Comments on: Teh Michelle Malkin Domestic Terrorism Clock

By: JABbering Stooge :: When Radio Rwanda comes home… :: August :: 2008

JABbering Stooge :: When Radio Rwanda comes home… :: August :: 2008 — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:31:18 +0000

[...] liberals like Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, David Letterman, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. After a prolonged silence, Malkin would later issue a classic combination of abdicating responsibility for [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Stalk Amongst Yourselves

Sadly, No! » Stalk Amongst Yourselves — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:56:53 +0000

[...] a response necessary? The eagle does not do battle with the fly. On October 11th, 2007 at 1:02 am, Chad Castagana [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Famous Lookalikes: Wingnut Edition

Sadly, No! » Famous Lookalikes: Wingnut Edition — Mon, 14 May 2007 11:54:53 +0000

[...] Unhinged author, internment camps advocate, inspiration to domestic terrorists, and all-around loathesome human being Michelle Malkin = Bat [...]

By: Sadly, No! » The Pluperfect Malkin

Sadly, No! » The Pluperfect Malkin — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:48:11 +0000

[...] Oh, we don’t forget so easily either. [...]

By: bronco214

bronco214 — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:31:04 +0000

Ex-Fed,
Still chuckling. Thanks. Otto Messmer is rolling over.

Hoosier-X- In my experience, caucasian men seem to be attracted to Oriental women. Personally speaking, as an ex-WASP (now a WASA- white Anglo-Saxon atheist) if she wasn’t so bat-shit crazy, she’d be a good looking woman. Someone like that you’d want a couple condoms and a hotel that allows hourly rentals.

By: sasha

sasha — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:54:36 +0000

Hey, wait, there’s a left-wing San Francisco Chronicle? All this time, I’ve been reading the wrong one…

By: lynnercat

lynnercat — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:14:13 +0000

DA-
I loved your ‘nommes des cities’ . Thanks .

By: KC

KC — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:19:39 +0000

I could only listen to just so much of Malkin of O’Reilly so perhaps I missed how she connected the present with Democrats handing out entitlements to everyone with their hand proffered. To my mind Congress in general (and Democrats by extension) has done relatively nothing in the past 10 years to grow entitlements. Is she un-aware that Democrats haven’t passed any legislation that the Republicans didn’t also supported since they became the majority? How can she so seamlessly jump to such an unsupported supposition? (Oh… right, it’s O’Reilly’s show)

By: EFFin’ Unsound » Blog Archive » I’m Coming Around

EFFin’ Unsound » Blog Archive » I’m Coming Around — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:08:19 +0000

[...] Yes, I am concerned with a moral crisis in America. Now we may think that it’s OK to have people without healthcare. People may think it’s fine to go to war without cause. They may think that sheltering a sexual predator is somehow bad. They might be opposed to sending Anthrax to people. They may feel that women should have control over what happens to their bodies even if it makes some men uncomfortable. Holy hell, what’s wrong America? Never fear, Republican voter. The ghost of James Madison will protect you. The fact that the evil party has the House does not mean that Nancy Pelosi has the power to send her flying monkeys out at will. Rather, this means gridlock all the way for the next two years. A Democrat House, a Republican President, and a virtually-tied Senate (regardless of which way Virginia and Montana go) canâ€™t do anything but piddle, twiddle and resolve. [...]

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:29:25 +0000

I thought it was her surgeon who did that.

Well, God gave her the money to pay the surgeon.

By: craigie

craigie — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:57:40 +0000

I donâ€™t know what God was thinking when he made Jean Schmidt. He gave Katharine Harris boobs at least.

I thought it was her surgeon who did that.

By: Demogenes Aristophanes

Demogenes Aristophanes — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:48:44 +0000

Let’s help Michelle with some more Baghdad-by-the-Bays, just in case she ever needs to use them:

Fallujah-by-the-Fjord (for use after the next cartoon crisis originating in Scandanavia)

Tikrit-Upon-Avon (for a lit crit piece in which Malkin accuses Shakespeare of being an Islamofascist appeaser for portraying Othello sympathetically)

Karbala-by-the-Keys (just in case Jimmy Buffett ever says something against torture or wiretapping or deporting orphans)

Ramadi-by-the-Ramada (for unionizing activity at a suburban office park, not that would ever happen)

Mosul-by-the-Mojave (for a critique of the Arizona voters who shot down the gay marriage ban)

Umm Dasr-by-the-Umbrella-Stand (for use by Malkin whenever she attends a dinner party on a rainy evening and somebody she doesn’t like happens to be occupying the space next to the umbrella stand)

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:40:48 +0000

Definitely a purely physiological reaction to her appearance. She sounds like a stupid harpy with mental problems.

God in his infinite mercy has given her looks to help compensate for her shortcomings in the area of brains, basic humanity, decency, honesty, virtue, consistency.

I don’t know what God was thinking when he made Jean Schmidt. He gave Katharine Harris boobs at least.

He works in mysterious ways.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:46:10 +0000

So long as it’s purely a physiological reaction to her visual appearance, and not at all related to her personality or choosen profession, I’d say you’re in the clear, Hooseier X.

By: herr doktor bimler

herr doktor bimler — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:17:39 +0000

Baghdad-by-the-Bay? Please tell me — somebody, anybody — that the Toronado Beer Bar is not going to change its name to Hammam-on-the-Haight.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:42:55 +0000

Is it cool for me to link to it?

‘Course!

I started reading it awhile ago, will finish presently…

By: Jrod

Jrod — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:52:19 +0000

Actually, I believe what Perry said was “I want to get back, to my Baghdad, by the BAAYYeeeeeeAAYYYEEEEE oooohhhhhwoo ooh ooohhhhwoo oh.”

Please don’t quote out of context.

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:41:47 +0000

Do you guys critique Niall Ferguson? His column today was total douchebaggery and I wrote it up for Daily Kos. Is it cool for me to link to it?

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:26:08 +0000

Gary? Or not-gary. You make the call!

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:16:31 +0000

I think Michelle Malkin is cute.

Is there something wrong with me?

Coulter’s kinda gross.

By the way, Ex-fed, your Malkin the Bat song is hi-larious. I’ll be humming that all day tomorrow.