Comments on: Sadder

By: Keith Gore Wiseman

Keith Gore Wiseman — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:46:27 +0000

Cunningham has a really bad toupe, no?

By: mwg

mwg — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 15:02:03 +0000

The fact is I used to live in Cincinnati, and I never heard of Bill Cunningham.

Then again, when I lived there, Jerry Springer was still best known for bouncing paychecks to hookers, and the Bengals nearly won the Super Bowl.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:13:33 +0000

Yes, he has — but I also feel some serious admiration for GoatBoy, who stood down so honorably last summer when mikey was doing his damnedest to give Mal what he needed.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:51:22 +0000

Every blanket’s warm when you first pee in it, mikey.

But after a short while, it just leaves you feeling cold and lonely.

Here’s hoping Mal gets over it before that happens.

Although if you don’t share that sentiment at this point, can’t say I’d blame you much – he’s been a worse little bitch to you than anyone else.

By: mikey

mikey — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 00:49:11 +0000

Fuck Mal. Like Osama, like Bush, like annieangel, if all you got is hate, you kind of got to accept that you have chosen to give up your basic humanity. Hate isn’t interesting, isn’t funny, doesn’t offer any answers. Hate is one-dimensional. Hate is the road you take when your destination is killing. Hate is a tribal survival function, and Mal is not threatened up there in the killing fields of Canada. For Mal and his ilk, hate is just a warm blanket that keeps him from having to understand the world around him…

mikey

By: g

Sat, 21 Oct 2006 23:18:56 +0000

Poor Mal. Afflicted with some kind of peculiar anti-semitic anti-American tourette’s syndrome.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya

ifthethunderdontgetya — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 22:29:55 +0000

I hadn't seen that, Gentlewoman. Unendorsed! Thank you!

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:52:15 +0000

Some conservative Ohio newspaper just withdrew their endorsement of Blackwell; they believe he behaved in an unChristian manner at the debate. Strickland is an ordained minister, btw, Methodist I think.

Has anyone ever heard of a paper withdrawing an endorsement? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:12:24 +0000

I’ve arrived to the party fashionably late, but I do remember Mal being a contributor to the snark, not just a Canuck hate-bot. I feel for him, but damn. We’re on his side, or so I’d like to believe, so his rage seems misplaced, but time heals. Or it doesn’t, and he joins Annie, Gary and Jose in the annals (I said annals hehe) of troll dustbin history.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 18:30:11 +0000

Word to Jrod.

By: Jrod

Jrod — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 17:54:19 +0000

P.S. Don’t pretend that you’re somehow not a worthless bigot because you hate all Americans rather than hating all Jews.

For example, say a black man murdered my parents. Does that make it ok for me to declare that all blacks are evil and join the KKK? Nope.

If a Mexican steals my car, does that make it ok for me to declare all Mexicans thieves and join the Minutemen? Nope.

If American made bombs, used by a different country, kill my in-laws, does that give me a right to hate on all Americans? Nope.

If a Shi’ite raped my sister, does that make it ok to murder any Shi’ites I see? No. If a Sunni raped my mom, does that make it ok to murder Sunnis? No.

If a Canadian guy goes from being an intelligent and somewhat insightful commenter to a worthless bigot, does that mean I can assume all Canadians are worthless bigots? Maybe y’all see where this is going…

By: Jrod

Jrod — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 17:44:09 +0000

The fact is that Mal is a worthless bigot. The fact is that
Gary Ruppert is objectively a better person than Mal de Mer, even is Gary doesn’t actually exist.

The fact is that Mal likes to heap scorn on his former friends, people who are at least trying to stop US imperialism, even if only with their vote. The fact is he won’t heap such scorn on people who actually champion and approve such imperialism. The fact is, he sees no difference, because the fact is he is a BIGOT.

The fact is Mal responded to an outpouring of sympathy and grief from the posters on this and other left wing sites by deciding to pile abuse on said posters. The fact is Mal thinks that all Americans must be held responsible for any actions by the US government, past, present, and future. However, the fact is the same does not hold true for Canadians like Mal.

The fact is Mal can go fuck himself.

By: Ted

Ted — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 13:54:21 +0000

The fact of the matter is that Americans are all stupid fucking morons.

The irony of someone using the internet to say that is obviously lost on this brilliant individual, I guess.

Unless they were being a parody, that is.

By: Mal de Ruppert

Mal de Ruppert — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 13:21:04 +0000

The fact of the matter is that Americans are all stupid fucking morons.

By: Puppies

Puppies — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:56:41 +0000

You tell ‘em Jillian.

Arf!

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:46:25 +0000

Puppies don’t stink.

Human noses are just stupid and broken.

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:15:16 +0000

The fact is liberals are full of shit and hate America.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:02:28 +0000

Just out of curiosity, who is gonna write the “Saddest” post, now that Travis has written the “Sadder” one and Brad wrote the “Sad” one? I’m thinkin’ Retardo, but mayhap Gavin or even–dare I say it?–Seb will crank it out before Retardo even has his links organized. Or maybe it will be the long-rumored guest post by Gary–that would qualify as “Saddest.”

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:57:13 +0000

Well, this is all nicely out of control. Here’s a hint for everyone: when I seem to be the least perverted person in the room, there’s a problem. Phooey. I think I shall guzzle hard cider and scratch my NAMBLAesque ass (it’s the tush of a 16-year-old… and I’ll never tell where I got it from!). And, keeds, remember to save a little of this delicious snark for Gary for after the election. After all, if we can’t kick him when he’s down, what good are we? That reminds me–I’ve got to buy some fashionable steel-toed boots for, ahh, somethin’.
Yep.

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:02:01 +0000

Until today, I really didn’t believe the rumors that the Joker was based on a real person. Just Wow!