Comments on: Happy Swanksgiving

By: Sadly, No! » Happy Swanksgiving!

Sadly, No! » Happy Swanksgiving! — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:51:36 +0000

[...] how relatively lucid and non-ravening this Thanksgiving column was in comparison to Swank’s yearly (and sometimes hourly) ouvre, we can only imagine that this [...]

By: Gory Rupert

Gory Rupert — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:21:13 +0000

The fact is, Mother Teresa was Albanian.

It’s true, I just made it up.

AA puts the “um” in “tedium”.

By: Karl Rove II

Karl Rove II — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:45:19 +0000

“This thread is insane.”

No sweet analannie, you are…

HAPPY SWANKSGIVING TO ALL!

err, what do you mean it over…I JUST GOT STARTED DRINKING!

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:43:56 +0000

Hot tubs are the next best thing to naked barely legal girls, and that is a fact.
You poor deluded fool, a different brad. The next thing to naked barely legal girls — in the ideal world — is [own name goes here].

By: annieangel

annieangel — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 22:23:38 +0000

Vishnu? I’m not a Hindu, and I doubt you are. Only Hindus are allowed call on Vishnu, and you can’t convert to being a Hindu. So tough luck on that one, Hindus are a racist, classist bunch of smelly fuckers who will open up your third eye with a 45 if you mock them, as you just did.

So go find some, and mock them face to face.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 19:31:39 +0000

That’s loser, annie.

Looser is what your pants are after you’ve partaken in the post-Thanksgiving diet plan.

If you’re going to snark, do it right for Vishnu’s sake.

By: annieangel

annieangel — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 17:10:38 +0000

Major Woody. What a joke. :)

I have a suggestion for idiots who come on threads that have 170 posts or more and make stoopid suggestions:

The thread is pretty much dead. If you demand 170 on topic posts, please go to Atrios.

Looser.

By: TC

TC — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 21:24:45 +0000

I believe this thread has now looped itself.

By: Retired Catholic

Retired Catholic — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:16:55 +0000

Jesus is dead ringer for Val Kilmer.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:56:18 +0000

TC, I don’t think Pastor Swank can actually see all of the hetero sexuality oozing around in his path because of all the gay genitals prancing and physically fondling. That stuff seems to suck up pretty much all of his attention.

By: fish

fish — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:48:10 +0000

I don’t understand. Doesn’t playing with dolls make you son teh gay? Does the Jesus doll cry every time a boy plays with him?

And does the doll come with a little minature crucifix and a wine bag filled with vinegar?

By: TC

TC — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:36:00 +0000

Say, not to re-rail the thread or anything, but didja notice in The Swankster’s columns that he refers to Bush incessantly as “Mr. Bush”?

even Master Swank doesn’t believe GWB is really President.

and I also like this: They have to display their genitals in public, prance about, act out their physical fondling. The heterosexuals donâ€™t stage sex parades in the boulevards.

Somehow, Swank can manage to completely avoid seeing any tv shows, advertising, sporting events, pornspam, magazines, trade shows, or Tom Cruise’s insane public relations initiative.. Heteros do NOTHING but display their sexuality in the public arena.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:37:08 +0000

Thanks celticgirl, that was very funny, a nice holiday (oops, I mean Mithramas) laugh. I had never seen any of his stuff before, it’s quite good.

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:11:35 +0000

Major Woody: I’m done, trust me.

Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving – this is for you:

http://tinyurl.com/yhxc73

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:24:37 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

I have a suggestion. Could everyone who is participating in the AA “What is Christmas all about” part of this thread put all your comments in bold, like this, so the rest of us can skip over them? Thanks. Or better yet, get a chat room.

By: craigie

craigie — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:11:51 +0000

Men are all pigs.

Well, everyone needs a hobby.

I’m actually completely mystified by Annie’s blog – what is it, Christian Porn?

By: annieangel

annieangel — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:40:43 +0000

Saddam ruled with an iron fist, are you suggesting we do the same?

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:02:41 +0000

The war on Thanksgiving came early this year. :(

By: DocAmazing

DocAmazing — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 21:43:54 +0000

Annie–

For some reason, they weren’t blowing each other up in Iraq until we showed up in ’03. Do the math, angel.

Whoever posted the Snakefinger: I am forever in your debt. You rock.

By: bronco214

bronco214 — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 21:40:03 +0000

AA’s first post came at 5:08. The last post, after destroying the thread by driving everyone away, cane in at 22:27. Question to you AA- why don’t you get a life and stop antagonizing people who you will never convert? Seventeen hours of just generally pissing off people just to piss them off? The consensus is right: you are a twunt.