Consmarmative? Conswervative? Conpervative? Conslaxative?

Shorter Terry Jeffrey
Clownhall.com
“Karl Rove Is Not a Conservative”

  • During the George W. Bush administration, which was highly unpopular among Republicans, the government collected taxes, funded a Department of Education, and blew up Iraq in the name of democracy. Ergo, Karl Rove can’t be a conservative.

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Comments: 246

 
 
 

Will the Last Conservative please turn out the lights?

 
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon
 

If the argument now is no conservative can be part of government, I look forward to the emptied-out House of Representatives.

 
 

Blort!

He also tried to give his White House counsel, Harriet Miers, one of nine votes on the Supreme Court. She was not a legal scholar, but in 1988, at the age of 43, she had contributed to Al Gore’s presidential campaign.

Yes. It wasn’t that she was pathetically unqualified for her role, it was that she gave money to FATALGORE.

Note: If you go digging you can find Towel Boy Jefferey did not like Mier back in 2005 because she gave money to FATALGORE and because he wasn’t convinced she’d be a Scalia-Thomas Constitutionalist.

I wonder how he feels about the guy who did get the post?

BLORT!

 
 

emptied-out House of RepresentativesThey’ll leave the House intact, but hollow out every other part of gov’t. that isn’t “defense.”

 
 

Karl Rove lost an election for us. Therefore, he is not a conservative.

There, fixed.

 
 

Also, and let’s be honest about this, just like Al Gore and Michael Moore Karl Rove IS fat….

 
 

He also tried to give his White House counsel, Harriet Miers, one of nine votes on the Supreme Court. She was not a legal scholar

In other news, Cheney denounces Obama’s ‘second-rate’ nominations.

 
 

Cheney denounces Obama’s ‘second-rate’ nominations.

Was there ever anyone in that administration who rose to the level of second-rate? Or third-rate? Fifth? Anywhere in single digits?

 
 

Was there ever anyone in that administration who rose to the level of second-rate? Or third-rate? Fifth? Anywhere in single digits?

Heckuva Arabian Horse, Brownie.
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In other news, Cheney denounces Obama’s ‘second-rate’ nominations.

So it’s probably safe to guess that ol’ Darth is also against careless shotgun handling, is against torture, and is positively death on invading countries that have done us no harm, to name a few

 
 

oooh…this looks like it could be a good thread…however, we are going to watch american werewolf in london…scared the crap out of me back in the day…does it still have it?

 
 

the George W. Bush administration, which was highly unpopular among Republicans

Except for all the Republicans who, you know, voted for him!

Seriously, where are all the people who actually voted for Bush? Did they disappear like all the people who bought disco records did in 1980?

 
 

Yes. It wasn’t that she was pathetically unqualified for her role, it was that she gave money to FATALGORE.

FATAL GORE! Sounds like a poorly-translated attack from a Japanese fighting game.

 
 

Except for all the Republicans who, you know, voted for him!

I must have imagined all those pickup trucks with the creepy “W The President” bumper stickers back then.

 
 

I must have imagined all those pickup trucks with the creepy “W The President” bumper stickers back then.

We still have ’em, here.
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Thank each and every one of you for not saying a gaddamned word about some awards broadcast, of which I could not give less of a fuck.
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"W" stickers salesman
 

sniffle

 
 

some awards broadcast, of which I could not give less of a fuck.

Did I miss the IgNobels again?

 
 

Did I miss the IgNobels again?</i?

I'd have to watch that, if someone were to turn me onto the tube that had it.
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Another example of the dictum that conservatism cannot fail, but can only be failed.

 
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon
 

Another example of the dictum that conservatism cannot fail, but can only be failed.

For as terrified they are of the Bolsheviks to this day, they could not do a better job emulating their fuck-ups.

 
 

Thank each and every one of you for not saying a gaddamned word about some awards broadcast, of which I could not give less of a fuck.

I only watch these for the cleavage.

 
 

I’m objectively pro-cleavage.

 
 

Do you cleave unto cleavage?

 
 

Uh oh, the Major didn’t hear about CBS’s “Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory” email.

 
 

Hey buddy, quit looking at her eyes and check me out!

 
 

“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.”

OH NO NOT FEMALE BREAST NIPPLES!!!

 
"Puffy" Bare Skin
 

Peek-a-boo!

 
Alexander von Humbug
 

I can see you. And I know what you do. ‘Cause I do it, too.

