Comments on: OK, One More “Bwah-Ha-Ha,” and Then Bed

By: George Johnston

George Johnston — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:19:22 +0000

Justice Santorum makes complete sense. That place has been going to the dogs lately.

By: Darkwater

Darkwater — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:41:26 +0000

The public cares little for the â€œtraditionsâ€? of the Senate or the way the appropriations process used to work. It demands results. Handed a large majority, the GOP frittered it away. The chief fritterer was Senator McCain and his Gang of 14 and Kennedy-McCain immigration bill,

So, the Republicans lost because a Republican-sponsored bill in line with the President’s desires was passed in the Senate.

By: salty

salty — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:31:57 +0000

Hehe were in yr base killing yuor doods!1!!

Easily the best summation of the election.

By: Rodney Badger

Rodney Badger — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 00:20:04 +0000

Hehe were in yr cngress revrsing yur legislationz!!!1!11

By: crazyworld

crazyworld — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 23:40:23 +0000

I’ve heard of Hewitt before, and thought he was a real person, but I just followed your link and realized he’s just a parody, like Jesus’ General, only more outrageous. The dead giveaway was “Rick Santorum for SCOTUS. I laughed my ass off. General J. C. Christian, you’re on notice: you’ve got some serious competition!

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:07:50 +0000

Buck up, soon-to-be-former Senator Santorum. It looks like there's an opening at the Defense Department.

By: Demogenes Aristophanes

Demogenes Aristophanes — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:54:55 +0000

Oh, and to add another point to Gary’s – it would probably be wise to cut our losses and simply write off the state of Pennsylvania, as it was effectively under sharia law as of Santorum’s concession speech last night. The fact is, women in Scranton are now being stoned to death for appearing in public without a burkha.

By: Demogenes Aristophanes

Demogenes Aristophanes — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:51:48 +0000

Gary’s absolutely right. But even worse, Pombo’s loss has eliminated the last line of defense against an army of nuke-wielding jihadists who even now are just seconds from bombing the downtown Tracy Wal-Mart.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:43:15 +0000

Jillian, will you marry me?

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:06:22 +0000

Santorum SCOTUS Pombo

Is that anything like “Klaatu barada nikto”?

By: tb

tb — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:56:27 +0000

This is sweet. Anyone else spotted any wingnuts going Schindler’s List, heil-Hitlering on the end of a rope as the Russians kick apart the stool beneath him?

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:30:54 +0000

The fact is, Santorum’s loss is a victory for the terrorists. Altoona has just gone on red alert, and Johnstown is fortifying their dam system. The Nancy Pelosi led Democrat party will be to blame.

By: xebecs

xebecs — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:51:25 +0000

Why would Lieberman leave a Senate seat which is his for life for a two-year gig as a lame-duck cabinet member in a deeply unpopular administration?

Call me a dreamer, but I’d say “his for six more years” is more accurate.

By: BrooklynRaider

BrooklynRaider — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:45:00 +0000

Why would Lieberman leave a Senate seat which is his for life for a two-year gig as a lame-duck cabinet member in a deeply unpopular administration?

I wouldn’t worry too much about that. Joementum’s going to milk his little swing status for all it’s worth – he’s going to be having too much fun to leave the Senate.

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:03:35 +0000

I agree with what “Jillian said, November 8, 2006 at 12:05″ 150%. The hard work now lies ahead of us. We cannot allow our little group of Hee-Haw regulars to sit around slapping themselves on the back and drinking from the jug full of corn squeezin’s. No. Gotta light a little fire under teh bastidz. Or, maybe, a conflagration.

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:46:25 +0000

President Bush will not flag in the pursuit of the war, and Senator Santorum is now available for a seat on the SCOTUS should one become available.

Well, that's a nightmare scenario, ezzent it? Not, hopefully, that it would stand the proverbial snowball's chance, but still. I've seen fucking Ashcroft's name bandied about for the SCOTUS, and worse. Let's face it, if Shrubby McLintlock gets another go at a SCOTUS nomination, his choice is gonna flat-out suck, no matter what, so we gotta try and make sure he doesn't get another one (best health wishes to you, justice Stevens! please don't retire! or die.).

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:43:07 +0000

President Bush will not flag in the pursuit of the war, and Senator Santorum is now available for a seat on the SCOTUS should one become available.

No way! Pammy says Santorum is presidential material!

By: ats

ats — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:39:35 +0000

Poor Halperin. Sucking up to the wrong pundit.

By: Karatist Preacher

Karatist Preacher — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:19:59 +0000

Santorum and SCOTUS in the same sentence…time for bed.

By: Adam Yoshida

Adam Yoshida — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:57:34 +0000

Nuke Kazakhstan.