Comments on: Sounds Like a Strategy Toward Freedom

By: clyde

clyde — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 23:24:44 +0000

Come on folks, think about it! You need someone who is not merely tough, but someone with no emotions for those he must crush, a man who understands both overt diplomacy and covert dirty tricks. Someone with managerial experience running large operations and can put together an effective enemy list.

Tell me this isnt a perfect job for the former President of The United States, Richard M. Nixon!

Decomposed, rested and ready!

By: Joyce

Joyce — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 20:13:45 +0000

Actually, the new Bush strategy appears to be to deny that he ever had a strategy of “stay the course”. Bush said today to Stephanopoulos “‘We’ve never been stay the course, George!”

By: Tengrain

Tengrain — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 19:18:42 +0000

Wesley Snipes — maybe he can work off his IRS debt by being the amabassador to Iraq.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:50:24 +0000

No, Jillian did not mention Mr. T. I have no recollection of Jillian mentioning Mr. T. Well, I hadn’t heard that Jillian had mentioned Mr. T until Marq brought it to my attention. Come to think of it, one of my aides knew that Jillian had mentioned him but didn’t tell me, so I just fired him. Uh, wait, I read about Jillian proposing Mr. T several days ago, but I’m a paste addict who just checked into paste rehab a couple of minutes ago, so it was the paste talking, not me. Plus, I was tickled with a feather-duster by a Druid high-priest when I was a lad, which has scarred me for life. Damn you liberals!

By: Marq

Marq — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:23:14 +0000

Jillian DID!

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:43:15 +0000

Why has no one yet suggested sending Mr. T?

By: chris

chris — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:30:04 +0000

I think “technocrat” used to be used for undemocratic authoritarian yet competent leaders, like the guy who ran Singapore. But in the 1988 campaign guys like were Dukakis were called technocrats, so now I think it just means a wonky politician.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:29:25 +0000

And I misspelled “misspelled”. Scotch is your friend.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:27:17 +0000

And you mispelled “strategery”.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:26:07 +0000

If Bruce Lee was mentioned already I apologize, but come on. He kicked Kareem’s AND Chuck’s ass. ‘Nuf said.

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:12:15 +0000

Chow Yun-Fat.

Primary superpower: devastating constipation.

By: pbg

pbg — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:30:44 +0000

Aw damn, and I was going to nominate Chow Yun-Fat.

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:46:49 +0000

> LOL, Dog is a lowlife racist scumbag. And you like him. HA!

Any man who causes lowlife racist scumbag Tom Tancredo to sport wood is good in the eyes of The Left™.

Yes. And Steve McQueen is the answer. We couldn’t be more serious.

By: annieangel

annieangel — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:05:09 +0000

You don’t love me.

By: Karl Rove II

Karl Rove II — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:55:02 +0000

“LOL, Dog is a lowlife racist scumbag. And you like him. HA!”

Well, to be fair dearest anal annie we love you and you’re a complete joke.

By: Zombie Steve McQueen

Zombie Steve McQueen — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:53:46 +0000

Urrg…brains.

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:25:33 +0000

WOO-HOO!

Do I win anything?

By: annieangel

annieangel — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:22:54 +0000

LOL, Dog is a lowlife racist scumbag. :) And you like him. :) HA!

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:51:27 +0000

According to Wikipedia, Duane's skilled might be more useful elsewhere: Chapman has said that, if given permission from the United States government, he would attempt to collect a bounty on Osama bin Laden. That he hasn't been wisked away on a midnight flight to Kabul is yet another sign of this Administration's fundamental unseriousness in the War on Muhammed.

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:49:33 +0000

I think this says it better.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

You know, the thing I like about Dog, from the few episodes of the show that Iâ€™ve seen, is his unfailing humanity towards those he captures. Seriously. He treats them with respect, understanding, and humility. A real compassionate conservative, if you will.

I second that. My mom, of all people, got me watching Dog’s show and he really does capture people because he wants to help them and their families, not because he thinks criminals are a lower species who can only be dealt with by force. Dog doesn’t even carry a gun.