 
Alexander von Humbug
 

DON’T LOOK UNTIL I SIGNAL!

 
 

“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.”

Since only female bits are being objected to, would a guy showing up with a sheer shirt, or with shirt open down past the navel, or wearing a thong, be A-OK with them? I know I would not care to see certain persons dressed thus, but others might be worth watching a tiresome awards show for.

 
 

I’d really like to hear more about these civilizations that were toppled by the sight of Female Breast Nipples.

Here’s my thinking. For gazillion of years mankind was able to coexist with visible FBNs.

On many parts of the globe very nice people who have never dropped a bomb or polluted an ocean or destroyed a rainforest or rounded up lots of other people and murdered them in many inventive ways, or you know, been EVIL FUCKS, still go through the day with FBNs in plain sight.

And even in the more evil fuck intensive parts of the planet gazillions of people get on a start on becoming doctors or ballerinas or even evil fucks by nursing, an activity that requires really close contact with a FBN.

And yet, some how after the age of what? Two, FBNs become these scary things that can cause riots and mayhem. It’s fricking psychotic.

NB: I may be biased because I am licensed to carry not one, but two of the dreaded FBNs. Fear me!

 
 

NB: I may be biased because I am licensed to carry not one, but two of the dreaded FBNs. Fear me!

But that licensing comes with some onerous requirements, and getting more onerous every day, if certain Taliban-type guys (including guys who wear lace tablecloths to go with their Prada slippers) continue to have their way.

 
 

would a guy showing up with a sheer shirt, or with shirt open down past the navel, or wearing a thong, be A-OK with them?

Obviously male breast nipples are allowable but thong type costumes remain problematic. All buttocks and buttock cracks are RIGHT OUT.

 
 

OH NO NOT FEMALE BREAST NIPPLES!!!

GADZOOKS!!! Heaven forfend!

 
 

I am intrigued by the idea that there may be female nipples someplace other than the breasts.

 
 

I am intrigued by the idea that there may be female nipples someplace other than the breasts.

(Doubtfully) A cow’s nipples are located on her udder, but that could get messy and awkward on stage.

 
 

For some reason this thread is reminding me of Wendy O Williams, of whom I have not spared a thought in many years.

aaaand… I’ll be in my bunk.

 
 

Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.

Nuh uh!

 
 

“History teaches that revolutions are very dangerous things, more often destructive than benign and uncontrollable by their very nature,” he said. “Upending established order based on theory is far more likely to produce chaos than shining uplands.”

Take the American one for example…

 
 

Take the American one for example…

Ours was great. Just no more after that.

 
 

Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.

What’s the source of that quote? Is it in reference to Dick Cheney?

 
 

Geez…………………maybe I should’ve been watching these shows after all.

no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.”

Or maybe not. Is that guy still popular?

 
 

Tonight, live in concert, Genital Region and the Female Breast Nipples!

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

It may be time to nipple this train of fraught in the breast bud. Can’t we move on to sidebrooding?

 
 

I just had to get off the boat for mangoes- I’m a sucker for GOP circular firing squad narratives. Here’s a nice, juicy mango:

Karl Rove is not a Conservative but a Log Cabin Republican. The Conservative Victory Project takes it name from the Victory Fund which to elect leftist homosexuals and bisexuals to federal, state, and municipal government.

 
 

Revisionist history (remember all those right-wing e-mails you’d get from your wingnut relative or co-worker?):

Karl Rove, the man who brought us such great candidates as Bob Dole, John McCain, and George Bush, the man most of us voted for while we were holding our noses.

Fuck, I remember these assholes screaming that any questioning of the president was treasonous.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

It wasn’t noses that they held so tight and close in those recent yet strangely distant times…

 
 

I am objectively pro Female Breast Nipples.

 
 

Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.”

Must be a typo…

Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.

WTF? No sideboob? What is the Huffpo going to do?

It wasn’t noses that they held so tight and close in those recent yet strangely distant times…

Not after the “Commander Codpiece” photo op, at any rate.

 
 

Goodness gracious these crazies are jumping new sharks every day now. Normally it would be amusing, but these wackos have a lot of guns and not enough meds. Shudder.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

(remember all those right-wing e-mails you’d get from your wingnut relative or co-worker?

I’ve seen simpatico souls make such observations for many years, and must admit to being a Bubble Boy: no.

