Comments on: Don’t Turn Around Or Anything, But He’s Still At It

By: InsaneInTheCheneyBrain

InsaneInTheCheneyBrain — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 16:27:39 +0000

I invited Jillian to the tropics once, but my post got deleted! I was so sad.

By: Sadly, No! » Why Do All These Anti-Homosexual Groups Keep Sucking Our Cock?

Sadly, No! » Why Do All These Anti-Homosexual Groups Keep Sucking Our Cock? — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 00:17:17 +0000

[...] Indeed. Because, you know, Americans for Truth is just some foundation-funded outreach thing. Real right-wingers like Ace and his pals would never indulge in such unacceptable behavior. [...]

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 01:00:10 +0000

I didn't know there were any women's toilets that trans/xdressers couldn't use. I mean, why would there be? Who's gonna stop them? I've swapped lipstick application tips with trannies in women's rooms and I live in fucking Missouri. I use men's toilets in clubs if the lines are too long for the women's. Doesn't everyone? Don't these people ever actually go out in public? You know, where actual, everyday people are just, like, living and stuff? Haven't they ever seen or heard of a unisex toilet? Like the ones they probably have in their houses?? What am I missing? PS Dan Riehl is a moran. Too moranic to be real (hahaha I crack me up with the puns). Almost sub-moranic, in fact.

By: herr doktor bimler

herr doktor bimler — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:07:29 +0000

So if mmm…lemonheads has a slash in the bathroom, and no-one thinks about it, does it make a noise?

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:22:42 +0000

And as someone mentioned previously, he looked exactly like I thought he would

They ALL look that way. It’s a tribal thing, or a subculture or something. Or maybe there’s a chromosomal linkage between ignorant conservatism and desperately unflattering part-placement (originally meant to refer to hairstyles, but true in so many other areas as well…).

By: Nancy in Detroit

Nancy in Detroit — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:51:51 +0000

Thanks a bunch MCH.

By: MCH

MCH — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 13:57:31 +0000

It’s like that old trick:

Everyone, quick! Don’t think of mmm…lemonheads pissing! Or pooping, you filthy thing you, gosh.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:22:09 +0000

At this rate I’ll be invisible. Cool!

By: merlallen

merlallen — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:48:43 +0000

I’ll ignore you too, lemonheads

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:52:13 +0000

Thanks, Mortician. One off the list.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:43:43 +0000

He kinda strikes me as an older, Still-Virgin Ben.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:42:56 +0000

Well, y’know, lemonheads, pretty much everything’s fucked up. But if it helps, I promise not to think about you doing your business, ‘k?

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:33:34 +0000

And as someone mentioned previously, he looked exactly like I thought he would.
Again, that’s fucked up.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:32:09 +0000

This does disturb me, as when I do my business in a bathroom, public or otherwise, I figure it’s private and no one’s thinking about it.
Now I’m not so sure.
That’s fucked up.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:20:53 +0000

Hey Jillian, I haven’t been to St. Bart’s yet. I hear it’s nice.

Wow. I’m feeling better already.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:03:20 +0000

Wait a minute. Did he actually write “lol” in that piece? Why yes, yes he did.

Proof positive that “Dan Riehl,” despite his appearance on Fox News, is actually a 15-year-old Encino girl named Kirsten.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:35:46 +0000

Riehl has Hitler Hair!

Hmm, my first thought was “hair by Quaker State,” but I see your point.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:25:38 +0000

Mort, come join me on a nice Carribean island someplace…we’ll drink sugar cane rum drinks out of little coconut shells and pretend the world isn’t going to shit around us. No more depression then!

By: Lesley

Lesley — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 00:38:14 +0000

Riehl has Hitler Hair!

By: Aquagirl

Aquagirl — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 00:10:30 +0000

“But then his Ph.D. is in Economics, the social science that thinks itâ€™s Physics.”

It’s like the wizard of capitalism…pay no attention to those five demonstrably untrue assumptions behind the curtain.

Also, I have used men’s rooms. I didn’t realize I was contributing to the decline of Western civilization. My bad.