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Welp, Let’s Try This Again
Ace cleaned up his sucky banner, although we noticed immediately that the work was done by some unknown Ace henchman and not ourselves, because it:
A) Failed to incorporate any of the added ruling awesomeness.
B) Is bad.
Above: new Ace banner
Sigh. Let’s clean it up again. That’s what Ace is always thanking us for, after all.
Above: still some wonky lines and corners here and there. Also, it lacks that
distinctive ‘Ace’ quality which is so ephemeral yet crucial.
Above: Atsa nice-a logo!
(Hanx: Grampaw)
(Plus another from Mikey)
scarshapedstar said,
November 22, 2006 at 20:58
And this is why I love this site.
pepper said,
November 22, 2006 at 21:01
This whole series is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in the blogosphere in a while.
steve_e said,
November 22, 2006 at 21:09
That banner isn’t awesome at all!
We’re back to square one.
Woodrowfan said,
November 22, 2006 at 21:32
gerbils?
Nancy in Detroit said,
November 22, 2006 at 21:33
Some people just don’t want to improve themselves. To the best of my knowledge, Gavin is only one man and can’t be expected to save the internets by himself.
Lesley said,
November 22, 2006 at 21:36
I doubt Ace has the brain skillz to learn Photoshop. How lucky he is to have you!
Kathleen said,
November 22, 2006 at 21:48
hee!
Pinko Punko said,
November 22, 2006 at 22:26
I tried to save the internets once. And I failed. Not even spectacularly. I heart S,N!
Preview Button said,
November 22, 2006 at 22:33
How the Hell are you going to save the Internets when you couldn’t even save me?
Some Guy said,
November 22, 2006 at 23:11
Someone just waved the photoshop “smudge” tool around and called it a new logo.
All your fonts are belong to us.
grampaw said,
November 22, 2006 at 23:13
Dude. Gavin.
Credit where credit is due, OK?
Gavin M. said,
November 22, 2006 at 23:22
Ach, you’re right. I changed it.
The smudge tool is sort of the 5-minute solution there. The burn, dodge and blur tools are the way to go…
mikey said,
November 22, 2006 at 23:30
The burn, dodge and blur tools are the way to go…
—Tony Snow, in an Unguarded Moment…
mikey
Smiling Mortician said,
November 22, 2006 at 23:47
Bada-bing, mikey!
I’m having oodles of fun filling in the blanks: “Every normal m– . . . gerbil up his ACE O”
Come to think of it, not much blank-filling is really required. Um. So to speak.
Karl Rove II said,
November 23, 2006 at 0:28
“gerbils?”
…and toilet paper tubes.
mdhatter said,
November 23, 2006 at 0:42
i’m still holding out for a a crown of thorns.
mikey said,
November 23, 2006 at 0:47
Look, I’m don’t want to step on any toes, and I’m certainly not in Gavin’s league, but I did make one little change to Ace’s logo…
mikey
Gavin M. said,
November 23, 2006 at 1:34
Mikey, is that URL working? I’m getting a page-not-found…
mikey said,
November 23, 2006 at 1:48
Yahoo is fascist. Try this one.
mikey
Righteous Bubba said,
November 23, 2006 at 1:49
Look, I’m don’t want to step on any toes, and I’m certainly not in Gavin’s league, but I did make one little change to Ace’s logo…
The lyrics’d need to be slightly altered. Did I really read that much Mad that I should want to do this?
I can while away the hours
Conferrin’ ’bout the Towers
Crankily insane
Through my ears the wind will whistle
As I jerk off to a missile
That’s until I get a brain.
About the East, near the Middle
I’m so frightened that I piddle
In trouble and in pain
With the thoughts that you are thinkin’
You could keep Titanic sinkin’,
That’s until you get a brain.
Oh, I can tell you why
Something something something boy I like a war,
I can think the thinks my friends all know for shore
And then I’ll write, and write some more!
I’m content to just be rube-ish
With my newest logo n00bish
While we circle down the drain.
I will fiddle and be merry
With some jokes as fine as Kerry
That’s until I get a brain–Whoa!
Gavin M. said,
November 23, 2006 at 1:50
Thanx! Added a link.
RobW said,
November 23, 2006 at 1:55
Oh, I can tell you why
Something something something boy I like a war,
That is perfect just as it is. It really does seem to duplicate the war rationale: something, something, blow shit up!!!111!!
D. Sidhe said,
November 23, 2006 at 2:06
I still want it to play “Let The Eagle Soar”, dammit.
mmm...lemonheads said,
November 23, 2006 at 2:11
He’s a pirate.
And pirates are neocons, and they’re cool.
Really.
No, mom, I didn’t cut the grass yet. Could you get off my case?
Kathleen said,
November 23, 2006 at 5:50
I thought that money line was
Through my ears the wind will whistle
As I jerk off to a missile
random_guy said,
November 23, 2006 at 5:51
this is neither well designed or particularly funny, but a comment upthread got me inspired to contribute.
(image shamelessly stolen from the internet).
Hysterical Woman said,
November 24, 2006 at 3:12
You know, if they ever find gerbil up the ass, I hope it’s up a straight man’s ass.
highplainshoboassassin said,
November 30, 2006 at 3:25
“This whole series is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in the blogosphere in a while.”
Obviously, your sense of humor is so highly evolved that it surpasses that of mere mortals.
I’ve seen funnier “Hagar” comic strips.