No right-wing relatives or forced “friends,” co-workers or whatever. I don’t even know anyone who’s voted Republican in recent decades. All of my political stress is vicarious, thanks to the idiotic MSM and y’all.

 
 

Heckuva Arabian Horse, Brownie.

Not to mention Doug “dumbest fucking guy on the planet” Feith.

John fucking Bolton.

Hans von Spakovsky

David Safavian

John Negroponte

Yeah, ok, pretty much all of them, Katie.

 
 

…conservatism cannot fail, but can only be failed.

Therefore anyone who fails cannot be conservative.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

“Successful” liberals are figments of cryptozoological imagination.

 
 

I may be biased because I am licensed to carry not one, but two of the dreaded FBNs. Fear me!

Are those ASSAULT nipples?

 
 

No right-wing relatives or forced “friends,” co-workers or whatever. I don’t even know anyone who’s voted Republican in recent decades. All of my political stress is vicarious, thanks to the idiotic MSM and y’all.

I used to work with a guy who used to send out wingnut e-mails. I haven’t received one in a while. I imagine the 2012 election cycle broke what was left of his brain.

 
 

Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic
Precisely what problems are involved?

Obviously male breast nipples are allowable
Just the lady tits

I am intrigued by the idea that there may be female nipples someplace other than the breasts.
SCIENCE.

 
 

It is obvious that the entire purpose of these “Standards And Practice Wardrobe Advisory” is to protect the vulnerable chirdren who might be in the audience, especially the very youngest most vulnerable. Can you imagine the trauma that a one-year-old child, nay, a 6-month-old infant, might experience were they to be confronted unawares by the shocking site of Female Breast Nipples?!
Why o why does the rest of the world seem to be so unconcerned with this prospect leaving only America(TM) to defend the morality of our youths?

 
 

Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic

Belatedly reminded of a book I read 35-odd years ago on ‘The Making of Star Trek’ or such as, in which the author touched in passing on the clashes between the scriptwriters and the network. The scriptwriters (and the audience) wanted scenes involving distant, technologically-advanced alien societies where ladies tended to not wear clothes. The network bosses had a different agenda. The upper slopes of lady boobs were acceptable, it seemed, but the underside were strange and dangerous territory which could not be shown on TV.
There was speculation on the reason for the taboo. “Perhaps they think moss grows there,” was one suggestion.

I can’t be arsed going back into the corridors of memory to find out more about the book. It’s a long walk there and back.

 
 

Puzzled now. According to Dick Cheney, the posts of Defense Secretary and CIA head are so crucial to America’s security that it is an INSULT to nominate second-rate candidates to fill them. Yet over on the other side we have Lindsay Graham who evidently regards both positions as so unimportant that he doesn’t care if they go unfilled; he doesn’t have any issues with the competence of Hagel or Brennan, but is threatening to put holds on both nominations if he doesn’t get his way on an unrelated trawl for impeachment material vendetta.* Shirley they cannot both be right. Please advise.

* Some might describe this use of the Senate’s confirmation process as “extortion” but I cannot possibly comment.

 
 

The scriptwriters (and the audience) wanted scenes involving distant, technologically-advanced alien societies where ladies tended to not wear clothes

Now, that’s a future I can get behind!

 
 

Shirley they cannot both be right. Please advise.

Welcome to the world of cognitive dissonance, old chum.

 
 

Not a conservative??

Even if they want to take back his platinum membership in the bugfuck club, he should at least be allowed some kind of honorary status based on his towering cynicism and his ability to manipulate the zeitgeist to the point where, even now, as the repubs are bleeding votes, the crazies get a control over the political process that’s wholly disproportionate to their percentage of the population.

They are nothing without the likes of Karl Rove.

 
 

SCIENCE

(“pseudomamma”)

Wasn’t that a Ten Years After tune?

 
 

(“pseudomamma”)

Wasn’t that a Ten Years After tune?

Maybe, but “pseupseupseupseudomamma” was by Phil Collins.

 
 

N_B, please check your email. I’ve sent you some naked photos.*

*note: I did not say of whom.
SPOILER ALERT: It’s Smut.

 
 

Of course our Righteous Friends were holding their noses when they voted for Dubya. They were holding them so close to his anus all you needed was a sewing needle and a few inches of thread to create a human cephalopod.

 
 

“Big government conservatives, Barnes explained, “simply believe in using what would normally be seen as liberal means — activist government — for conservative ends. And they’re willing to spend more and increase the size of government in the process.””

