Comments on: OH MY GOD http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Buffalo Gal http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-100673 Buffalo Gal Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:40:25 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-100673 Oh, give the guy a break. He's not too bright, but his heart seems to be in the right place. He gave his life over to fame and fortune, and that wasn't satisfying. His relationship with his wife brought meaning back into his life. I don't believe in the god stuff, but if it makes people happy and leads them to do good to others, who's to complain? Now, if it leads them to start wars or commit genocide, that's a different kettle of colored horses. Oh, give the guy a break. He’s not too bright, but his heart seems to be in the right place. He gave his life over to fame and fortune, and that wasn’t satisfying. His relationship with his wife brought meaning back into his life. I don’t believe in the god stuff, but if it makes people happy and leads them to do good to others, who’s to complain? Now, if it leads them to start wars or commit genocide, that’s a different kettle of colored horses.

]]> By: JohnR http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-100029 JohnR Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:56:55 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-100029 TC: His beard is a bit goofy because that's not a chin behind it--it's another fist. TC: His beard is a bit goofy because that’s not a chin behind it–it’s another fist.

]]> By: It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. at PunkAssBlog.com http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99977 It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. at PunkAssBlog.com Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:39:06 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99977 [...] Since like his doll name counterpart, we’ll never be completely rid of Chucky, we might as well make the best of it. I know, I know, but complaining won’t change anything. To make it easier on all of us, I hypothosize that Chuck’s columns make for an excellent text-based drinking game. You have until the end of the thread to help me flesh out the rules. [...] [...] Since like his doll name counterpart, we’ll never be completely rid of Chucky, we might as well make the best of it. I know, I know, but complaining won’t change anything. To make it easier on all of us, I hypothosize that Chuck’s columns make for an excellent text-based drinking game. You have until the end of the thread to help me flesh out the rules. [...]

]]> By: Karl Rove II http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99733 Karl Rove II Tue, 28 Nov 2006 19:23:53 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99733 "Yes, this Chuck Norris.." Is that Caveman Chuck or Jesus Chuck...I can't tell. “Yes, this Chuck Norris..”

Is that Caveman Chuck or Jesus Chuck…I can’t tell.

]]> By: Herr Doktor Bimler http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99731 Herr Doktor Bimler Tue, 28 Nov 2006 19:21:25 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99731 <i>There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease</i> I don't trust those new-age cures. Leeches were good enough for my father, bless his exsanguinated corpse, and they're good enough for me. There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease
I don’t trust those new-age cures. Leeches were good enough for my father, bless his exsanguinated corpse, and they’re good enough for me.

]]> By: Smiling Mortician http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99727 Smiling Mortician Tue, 28 Nov 2006 19:16:40 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99727 <i>I’d like to kick the War on Christmas </i> With a roundhouse, natch. I’d like to kick the War on Christmas

With a roundhouse, natch.

]]> By: TC http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99726 TC Tue, 28 Nov 2006 19:15:51 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99726 <i>I’d like to kick the War on Christmas up a notch</i> BAM! Who knew Emeril was part of the War on Christmas? I’d like to kick the War on Christmas up a notch BAM!

Who knew Emeril was part of the War on Christmas?

]]> By: rayc http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99719 rayc Tue, 28 Nov 2006 19:07:11 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99719 Chuck is sooooooooo right. I'm hanging a big "FUCK CHRISTMAS" banner on my house. Chuck is sooooooooo right. I’m hanging a big “FUCK CHRISTMAS” banner on my house.

]]> By: Marc http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99716 Marc Tue, 28 Nov 2006 19:04:26 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99716 Does anything in the world say "whiner" as loudly as Christians complaining that the greeter at Wal-Mart says "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas?" Get a life, guys. Does anything in the world say “whiner” as loudly as Christians complaining that the greeter at Wal-Mart says “Happy Holidays” rather than “Merry Christmas?”

Get a life, guys.

]]> By: RobW http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99714 RobW Tue, 28 Nov 2006 19:02:54 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99714 I'd like to kick the War on Christmas up a notch. We should all do our part to defeat Christmas once and for all. Let's put the Saturn back in Saturnalia! I’d like to kick the War on Christmas up a notch. We should all do our part to defeat Christmas once and for all.

Let’s put the Saturn back in Saturnalia!

]]> By: RobW http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99687 RobW Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:20:24 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99687 <i>ifthethunderdontgetya said, November 28, 2006 at 19:08 Sooooo, it was God who decided that passenger pigeons should not be allowed to live?</i> Of course. And that mules and ligers should be allowed. ifthethunderdontgetya said,
November 28, 2006 at 19:08

Sooooo, it was God who decided that passenger pigeons should not be allowed to live?

Of course. And that mules and ligers should be allowed.

]]> By: TC http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99679 TC Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:10:39 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99679 That's CHUCK's code of ethics. Sheesh, it's like I got caught up in the chicken noises slap fight on an adjacent thread... And no, the Preview button wouldn't have helped. Never use it: Often In Error, Never In Doubt is my motto. Or my ethical Code, based on Chuck's example. That’s CHUCK’s code of ethics. Sheesh, it’s like I got caught up in the chicken noises slap fight on an adjacent thread…

And no, the Preview button wouldn’t have helped. Never use it: Often In Error, Never In Doubt is my motto.

