“White Heaven is for decent, good, God-fearing Christians who just happen to, well, hate everyone and everything relating to black people. That means no Muhammad Ali, no hip-hop music and no fucking Jesse Jackson.”
Alan Keyes, Rød America:
Which race is truly victimized?
It is often said, by us heartless demonic liberals that conservatives suffer from a failure of empathy. Unable to put themselves in the shoes of those who are suffering. Those who have less of the advantages shitbird conservatives squander. Those who are brutalized and oppressed at their hands.
And while those things are, one might say, a wee bit DUH. I would strongly argue that these failures are NOT due to a lack of empathy. Hell, I would even go one step beyond and argue that conservatives are FULL of empathy.
Look no further than George Zimmerman, child murderer, wife beater, and possibly more. Conservatives just can’t stop empathizing with him and his “suffering”, placing themselves in his shoes, identifying with his paranoia and gun nuttery, the way mean old liberals view him as a racist just because of a couple of incredibly racist incidents like stalking and murdering a kid for being black in his neighborhood. Can’t stop feeling sorry for him being the coddled child of a politically connected figure whose various soldiers can be counted on to bail him from whatever “oops” he might get himself into. Can’t stop fantasizing about how it must have felt to live the dream of getting away with offing one of those filthy escaped slaves.
Much like they had trouble pulling themselves away from identifying with Anders Breivik or Scott Roeder.
No, they have empathy in spades. What they lack is imagination. They can empathize with someone perfectly as long as they are a tribe member, have the same paranoid overprivileged fears as them, the same soft-life uneasiness that leads to barricading oneself in one’s gated community with a small hillside of guns and ammunition and chattering one’s teeth at the thought of encountering someone with a tan. Is in essence, nearly 100% just like them, or at least, what they’d like to be if they had the ovaries to live their ideals in the way these murderers did.
What they have a harder time with is imagining what it’s like to not be a terrible person. What it’s like to be the target in the guns, the victim of the paranoia, the poor regular person just trying to get by in a world they made wretched. Which often leads to the twin defining aspects of modern conservatism. 1) IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION and the way they displace themselves on their enemies because if all you can imagine is yourself, then your enemies must just be twice as you so you can be the good guys and of course 2) Bizarre conspiracy laden justifications for the horrible people and actions they end up actually identifying with. Ways in which it’s not their fault or someone else made them do it.
And to this stage, up steps Alan Keyes.
Shorter (or the last port before Jungle):
- Obama is personally responsible for all racism everywhere. And if he wasn’t manufacturing all racism everywhere in his Doom Tower, then everyone would be able to peacefully see that lynching is a damn skippy pleasant activity that both races can enjoy as long as the victims are coons like me-e-e-e. Wow there really is no low I won’t sink to. That’s slightly horrifying to realize.
I’ll admit. It’s been downright fascinating to watch all the Pigs for Bacon among the illiterate right sell that last tiny piece of their soul and join the choir of dedicated racists cheering on the lucky Klansman who got away with a modern lynching. It’s rather like watching that one Dave Chappelle episode with the blind black KKK writer, except the characters aren’t blind, they just have a policy of never looking in the mirror for fear that their ancestors will try and throttle them through it.
Since the Zimmerman trial verdict, and especially on account of the Obama faction’s efforts to pretend that it had something to do with racism
Damn liberal race mongers seeing racism in some perfectly innocent strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees. What have you got against horticulture! Next you’re going to say there is some issue with showing some pre-Labor-Day love by sporting a chic seasonally-appropriate hood!
people have been remarking on the fact that racial divide in the United States has become much worse since Obama took over the White House.
These people are stupid white moderates who wanted to pretend that one singular action of electing a black man when the only other option was… shudder somehow a) made up for endemic and historic racism and its pervasive effect on America still today, b) meant that all racism was done now or at least behind us and couldn’t possibly abuse that desire to be “done” to resurface quite literally with the same damn laws under new names, and of course c) meant that the usual brigade of “The Slave Owning South Will Rise Again” fuckers were at all going to go quietly into that good night and wouldn’t spend all 4-8 years of Obama’s presidency throwing the greatest racist temper tantrum known to man.
Alan Keyes are going to assume these people equal “America”.
As is often the case these days, I find myself marveling at how long it takes people to see the obvious.
You know, I don’t know why. But I’m strongly suspecting he doesn’t mean that sentence how you, I, or any… in the same ballpark as sane human being on the planet might mean that sentence.
Soon after Obama took over the White House (Feb. 18, 2009, to be precise), I wrote an article for my blog pointing out how much of Obama’s success depended on fomenting racial bad feelings:
“Because it so well served their purposes of self-advancement, the liberal black elite became adept at exploiting the fear of perceived racism so prevalent since the Civil Rights Movement’s conquest of America’s conscience in the 1960s…. In reaction against racial prejudice, the black elite unwittingly embraced race and racism as the defining preoccupation of the black American identity.”