As cerb would say: It’s always projection!

 
 

Naked Noisewater is, by definition, Smut.

 
 

I am intrigued by the idea that there may be female nipples someplace other than the breasts.

Perhaps the nipples can slither off independently of the breasts.

 
 

no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure

what the flip is puffy bare skin around the genital region?!?! this brings up unpleasant imagery…so, i guess i would agree with this one…

 
 

“February 11, 2013 at 16:11

Naked Noisewater is, by definition, Smut.”

THAT PICTURE OF ME SPREADING MY ASS CHEEKS IS VERY TASTEFUL.

 
 

His name, Terry Jeffrey, puts me in mind of the rag doll the neighbor’s dog insists on carrying in its mouth while going walkies. His writing puts me in mind of the doodies the dog deposits on those walkies.

 
 

what the flip is puffy bare skin around the genital region?

In my experience it gets puffy when one blows on it.

 
 

what the flip is puffy bare skin around the genital region?!?

I prefer gentler imagery…the genitalia went grazing in the woods.

 
 

That didn’t take long, did it?

I mean: seriously? The Tea Party is what passes for “conservative” now, and if you’re not on that train then, “See ya later?” Sheesh.

Meanwhile, Ron Paul is showing what a petty hypocrite he is.

 
 

I prefer gentler imagery…the genitalia went grazing in the woods.

Again with the Vagina Dentata jokes.

 
 

the Vagina Dentata

I don’t mind the Lion King but I hate that song.

 
 

THE CIRCLE OF KNIVES!!!

 
 

Meanwhile, Ron Paul is showing what a petty hypocrite he is.

I know, right? Between that and Benny turning in his two week’s notice, I’m expecting Cantor to announce he’s been a member of CPUSA the whole time…

 
 

I remember someone calling the tradition of Hindu wives to immolate themselves in their husband’s bonfire The Circle of Wife.

 
 

I can’t be arsed going back into the corridors of memory to find out more about the book.

No, your memory didn’t fail you, it was The Making of Star Trek written by Stephen Whitfield with help from Gene Roddenberry, and given a very difficult to remember title.

And you also remembered the funniest part of the book… it’s pretty dry for anyone but a Star Trek fan. When I was 8 years old, I inhaled that book and then started over… I barely remember it, but it is certainly responsible for facts in my head that I can no longer attribute.

Star Trek was racy for that era. Like if they showed Game of Thrones or Homeland on NBC today. In comparison, ST:TNG was disappointingly staid.

I’m now waiting for Oglaf: The Movie.

 
 

“History teaches that revolutions are very dangerous things, more often destructive than benign and uncontrollable by their very nature,” he said. “Upending established order based on theory is far more likely to produce chaos than shining uplands.”

Yeah. That’s why you try to get ahead of them by addressing the problems that might otherwise lead to them – you know, civil rights preempting race wars, social-democratic reforms preempting communist revolutions, abolition preempting slave rebellions, etc.

Oh, wait. That, and not revolution, is what you guys really have a problem with.

 
 

The NRO says…

MSNBC on Pope’s Resignation: Will Church ‘Come Back Toward the Middle’?

What liberal gay islamocommie said that?

With news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down still emerging, the Morning Joe panel was quick to politicize the resignation and his successor. “It’s going to be a watershed moment for the Catholic Church. Where do they go?” asked Mike Barnicle. “Do they go right? The pope took the church even more to the right. Or do they come back toward the middle with the American church in their minds?”

I guess conservatives have to recruit from the ranks of True Scotsmen.

 
 

Bagoas sometimes doesn’t stay still when doing his doodies. Which causes me to sing “The Circle of POOP.”

 
 

(remember all those right-wing e-mails you’d get from your wingnut relative or co-worker?

One of the earliest moments of political awareness I remember having was when my grandmother told me that my relatives in Appalachia were praying for a Bush victory in 2000.

Not hoping. Praying.

Later, after Iraq, torture, warrantless wiretapping and Valerie Plame, I heard that the same grandmother had put an “Impeach Bush” sticker on her car, and that the patriarch of the same Appalachian family had threatened not to let his kids stay with her over break unless it was removed.

Now, of course, it’s all “I had many disagreements with Bush.”

 
 

When will they announce the discovery of the bodies Benny buried under the Vatican.

 
 

Star Trek was racy for that era.

