Comments on: High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against…

By: RobW

RobW — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:01:17 +0000

“* Culture Club Opera Program”

Who knew they wrote operas?

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:46:41 +0000

Now if you screwed up a Thomas Dolby lyric we’d have serious problems…

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:30:50 +0000

Well, I guess if I’ve gotta be really wrong about something today, it might as well be Culture Club . . .

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 16:22:01 +0000

Funny you mention it, Mortician, but I checked myself by singing the damn song to myself several times, and I believe five are the correct amount of karmas. I should be so lucky.

By: craigie

craigie — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:19:46 +0000

Elections Supervisor Arthur Anderson said his office has been looking into the matter for nearly nine months,

What the fuck has he been waiting for? How long could this possibly take to “investigate” – 30 minutes?

Or did he wait until right before the election, because he has a book to sell?

By: Lesley

Lesley — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:46:46 +0000

“Convict Coulter” has a nice ring to it.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:46:18 +0000

I guess we can call her Miss Demeanors now.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:39:09 +0000

OK, but isn’t there an extra “karma” in your quote, lemonheads?

/anal-retentive Boy George aficionado

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:04:06 +0000

* Culture Club Opera Program

Karma, karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go-oo-woo-oo

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:46:37 +0000

Ann’s probably in tax trouble, too. She claimed the Florida ‘homestead tax break,’ or whatever it’s called, when she bought the million dollar crib at whichever address turns out to be the correct one. But she has publicly claimed on more than one occasion that she lives in New York. You can only claim the FL tax thingie if you are a full-time resident of FL, I believe.

IANAL or even a CPA, and even if she DID do this, does anyone really believe that the IRS is even going to investigate her? They’re too busy going after liberal churches for preaching sermons about peace and thus making a political endorsement and deserving to lose their tax exempt status.

Dammit I want the preview button back. AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

By: Famous Soviet Athlete

Famous Soviet Athlete — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:41:44 +0000

* Culture Club Opera Program

Do you really want to hurt me?

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:12:48 +0000

Dade? Nah, we’ve got ‘faith-based’ low security prisons here in Florida.

I’m serious.N

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 23:50:24 +0000

I’m just as guilty in other threads, but The Grand Ruppert never responds. I’m beginning to have an inferiority complex. Gary, call me. We can work it out.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 22:40:17 +0000

But it’s so cute, watching his little, trembling hands tear the fax sheet off the printer and retype what it says. Especially since the preview button left and he has to recheck everything a dozen times to make sure his language still sounds like an overweight Missourian corrupter of children. Plus there’s the look of joy in his eyes when he gets to eat something not made of cardboard.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 22:13:50 +0000

brad, you’re not only feeding the troll, you’re calling it to dinner.

By: a different brad

a different brad — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 21:05:56 +0000

Where’s Gary today? Laughing at Drudge’s headlines isn’t the same. Hey lil’ Gaaaaaaaary, I’ve got a burrito and big floppy hat and other stereotypical stuff to give you if you come make me laugh, kiddo.

By: Cardozo

Cardozo — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:22:11 +0000

I’ve never been one to put much stock into the “culture of corruption” allegations. (I think we’re generally better off playing up our own ideas rather than focusing on GOP scandals) But it is now getting ridiculous. If we don’t do it on Tuesday, I think Dems will shortly take over congress by default, as anyone associated with GOP these days is ending up under investigation, or in jail.

Poor Ann! How does it feel to be the target of those Democratic persecutors?

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:10:10 +0000

See, that there is another reason Merkans need to ban gay marriage: to protect Ted Haggard’s family.

By: Chairman Meow

Chairman Meow — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:07:06 +0000

Pastor Ted Haggard (gay marriage hater) of Colorado Springs has been doing meth and paying a MALE prostitute for 3 years.

Well, at least he ain’t married to him! That’d be, like, against God’s laws or somethin’.

What is it with hypocritical pastors and hilarious last names?

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 17:55:41 +0000

So after being told she was in the wrong place, fully aware that someone had noticed she was in the wrong place, she risked a felony convicition rather than fill out a three line address correction form.

No doubt she then went home to write a column about how stupid liberals are.

Wasn’t she the one who made that crack in 2000 about “if you’re too stupid to know where to vote, I have no sympathy for you?”