Comments on: NA-NA-NA-NA! NA-NA-NA-NA! HEY, HEY, HEY!! GOOD-BYE!!!

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:25:18 +0000

The funniest news headline came out of Calcutta. It said “Bush Wacked!”

Kind of sums up entire globe’s feelings about the election.

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:45:26 +0000

You may have right and logic on your side, but â€¦

Oh. Is that all?
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!1!!!1!
EAT IT, YOUZE COBAGZ!!!!1!111!!!

Oh, and hey, Timmah! Where U been, d00d?

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:20:10 +0000

Oh, Noes!1!11!!!! What if Gary marries a shrieking harpy so as to become a naturalized citizenâ€½ Gah, it's too awful! Or, for that matter, our sweet Marie! Oh, noooooees!!1!! (annie's in Manada, so, you know, who cares?)

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 14:07:10 +0000

Yeah!!! And it was no thanks to me at all! (Hey, I wasn’t in my voting district. Plus, I’m lazy.)

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:52:55 +0000

I had a dream last night. Speaker Pelosi had a subpoena in each hand and was weilding them a la florentine.

Now I’m washing my bedsheets.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:52:05 +0000

My gosh, what a mature post! You donâ€™t sound like a 4-year-old at all!!

I thought winners were supposed to act like 4-year-olds. Isn’t that why President Bush has been doing it for so long?

By: Thlayli

Thlayli — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:51:00 +0000

… thereâ€™s going to be American blood on the asphalt soon because of tonight, ….

There’s going to be less American blood on Iraq’s asphalt because of last night. Ever think of that, Little Green Fuckhead?

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:00:55 +0000

You donâ€™t sound like a 4-year-old at all!!

‘Course I do! That’s what was so much fun about writing it!

By: Matt Brown

Matt Brown — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:21:18 +0000

My gosh, what a mature post! You don’t sound like a 4-year-old at all!!

Seriously though, the Dems have the House – as a certainty – for the next 2 years. If they don’t come through and lead, guess what happens???

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:14:33 +0000

I’m going out on a limb and calling Montana for Daniel Ortega. Viva la revolucion!

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:12:46 +0000

I love how the only thing Gary was on about that actually happened was the Ford race. Hey, one for, what, seven? That’s not bad for the modern Republicans.
I’m going to go ahead and make an ass of my self and call VA for Webb. Since it’s been sitting at 99% for the last four hours, I guess they’re counting absentee ballots. Or just recounting. Who knows.

Fucking. Suck it.

By: Mal de Merde

Mal de Merde — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:41:48 +0000

Zut Alors!

Zo you democrats ‘ave taken ze control from ze republicans, et? Sacre bleu! Parti not, as you will still suffer from ze crazy Bush, non?

By: Right Wing Nut House » SURPRISING RESTRAINT FROM THE LEFT

Right Wing Nut House » SURPRISING RESTRAINT FROM THE LEFT — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:37:35 +0000

[...] That kind of “bi-partisan” feeling was on display here: [...]

By: lharris

lharris — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:30:15 +0000

â€œJohn Kerry just handed the election to the Republicans on a silver platter.â€?

The GOP must have choked on the main course.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:27:31 +0000

the Dems won because they moderated their stance (hard to type with veins full of Jamesonsâ€™s and red hook IPA, you donâ€™t wanna know how many backspaces and corrections Iâ€™ve done so far). therefore, Dems must be moderate in their rule of the house. (fuck correcting typos, it takes too long)
See, since repubs lost seats, any Dem that replaced them must be moderate, therefore, and dem gains mean the dems move toward the middle.

Oh, I dunno. I kinda feel like we got a… mandate!

(Risky choice of emphasis considering the people who can kill rogue tags are probably drunk asleep by now, but I’m feeling pretty optimistic tonight.)

By: dAVE

dAVE — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:59:47 +0000

Okay – I gotta stpo typin now…..

BTW Trader Joe’s sells 750 ml of Jameson’s cheaper than 500 ml at Safeway

By: dAVE

dAVE — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:58:19 +0000

My ratio of shots to beers used to be 1:1, tonight it ’s been about 3 shots per beer. but now I’m outta whiskey and it’s IPA from her on out.

My piano playi’ keeps wakin’ the baby. Damnnit.

WTF? How the cum’ the Replican to Dem ratio on the networks is the same as my shots to beers ratio????

Fer crissakes;, their killin’ me here!

Frickin’ Pat Buchanan??@!?@: I only need him once a week fer McLaughlin group!

Eleonor Clift fer president over Hillary in ‘08!!!! Dammit!

By: Demogenes Aristophanes

Demogenes Aristophanes — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:51:27 +0000

From that LGF thread, Mezzetino responding to an anti-Bush/Cheney guy:

You may have right and logic on your side, but there’s going to be American blood on the asphalt soon because of tonight, and one vote’s worth of that blood is gonna be on your head.

“You may have right and logic on your side, but …”

Wow.

By: Timmah420

Timmah420 — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:38:39 +0000

Oh, the lovely schadenfreudeâ€¦ You still have to hold your nose when you go over there, but Chazmoâ€™s Minionions have a beautiful sky-is-falling thread going onâ€¦

I commented in that thread while drunk, something about rubbing their faces in it. I planned to continue my drunken harassment, but they banned my username :(.

Same as this one, I use no other.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:37:40 +0000

I doubt Gary will come by for a couple days. And when he does, he’ll be a poor man’s colbert asking why the dems haven’t accomplished anything.