Oh, so that’s why my uncle called it Star Sex

 
 

Shirley they cannot both be right.

Hadn’t considered that. Look, let’s compromise and blame Obama. And don’t call me Surely.

 
 

I hate Mike Barnicle.

 
 

“Big government conservatives, Barnes explained, “simply believe in using what would normally be seen as liberal means — activist government — for conservative ends. And they’re willing to spend more and increase the size of government in the process.””

I love how they’re pretending that they’re all only now having this epiphany. Eight years of Reagan spending like a drunken sailor while cutting taxes and skyrocketing the deficit and they don’t notice. Eight years of Bush spending like a drunken sailor while cutting taxes and skyrocketing the deficit and they don’t notice. But after four years of Obama and two stinging electoral defeats, then they finally realize that they “weren’t true conservatives.”

(Yeah, yeah, I know. They totally did realize it back then, and protest it! You know, retroactively).

 
 

With news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down still emerging, the Morning Joe panel was quick to politicize the resignation and his successor. “It’s going to be a watershed moment for the Catholic Church. Where do they go?” asked Mike Barnicle. “Do they go right? The pope took the church even more to the right. Or do they come back toward the middle with the American church in their minds?”

Just a guess, but I would imagine that they’re going to pretty much give up on the secularized Catholic congregations in the West, double down on the right wing nutjobiness, and hope that the third world will still provide them with a solid base of believers who’ll support their Saudi-style social values. I’d like to hope that a shift towards the third world would mean they’d also start paying more attention to their own teachings on social justice (helping the poor, preventing exploitation, etc), but somehow I just doubt it.

 
 

At the risk of being hyperbolic, events like this illustrate how normal, nice people nod approvingly at some evil shit.

Their desire to live vicariously through the Biggest Man on Campus is aided and abetted by a warped sense of loyalty and a slightly higher than average ability to elide memories that don’t fit with one’s self image.

Thus: I am not a loser.
I don’t associate with losers.
A louder, scarier, more famous non-loser says X is a loser.
Ergo, I never associated with X.

 
 

Another advantage is to give conservatism the “never been tried” label. It’s a never-reached paradise, like the withering away of the state.

 
 

Next: James Webb declares Rove “No true Scots-Irishman.”

 
 

I endorse Sarah Palin for pope. She’s no quitter.

 
 

Another advantage is to give conservatism the “never been tried” label.

Libertarians, in my experience, are the ones who insist on that label. Whenever I point out to a libertarian that no society has ever existed that held strictly, or even loosely, to libertarian principles, he (it’s always a he) claims that this is central to his point.

 
 

Why is that supposed to be a winning argument?

Really, try it in any other context and it fails, miserably.

“If you’ve never tried gargling Drain-o, how can you be so closed minded about doing it?”

“I don’t know why you are adverse to throwing your child out of the window, you’ve never tried it before so how do you know it is a bad thing?”

“Sure, no one has ever had sex with me but -”

Oh, I get it now.

 
 

my thoughts exactly…i mean, i’ve never tried to perform brain surgery, but i’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be good…

 
 

Super Sarah, the Power Pope?

 
 

Another advantage is to give conservatism the “never been tried” label. It’s a never-reached paradise, like the withering away of the state. – Substance McGravitas

My dad’s mother’s family was conservative. Whenever I said anything not positive about conservatives, my parents were very careful to point out that today’s conservatives are not actually conservatives but reactionaries. Pace those who would point out the “No True Scotsman” issues with my parents’ point as well as Chesterton’s arguments about conservatives having to be reactionaries, my parents did have a point: today’s so-called conservatives are really, in their fundamental mind-set, communists.

In fact, as Albert O. Hirschman points out in The Rhetoric of Reaction, Lenin himself was as much influenced by Italian conservatives such as Pareto and Mosca. So, even if today’s conservatives are hardly conservative in that they are (far from being anti-communist as may be adduced from their opposition to even the spectre of socialism) Leninist communists by nature (isn’t the libertarian ideal the same as Lenin’s claimed ideal?), communism itself (as implemented by Lenin) can be argued to be a movement of the right as much or more so than a movement on the left.

So take that Jonah! If we’re fascists, then you guys get to be communists. And this argument HAS been made before with even more care (i.e. c.f. The Rhetoric of Reaction).

 
 

i’ve never tried to perform brain surgery

I am disappoint.

