Comments on: The Three-Legged Horse War

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:11:54 +0000

Yeah, but it won’t stop me from watching either.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:49:44 +0000

Gary’s just entered the fifth level of the Game of Death, and Kareem’s waiting to kick his ass.
But the fact he doesn’t know lessens my satisfaction greatly.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:41:08 +0000

Ahh, much better. I think I’ll have that second glass of wine after all.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:35:25 +0000

Hey Mortician. Retreat under cover of Houseman:

He gathered all the springs to birth
From the many-venomed earth;
First a little, thence to more,
He sampled all her killing store;
And easy, smiling, seasoned sound,
Sate the king when healths went round

And like that you’re outta harms way!!

mikey

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:10:11 +0000

Hey, Satan, thanks for mentioning Bay Buchanan. Hadn’t thought of her in a while and I really needed something to make my wonderful dinner go all sour and lumpy in my stomach.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 00:34:50 +0000

with a grain to which had a well-known allergy

Might that grain have been Rye Ergot?

mikey

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 00:01:35 +0000

Yeah, Brad R., you should definitely have made room in your parable for the fact is that Raqi’s trainer/owner, despite all the media fluffing of his “horsemanship”, is afraid of horses. His well-connected family had to pull strings to cover up George’s screaming defection from his stint at the Texas Dude Ranch. When the truth finally emerged, Bush claimed his enemies had seeded the TDR feed supplies with a grain to which had a well-known allergy — Bush supporters would later refer to this as the Kerneling Controversy.

By: Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste

Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 23:45:04 +0000

Outstanding effort, Bradrocket

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 23:01:35 +0000

Is that picture of the guy on the horse Georgie W? Because I’ve been looking for a photo or a video of him on horseback ever since I heard a rumor that he was (snicker) afraid of horses.

By: TC

TC — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:22:23 +0000

So Ford is dating women? So what; he’s single. That’s what you DO, Gary. Unless you’re gay of course. Which the RNC has also accused Ford of.

Because on the Right, it’s only appropriate to date, gay or straight, if you’re already married. I mean, judging by the examples they set.

Jeez, Gary, Ford is already nearly as much of a Republican as Loserman. What are you, a gerbil? Eating your own?

By: Satan

Satan — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:43:11 +0000

Thank you for doing my work, Gary.

When it’s all over, I’ll be sure that you get a room next to Bill Frist or Bay Buchanan. That should be a sufficient reward for all the great work you’ve done for the Republican Party.

(Be happy with that, because you’ll never get a thing from them.)

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:20:56 +0000

Shorter Guppert: Ford actually dated a woman and he won’t give me the details. No fair.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:09:33 +0000

Bush is a fake Texan, Gary, what’s your point?

So, does this guy suggest what we SHOULD have done, or just whine that we didn’t do it?

By: Ortho-Bob

Ortho-Bob — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:46:49 +0000

Ralphy has a point. We need to pull out of Iraq and then invade again only harder. That’ll show ‘em.

(I’m not sure how that works in the Kentucky Derby analogy but I’m not a vet.)

By: HemlockEcho

HemlockEcho — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:27:05 +0000

heâ€™s a fake Tennessean, he cranks up his accent after being called on that.

…says the guy who supports our Connecticut Cowboy president.

By: DUDACKATTACK!!!

DUDACKATTACK!!! — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:01:53 +0000

Thanks for killing my joke, Brad.

Oh well, I’ll take one for the team.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:57:11 +0000

Ford is just a whining thug…

Project much, Gary?

By: MCH

MCH — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:43:52 +0000

Hah, love the “economy size” box ‘o lovin’ Puffs.

Our economy will neatly fit inside that there box by the time the GOP is through with it.

By: DJ

DJ — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:38:26 +0000

Gary Ruppert said,
October 26, 2006 at 18:19
Let me continue one thing from downpage

Why, you slack-jawed corruptor of minors? Do you honestly feel the need to spread your ignorance over as wide a swath as possible?

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:19:50 +0000

Let me continue one thing from downpage.

When it comes to Harold Ford and white women. He has dated them, including one who was going to Georgetown. And having someone say “call me” is far from being racist. If anything, it tells people how Ford is single and a womanizer. I don’t think there’s a problem with any sort of interracial dating. And Ford clearly has a guilty conscience if he wants to cover up such information about his dating life.

Ford is just a whining thug who can’t handle a hard shot from the GOP. He’s a career politician, he’s a fake Tennessean, he cranks up his accent after being called on that. He’s a phony moderate. He and his liberal friends will be defeated easily on November 7th.