Beavers Squeeze Trojans, Booty Gives It Away

I don’t usually follow college football, but the puns for the Oregon State/USC game totally write themselves.

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Above: Booty shaken


Update:

Some Guy said,
October 29, 2006 at 6:06

Nothing about the World Series?

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Comments: 35

 
 
 

Well, now that they no longer have Bush to go to, the Trojans just aren’t the same.

 
 

Nothing about the World Series?

….Tell me that’s just his mouthguard in his mask, and not somw weird, upturned ‘stash.

 
 

Nothing about the World Series?

Um, ‘Pujols.’ (Hee hee.)

 
 

See, this is all just the appetizers… wake me up when the main course is ready… you know, the Ohio State/Rutgers national championship game.

 
 

I just got that. (the Pujols thing). That’s funnier than watching Hugh Laurie fart through a heat-tracking dark camera.

 
 

Hehehe, to bad he doesn’t have an comically unfortunate first name.

 
 

Hehehe, to bad he doesn’t have an comically unfortunate first name.

Like Dick Butkus?

 
 

Hehehe, to bad he doesn’t have an comically unfortunate first name.

“…Now batting: Coco Crisp.”

 
 

The first time I heard the nickname of Randy Johnson (as if his name wasn’t good enough), I thought I heard “The Big Eunuch.” I kid you not.

 
 

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If you’re a crowd pleasin’ QB named Colt McCoy, you’re a natural for some endorsements when you go pro. (Hook’em Horns).

 
 

Didn’t a guy named Isureenjoy Analsex play shortstop for the Cubs in the 70s?

 
 

One of my favorite inadvertently sexual sports names of all time has to be that of “Butch” Huskey, former major leaguer. Tell me that doesn’t sound like the screen name of a gay porn star.

 
 

Didn’t a guy named Isureenjoy Analsex play shortstop for the Cubs in the 70s?

Hmmm… Possibly not. But Rusty Kuntz played for the Twins in the 80s.

 
 

No David Eckstein cracks either? You gonna let FJM carry all the weight?

 
 

Didn’t a guy named Isureenjoy Analsex play shortstop for the Cubs in the 70s?

I thought we were talking about the WORLD SERIES here!

 
 

It’s a reach, but I recall a motorcycle racer in the ’80s named Dick Trickle. I can’t seem to remember him in pole position, though.

 
 

What we need to do is get the NFL (or MLB mascot, whichever) to draft the Taepodong missles.
Hehehe… Taepodong… Wouldn’t want one of THOSE hot rockets bursting through your back door! Assuming you live in southern Japan, of course; their range still isn’t really up to snuff.

 
 

I think this proves women are better then men (or at least that woodland animals are better than ancient Greeks)

 
 

I’m still wounded from the Series, so Poo-holes made my day
Thanks, Sadly, No!

 
 

I’m still badly wounded from the Series, so Poo-holes made my day
Thanks, Sadly, No!

 
 

Ooops. Double post. Double the Poo-holes.

 
 

Go Cards!!11! World Champeens!!111!

 
 

Psshhh. World Champeens with 83 regular season wins. Baseball is a great sport…

mikey

 
 

Now on the mound for the Red Sox, Dick Pole.

 
 

Mikey,

The key is to get into the playoffs in any sport. One a team is in, it’s a new season.

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I like “Beavers Snatch Victory from Booty’s Trojans.”

But that’s just me.

My favorite sports headline of all time was back when the University of Washington Women’s B’ball team played the University of Oregon. The headline was “Husky Women Subdue Ducks.”

 
 

Mikey: 83 wins?!?! Some sportswriters are still asterisking the 1987 Twins WS championship, and we got five more than that.

My God, the Mets’ closest competition was, what, twelve games back at the end? I thought for sure that they’d just whip through the NLCS like a chainsaw through spam. Instead, they choked.

 
 

Making pun of that match-up is like shooting fish in a barrel but much more fun.
My partner of 15 years is Rusty Woody. Not Russel, Rusty. His parents did this to him without any sense of irony or sense of how mean schoolkids can be. His woody is anything but.

Also, there was a pro golfer in the 70’s named Dick Mast.

 
 

It’s a reach, but I recall a motorcycle racer in the ’80s named Dick Trickle.

Dick Trickle was a NASCAR driver, and a rather unfortunately named one at that.

 
 

The best actually published headline came from USC and OSU in 2004:

Trojans Come From Behind Against Beavers

Don’t beleive me?

http://www.newsnet5.com/sports/3897794/detail.html?farko

 
 

I had a client for a while named Richard Leep.

He insisted we call him Dick.

“….ummm, no thank you.”

 
 

To riff on xjerryx’s post above:

The Trojans’ attempt to come from behind ended prematurely when Booty failed to deliver a tight spiral. As the Trojans limped away with their heads down, the Beavers flooded the field and screamed for Moore.

 
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> Didn’t a guy named Isureenjoy Analsex play shortstop for the Cubs in the 70s?

Thought he was a 1 Bagger.

These are the saddest of possible words:
Tinker to Evers to Isureenjoy Analsex

 
 

“Trojans worn out by Beavers”?

 
 

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