 
 

Take the American one for example…

A true conservative, like Samuel Johnson, would be against said revolution. Of course, OTOH, Johnson loved him some slave revolutions, and was not averse at all to any political violence as long as it involved slave-holding hypocrites getting wounded or driven off their (stolen) lands. I wonder how modern, American “conservatives” would feel about Johnson’s taste in revolutions.

 
 

My attempt at rocket surgery went swimmingly. The resultant sogginess did present ignition issues, though.

 
 

FATAL GORE! Sounds like a poorly-translated attack from a Japanese fighting game.

And “Fa Talgo Re” sounds like it could be a “Yo La Tengo” cover band. Or a not-particularly-appetizing food. Or perhaps a Skyrim shout.

 
 

I am disappoint.

doesn’t mean i can’t try…why don’t you come over later?

 
 

With a little inventiveness, the right drugs, and a mirror you can perform brain surgery on yourself and the results are edcrfvtgbnyhn

 
 

I wonder how modern, American “conservatives” would feel about Johnson’s taste in revolutions.

A long time ago, the National Lampoon did a parody of (I think) the New York Review of Books. I still remember, after all these years, the mock bio of one of the “contributors” (but not, sadly, his name):

[Whoever] hates all wars unless they’re against Arabs, loves all revolutions except those that have actually happened, and is a fat douchebag.

That’s stuck in my mind because it’s a perfect description of those who would go on to become “neocons.” (Except, in some cases, for the “fat” part.)

 
 

If we’re fascists, then you guys get to be communists.

Why not? They’ve already turned “Better dead than Red” on it’s head.

 
 

For BBKF just in case N__B comes over later.

 
 

With a little inventiveness, the right drugs, and a mirror you can perform brain surgery on yourself and the results are edcrfvtgbnyhn

I didn’t know Substance was a member of ITAG. Protip: there’s a newsletter you can subscribe to.

 
 

Why not? They’ve already turned “Better dead than Red” on it’s head.

My dad, who grew up during the height of the red scare (and spent a lot of time with his aforementioned conservative grandparents), still cannot get over the use of “red” to identify Republican states.

 
 

The supposition here at ITAG has been that every advantage should be available to anyone choosing to retain and improve their mental functions through their life span and thus assure their fullest participation in this one certain life, for their own well being and for the well being of the entire world population.

if that means persons could make better deisions, then i move that the dipshits who think more guns in more hands = good idea can have their damn guns if they undergo mandatory trepanning…

 
 

Controversy swirls unabated around the newly proposed ban on extended clips for assault-model Female Breast Nipples.

 
 

That’s Seven Sisters whore house to you, buddy!

 
 

Whenever I point out to a libertarian that no society has ever existed that held strictly, or even loosely, to libertarian principles, he (it’s always a he) claims that this is central to his point.

True socialism libertarianism cannot survive when surrounded by non-socialist non-libertarian enemies. This is why we must internationalise the message of Freedom before bringing it to fruition in one single place.

 
 

Of course Karl Rove isn’t a conservative; he is, rather, one of the true blue voices of Appalachia, those Reagan Democrats who form the spine of true America. Unlike the oh-so-conservative Messiah in Thief, Obama, and his multiple minions and beloved frog chorus. These are the true conservatives, the kind who would put their boots on the faces of me and other true blue Hillary fans. The kind who will take their own boots and leave Obama’s Pity Party, and who will join Rove and fight for a true Reagan Democrat future. Will you join us, Sadly, O!? I suspect not. Shame.

 
 

With a little inventiveness, the right drugs, and a mirror you can perform brain surgery on yourself and the results are edcrfvtgbnyhn

Candid photograph of Substance McG.

 
 

Ah, Denny in the last one, and now Iris. It really is like old times around here these days.

 
 

and especially those who fancy themselves the leading thinkers of our generation, such as the men and women who attend this filthy institution

that made lol in much the same way as this:

Messiah in Thief, Obama

 
 

I heard the Frog Chorus had croaked.

 
 

To me the Reagan Democrats were the guys who picked on any black man unlucky enough to land as an apprentice in their fucking union—pissing in his lunchbox, dropping tools near (or on) his feet, etc.—and then retired to a bar after work to grouse about those lazy black bucks on welfare.

 
 

Kind of surprised Wet Burrow is aware VC is co-ed.

 
 

ACTION ALERT!

