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[Whistling Innocently]
Looks like somebody quietly hooked up some assistance and cleaned up his site banner…
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Looks like somebody quietly hooked up some assistance and cleaned up his site banner…
Some Guy said,
November 22, 2006 at 9:48
Taste the new-found professionalism!
Kathleen said,
November 22, 2006 at 9:51
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything.
Gavin M. said,
November 22, 2006 at 9:55
Oh, Kathleen, it was Marie Jon’ in the Kissinger thread.
It’s nice she stops by!
Righteous Bubba said,
November 22, 2006 at 10:04
That sucks. Yours was three or four billion times better. Maybe five billion.
funkyb0ss said,
November 22, 2006 at 10:18
Nice…however the rest of the page is still, as they say, blasting me in the face with molten suck.
Pinko Punko said,
November 22, 2006 at 10:27
I would love it if he goes piece by piece.
COME ON ACE
scrivener jones said,
November 22, 2006 at 11:11
but but… where are the jpeg artifacts? the beautiful, beautiful jpeg artifacts?
NOOOOOOOO
Jillian said,
November 22, 2006 at 11:59
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, wait. Excuse me.
*snicker*
dgbellak said,
November 22, 2006 at 13:05
Clicked over just in time to see their “May he rot in hell” eulogy for Altman, one of my favorite directors.
Ultimately, however, people who want to make vaunted claims for Altman’s greatness need to explain why someone like Ridley Scott shouldn’t be held in equal esteem.
Sure, I loved Alien, but, my god, you can just picture the Battlestar Galactica DVD covers strewn across the unvaccuumed shag of the basement…
mmm...lemonheads said,
November 22, 2006 at 14:53
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!
Some are meant to lead, others are meant to follow.
The rest are meant to wank.
owlbear1 said,
November 22, 2006 at 15:12
Oh please Gavin, you know full well that Ace has been planning on cleaning up his banner for sometime now and just hadn’t found the time in his busy, busy life. It had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with ANYTHING you may have done or written.
Nothing.
celticgirl said,
November 22, 2006 at 15:31
So, now does the throat-slitting start?
celticgirl said,
November 22, 2006 at 15:47
*ahem* – what I meant to say was:
“Yarrr Mate! Hoist the black flag and hand me my cutlass!”
ifthethunderdontgetya said,
November 22, 2006 at 16:42
Along with the whole “genius” thing, the list of what Ace doesn’t get is rather extensive.
Uncle Mike said,
November 22, 2006 at 17:21
re: Robert Altman, Ace of Spades sez, “…I’m not getting the whole “genius” thing.”
That tells you all you really need to know.
swoof said,
November 22, 2006 at 17:55
This doesn’t mean you’re allowed to stop fixing the banner. There’s still much work to be done.
mikey said,
November 22, 2006 at 18:18
I don’t like to go over to Ace’s playhouse, it smells like spoiled food and farts, but did someone actually say that because Altman was good somehow that means Ridley Scott was bad? ‘Cause I kinda think they’re both good, but we’re talking about Altman right now because he, uh, died. Or did one of the Mensa types over there just assume if you thought one was good, you had to dislike the other?
mikey
mdhatter said,
November 22, 2006 at 19:07
My fave is the first comment. “hey, you don’t have MM’s little thingy next to your URL anymore.” or somesuchschit.
mdhatter said,
November 22, 2006 at 19:10
“Ultimately, however, people who want to make vaunted claims for Altman’s greatness need to explain why someone like Ridley Scott shouldn’t be held in equal esteem.”
Because RS never – not even once – got the hell out of his actors way… is why.
grampaw said,
November 22, 2006 at 19:12
Hmph.
The red text still isn’t antialiased, there are stray pixels in the upper corners of the logo, and someone had a shaky hand where the saber blades meet the edge of the spade.
And there’s still no CROWN OF THORNS.
Some Guy said,
November 22, 2006 at 23:08
…Am I the only one who though that Alien was really bad?
mdhatter said,
November 23, 2006 at 0:39
I assure you, you are not.