Or my ethical Code, based on Chuck’s example.

]]> By: mikey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99677 mikey Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:09:41 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99677 <i>he does, after all, claim that the cause of all disease is sin.</i> Well, look. Certainly not ALL disease. And I don't want to wander too far down Too Much Information Avenue here, but let me say that if one were to include both direct and indirect causation and were further to use my life experience as a working example, then one might reasonably conclude that many things typically defined as "sin" can in fact lead to all manner of diseases and similar unpleasant conditions such as rashes and various crawlys. Just Sayin... mikey he does, after all, claim that the cause of all disease is sin.

Well, look. Certainly not ALL disease. And I don’t want to wander too far down Too Much Information Avenue here, but let me say that if one were to include both direct and indirect causation and were further to use my life experience as a working example, then one might reasonably conclude that many things typically defined as “sin” can in fact lead to all manner of diseases and similar unpleasant conditions such as rashes and various crawlys.

Just Sayin…

mikey

]]> By: TC http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99676 TC Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:08:45 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99676 It is notable that Cuck's Code Of Ethics... pertains very little to ethics per se. It's not bad for rules to live by, it's certainly better than Chicken Soup for the Martial Artist, but ethics? Not so much. At best, it hints at the Golden Rule. OK, gloves are off. even if Chuck can kick me right in my head, snark away. It is notable that Cuck’s Code Of Ethics…

pertains very little to ethics per se.

It’s not bad for rules to live by, it’s certainly better than Chicken Soup for the Martial Artist, but ethics? Not so much. At best, it hints at the Golden Rule.

OK, gloves are off. even if Chuck can kick me right in my head, snark away.

]]> By: Dan http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99667 Dan Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:54:41 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99667 BTW and FYI, <a href="http://astrochimp.com/2006/01/11/chuck-norris-responds/" rel="nofollow">Chuck has</a> <a href="http://seriouslyjazzed.typepad.com/jazzed/2006/05/chuck_norris_th.html" rel="nofollow">a Code</a> <a href="http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2005/11/rocks_sox_and_r.html" rel="nofollow">of Ethics</a>. BTW and FYI, Chuck has a Code of Ethics.

]]> By: Smiling Mortician http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99664 Smiling Mortician Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:48:39 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99664 It would be lovely to think so, TC, but I despair of Chuck's likely rhetorical sophistication: he does, after all, claim that the cause of all disease is sin. Meh, so he's simple-minded. Doesn't change the fact that he can slam a revolving door. It would be lovely to think so, TC, but I despair of Chuck’s likely rhetorical sophistication: he does, after all, claim that the cause of all disease is sin.

Meh, so he’s simple-minded. Doesn’t change the fact that he can slam a revolving door.

]]> By: TC http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99649 TC Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:26:22 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99649 If the WND column was a weekly rebuttal, point by point, of the various InterTubes Chuck Norris Facts in the vein of the Pandagon article, it would be very, very snarkable. If, on the other hand, he devoted it to creating new, even more surreal Chuck Norris facts, he would be revealing himself as a master of satire. If the WND column was a weekly rebuttal, point by point, of the various InterTubes Chuck Norris Facts in the vein of the Pandagon article, it would be very, very snarkable.

If, on the other hand, he devoted it to creating new, even more surreal Chuck Norris facts, he would be revealing himself as a master of satire.

]]> By: TC http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99647 TC Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:24:11 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99647 Smiling Mort, you are indeed a Master. I have much to learn. How does that 'booya' thing work again? Cuz that would really be a big help out here in the real world. Smiling Mort, you are indeed a Master.

I have much to learn.

How does that ‘booya’ thing work again? Cuz that would really be a big help out here in the real world.

]]> By: Smiling Mortician http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99644 Smiling Mortician Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:20:37 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99644 Silly fiver. Don't you know that He works in mysterious ways and ours is not to question and all things happen for a reason and it's none of your business? TC: I think it's possible to admire the Greatness That Is Chuck (roundhouse-kicking a Burger King and turning it into a Dairy Queen, giving women orgasms simply by staring at them and saying "booya") without accepting the Crazy That Is Chuck (buying into and whining about that "war on christmas" crap). It simply takes an effort of will, grasshopper. Silly fiver. Don’t you know that He works in mysterious ways and ours is not to question and all things happen for a reason and it’s none of your business?

TC: I think it’s possible to admire the Greatness That Is Chuck (roundhouse-kicking a Burger King and turning it into a Dairy Queen, giving women orgasms simply by staring at them and saying “booya”) without accepting the Crazy That Is Chuck (buying into and whining about that “war on christmas” crap). It simply takes an effort of will, grasshopper.

]]> By: fiver http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99641 fiver Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:11:38 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/4401.html#comment-99641 <i>There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.</i> Wait, Jesus can cure cancer? So is he just being a dick by letting people suffer? There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

Wait, Jesus can cure cancer? So is he just being a dick by letting people suffer?

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