Everyone needs to hie thy arses on over to Pluto Rocks and vote for “Cerberus” as name for one of the two heretofore unnamed satellites of planet/quasi-planetary-object/cartoon-canine Pluto.

Images taken by the Hubble Space Telescope in 2011 and 2012 revealed two previously unknown moons of Pluto. So far, we have been calling them “P4” and “P5”, but the time has come to give them permanent names. If it were up to you, what would you choose?

[Acheron | Alecto | Cerberus | Erebus | Eurydice | Hercules | Hypnos | Lethe | Obol | Orpheus | Persephone | Styx]

Feel free to come back, but please do not vote more than once per day, just so everybody gets a fair chance to make their opinion known. We will take your votes and suggestions into consideration when we propose the names for P4 and P5 to the international astronomical community. Voting ends at noon EST on Monday, February 25th, 2013

Whee! Vote early, vote often!

 
 

Something about the contents of this post makes WP **refuse** to post it. Third try, without tags:
~

ACTION ALERT!

The SETI Institute* is soliciting votes for the names of heretofore unnamed Chthonic sattelites P4 and P5, and guess who’s on the list!

[Acheron | Alecto | **Cerberus** | Erebus | Eurydice | Hercules | Hypnos | Lethe | Obol | Orpheus | Persephone | Styx]

http://www.plutorocks.com/home

Click on the Link and vote for your favorite S,N correspondent!

“Ground Rules: Feel free to come back, but please do not vote more than once per day, just so everybody gets a fair chance to make their opinion known. We will take your votes and suggestions into consideration when we propose the names for P4 and P5 to the international astronomical community. Voting ends at noon EST on Monday, February 25th, 2013.”

Whee!

Vote Early and Vote Often!

(Also, too: FYWP.)

* Why SETI Institute and not IAU I dunno…

 
 

I’ve tried three times to post and FYWP. Anyone else?

 
 

What you want to fuck me too? I don’t think so.

 
 

OK, breaking it up to find the nasty, nasty word that breaks WP. Nth try, without tags… lost count after five or six:

ACTION ALERT!

The SETI Institute* is soliciting votes for the names of heretofore unnamed Chthonic sattelites P4 and P5, and guess who’s on the list!

 
 

I bet it’s the pipes…

[Acheron | Alecto | **Cerberus** | Erebus | Eurydice | Hercules | Hypnos | Lethe | Obol | Orpheus | Persephone | Styx]

http://www.plutorocks.com/home

 
 

Wow… it’s one of the candidate names that breaks WP.

Cerberus is on the list.

Go vote for her! Multiple times is permitted.

I fucking give up trying to post something well-composed.

FYWP, sideways, with an astronomical object.

 
 

What you want to fuck me too?

It depends…

Are you under 100 kilos and not so disgusting that I can manage to eat a meal in your presence?

I have low standards.

 
 

THAT PICTURE OF ME SPREADING MY ASS CHEEKS IS VERY TASTEFUL.

You should have sent that one to Substance McGravitas.

 
 

Well under 100 keys and I’ve been told that I am not all disgusting to look at. My habits however might make you vomit to observe.

 
 

FYWP, sideways, with an astronomical object.

Ooooh, baby! I like it when you talk dirty.

Are you under 100 kilos and not so disgusting that I can manage to eat a meal in your presence?

Hang on, let me get rid of my less savory denizens.

 
 

Hang on, let me get rid of my less savory denizens.

So you’re just keeping the more filling ones? Size-ist.

 
 

You should have sent that one to Substance McGravitas.

All this time I thought I could win his heart by being witty and charming.

 
 

All this time I thought I could win his heart by being witty and charming.

And I thought I could do it via competitive synchronized haiku yodeling. Durnit.

 
 

Wanker ze Tanker!

A spokesperson for Stockman’s office told DCist the congressman invited [Ted] Nugent “because he is a supporter of the Second Amendment and American values.”

“We thought he would be a good representative,” spokesperson Donny Ferguson said.

 
 

“We thought he would be a good representative,” spokesperson Donny Ferguson said.

Translation: We expect him to do or say something that will further erode the credibility of gun fetishists and the NRA.

 
 

Have y’all voted for Cerberus yet?

 
 

“We thought he would be a good representative,”

Wow.

 
 

How does it work, being a Congresscritter’s guest at the SOTU? You don’t sit with the Congresscritter, do you? You sit up in the Gallery?