Yes! For truly if there was no racism in America for black Americans to raise an outcry over, they would fade back into the nightmares of paranoid white suburbanites, never to be seen again on the surface world.
It is only this faux-rage by demonmancers known only as “lieberals” that keep summoning these foul creatures onto such surreal landscapes as “reality” to torture the rationalizations of redneck hicks by not just going away and dying when told.
Also, um, if it’s just these supposed plausibly racist events that keep providing the lifeblood of these vile creatures? Why don’t you just… stop? I mean, if there wasn’t something that could be “exploited” by “race merchants” to feed this Civil Rights “scam” (I bumped the whistle up to 5,000,000,000 decibels, but I worry that you still can’t hear it over the distracting nature of my skin color, maybe an extra 4 trillion will do it), then wouldn’t you be free of the cycle?
Maybe if your “heroes” stopped gunning down their children, executing unarmed restrained citizens, or just shooting some unarmed black men for being black, then the “black elite” that control the wheels within the system would have a bit less to bitch about on a regular basis.
I mean, I can’t speak for the International Brotherhood of the New Black Panther’s Eye, but here in Our Dread Circle of the Eternal Trans* Menace and Its Pulsating Asterix, I know that we’d be plenty happy to cancel the sacrifices at the Bohemian Grove if we could just live our lives in peace without having to worry about the constant threat of murder and other bullshit by random bigots. Just saying.
In speaking of Obama in particular, I would not be nearly so charitable now as I was when I wrote those words.
Okay it’s up to 12 quadrillion decibels. I think you might be able to hear it over my race now and thus kindly put down your shaking gun instead of shoving it in my face and ranting about how Skittles are code for PCP made from ground up white babies (I mean, have you cracked one open? No matter the color, all the insides are white! Also, “taste the rainbow”? If that isn’t the secret connection with the Homosexual Agenda, I don’t know what is!).
Obama’s abuse of the so-called “race card” isn’t an unwitting surrender to an externally imposed conceptual stereotype of black Americans.
Pfft, of course Obama noting obvious racism with undue grace and forgiveness to the rot poisoning the very fabric of what it means to be the United States of America isn’t secret proof that he’s a gangbangin’ thug poppin’ caps at the 5-0 while screwing all our white women. I mean, what do you take us for?
He is ruthlessly squandering the moral capital of the black American heritage in pursuit of his communist ideological goals (in this case disarming the American people so that he and his elitist faction fellow travelers can impose their will without fear of potentially messy and embarrassing resistance).
We’re just saying he’s leading a Death Army made of secret Soviets that are going to steal all the white people’s guns just because white people have made a sport out of shooting women, black teenagers, and elementary aged children with not a hint of remorse, moral conduct, or ability to separate themselves away from defending and in fact deifying the worst offenders.
I mean, shyeah, it’s obvious.
…right? Please Bob, say it’s obvious to you too! Cause right now winding up psychotic violent gun-fetishists to wipe out all the others is literally our only plan for political relevance.
There was nothing remotely racist about the Zimmerman case
Not a single thing. I mean, black kids get shot all the time by violent racist fuckwits whose crimes are treated as lesser than jaywalking on a side street and… oh, shit, I think I see your point. Uh…
, until and unless we include the vitriolic racist rhetoric of the black liberals,
Uh… they made us be super racist. They were just so black! And it was scary. They criticized our actions and said we couldn’t just kill their kids like it was nothing and expect to get away with it. Mommy, they aren’t letting us get away with lynching. Why aren’t they letting us get away with lynching? It’s not fair! It’snotfairit’snotfairit’snotfair!
or the vengeful violence that has been perpetrated against blameless whites attacked by mobs supposedly infuriated because Martin’s “white” killer escaped punishment.
I noticed by the complete lack of links among you and everyone else who’s brought up these “retaliatory” (but not because we did anything wrong, MOMMY!) strikes.
I mean, I’m sure they’ve all been happening in the very tricky to photograph corner of “Never Fucking Happened” Ave and “Made Up Self-Serving Bullshit” Ct.
When the truth is known, it will be clear that these mobocratic protests were staged as part of the elitist faction push to discredit Second Amendment rights.
It’s all about us! Any time people protest, it’s to take away our guns! Any time people drink coffee, it’s to take away our guns! Any time a kid walks to the corner store to buy some tea and candy for his brother, it’s to take away our guns! Quick! Kill him before he steals the gun you were going to use to kill him on behalf of Obama’s stormtroopers… er… Uh…
It’s really the elitist faction’s media and their well-kept activists and politicos who are screaming.
