrities tonight on my new TV special…
Shorter Austin Bay: Being misled by an unreliable source is just as unethical as making up a source. Worse, even.
Shorter James J. Kilpatrick: Is anyone interested in copyright law? How about nude photos of Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Anyone?
Shorter Lee S. Wishing III: I achieved a state of epiphanic grace last Friday at the mall.
Shorter Janet M. LaRue: The Concerned Women for America have taken up the fight to protect the word “Christmas.”
Shorter Jay Sekulow: My column on the ACLU’s assault on Christmas runs a little short this week because I used up all the inflammatory words.
Shorter Cal Thomas: Newly elected Democratics have already been corrupted by Washington. I say, bring on the next round of reformers!