LIBERAL MEDIA! It’s all the liberal media’s fault (even though they’ve been pushing water uphill for our little bête soirée of Klansmen and Neo-Nazis in the wakes of this Segregation Era Redux)!
I mean, we wouldn’t at all be able to sustain the delusion of the “silent majority” if it turned out that actual protesters were actually angry about our actual bad actions and actually cared about some filthy lesser creature.
We might even have to acknowledge the stain on our souls that comes with supporting this horrorshow and realize the terrible price that “tribe loyalty” enacts when the only people left in the tribe are violent psychotic fucks. And yeah, we’ll be facing nuclear winter before THAT ever happens… largely because we’ll find a way to launch some nukes before having to admit we’re the horrible people everyone else knows us to be.
They’re outraged because the Zimmerman jury refused to validate the scenario of irresponsible gun abuse that was to be used as the excuse for the next round of assaults on gun ownership in America.
Now, this might get me thrown out of the next meeting of Obama’s Secret Cabal to Steal All Penis Substitutes From Overcompensating Pathetic Suburban Fuckweasels As Part of the Gynocratic Feminist Takeover of America, but…
I don’t really give a damn about your fucking cock sticks. If you were just gargling on the goddamn things, trying hard not to think about how badly you want Steve’s much larger member protruding between your thighs, I wouldn’t give a single fuck about your sad little guns.
And with regards to Trayvon Martin’s lynching, I kind of have to admit that it might be the unmitigated racism jizzing in my eyes, but I have a hard time focusing on your little masturbation routine.
A kid was murdered. And in a country where racism and complete surrender on gun issues weren’t the ruling Gods, we’d have bipartisan outrage over this. There wouldn’t be a soul alive outside the dusty rags of the KKK cheering over his death, smearing his name, or seeking justification to create more of him. We certainly wouldn’t have an embarrassing fleet of fellators lining up for a go at his murderer’s cock.
And we definitely wouldn’t have a host of sick amoral fucks using the excuse of “I iz scared they gon’ take my penis away” to serve as their lazy public justification for quietly enacting and enforcing a “lynching is legal now in these states” law.
And so at this point, I gotta say.
Melt them all down. Let’s take every single gun in America and melt them down and use the lead to make the world’s biggest statue of a human scrotum and plop it in the middle of Shitsville, Middle America so all the sad paranoid fuckwits can gawk at it and feel all “manly” (not at all a code for closeted homosexual lust). Do it yesterday.
Not because I’m working for Obama’s Secret Blah blah blah. Not because guns bad. But because at every point and tragedy possible, the sum total of gun ownership has put its worst face forward and defended the indefensible all while crying in a corner and pretending to be a victim because people just want to stop being shot by paranoid violent fuckwits scared about losing some cultural power that was never supposed to be theirs in the first place.
Seriously, fuck your guns and fuck you if the only possible reaction you can have to the murder of children is “AIEEE, my penis!”
Fuck the rest of his post. And fuck these sick fucking ghouls.
Though if there is one great solace, it is this.
This is the right-wing. Loud and blaring and front and center of the whole “liberal media” for everyone to see.
Maybe I’m wrong and America is so racist that they don’t care (and frankly, the days in which white people’s racism is the deciding vote is rapidly dissipating), but I can’t imagine this is doing any favors to conservatism’s desperate grasps for relevance.
I mean, their last few huge actions have been whining like they were the real victims when their ideology got a room full of kindergartners murdered, deifying a child murderer and openly cheering for the return of lynching, vetoing the fucking VRA and preventing a new one from being enacted, openly calling for the continued economic and social suffering of anyone not in the 1%, and of course publishing disturbing erotic penletters to the last violent child murderer they helped manufacture.
This can’t be winning over the hearts and minds as they say.
I cheer the right-wing for both their honesty and their belated ability to find empathy, but they have proudly stood for their true beliefs, cheering what they find laudable and smearing what they find inhuman.
And despite their minor regional victory, I don’t think they quite grasp that the America they are trying to revive in their little corner is far and removed from the America that is and will continue to be going forward.
And frankly, they can all choke on that… if they can fit it in between all the guns we’ll inevitably steal with our liberal vagina-shaped tentacles.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. Someday I’m going to write a post about something other than this bullshit and it’ll be a fine day indeed. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Deborah C. Tyler, American Child Murderer Fan Club:
Hey Cowards, Let’s Have a Conversation
The “I swear this is the real fucking shorter they used for their front page for this post, I’m not even kidding” Verbatim Shorter:
- It is said that only equals can be friends. It’s a shame that Democrats want nothing less than people as equals.
Pack it up boys, we are out of business.