Will the Nuge be sitting alone up there or will he be sitting with a group of the Congressman’s guests? Typically the cameras don’t go up there, they go only as far as the FLOTUS’s seating area.

How is the Nuge going to vie for attention?

 
 

I am intrigued by the idea that there may be female nipples someplace other than the breasts.

I haven’t seen it, but evidently there was an episode of the television programme “House” in which a woman’s problem was precisely that she had a ‘knee-tit’ (exogenous active lactogenic tissue on the underside [?] of a knee) with no nipple.

 
 

“[Ted Nugent] is a supporter of … American values.”

Like pooping oneself to dodge the draft? Serial pedophilia? Treason and president threatening?

 
 

I once dated a girl who had a superfluous nipple. It looked more like a mole, or maybe a dog’s nipple, located under her right breast, in the mossy underboob area.

She said it was sensitive, too.

I could tweak it but she wouldn’t let me suck on it.

 
 

somewhere along the way, i saw pictures of a lady with a nipple on the bottom of her foot…i would think walking would be painful…much like being exposed to the nuge…

 
 

bughunter … do I have to be the one to post the required “pictures or it didn’t happen” response to your revelation?

*

How is the Nuge going to vie for attention? – g

Occasionally they do reaction shots to see how the peanut gallery is responding to the POTUS’ speechifying. No doubt the Nuge will do something outrageously inappropriate (*).

Like pooping oneself to dodge the draft? Serial pedophilia? Treason and president threatening? – tigris

Are you implying those aren’t ‘Murkin values? You liberal, coastal elitist …

* my wife has decided that “inappropriate” is an all purpose catch-word for, well, things that are inappropriate. It works wonders: if your kid decides to test you out by repeating the latest curse-word she’s heard from the big kids on her bus (well, when we had busses prior to the current bus strike), rather than telling her it’s wrong, you say it’s “inappropriate”. That way when she wakes up in the middle of the night and catches you watching Deadwood on DVD, you don’t get to hear from her how wrong their language is — because at midnight, when it is not appropriate for a kid to be up, it is situationally appropriate for curse words to be playing on the DVD player. Such is the moral relativism with which we urbane, liberal types raise our kids …

… but it still comes back at you. My daughter was commenting about how an older boy is always picking her up and how “inappropriate” his behavior is. So my wife says “well, tell him not to pick you up”. To which my daughter responded: “but I LIKE it when he picks me up”. Her teenage years are gonna be fun …

 
 

Isn’t Nugent supposed to be dead or in jail?

 
 

Isn’t Nugent supposed to be dead or in jail? – Bitter Scribe

I’m sure he’ll figure the SOTU will be his chance to get himself dead or in jail. Or maybe not. Someone who pooped himself to dodge the draft will go to great lengths to keep himself alive and out of jail. So no doubt just not keeping his word on being dead or in jail is much easier than all the things the Nuge has done in the past to keep himself alive and out of jail.

 
 

You should have sent that one to Substance McGravitas.

All this time I thought I could win his heart by being witty and charming.

And I thought I could do it via competitive synchronized haiku yodeling. Durnit.

Sillies, the way to that man’s heart is through animated gifs, or “Wide Open Ass” pictures, IYKWIMAITTYD. Don’t make me link! Ah, who am I fooling? I haven’t got the intestinal fortitude to link to that post.

 
 

I could tweak it but she wouldn’t let me suck on it.

Well, yeah, you’re not the devil.

 
 

somewhere along the way, i saw pictures of a lady with a nipple on the bottom of her foot

Although usually presenting on the milk line, pseudomamma can appear as far away as the foot.

do I have to be the one to post the required “pictures or it didn’t happen” response to your revelation?

Sorry, DAS. Some things I regret not photographing.

Here, you can refer to this [NSFW!!!] instead.

Also, too, this [kinda NSFW?] for bbkf.

 
 

Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure

Has no one mentioned the pubic hair? Oh, the shame, oh, the ignominy, if the pubic hair were to go public.

 
 

lady with a nipple on the bottom of her foot

Well that gives “toe cheese” a whole ‘nother meaning.

 
 

There is no more pubic hair in Hollywood.

At least not any that isn’t affixed to muslin strips with beeswax.

 
 

Jeezus. If we have to push peak wingnut any higher, it’ll be geostationary.

From ground zero of Obama era conspiracy theories comes the conspiracy theory to top them all: that CIA nominee John Brennan is himself a Muslim.

Yes, it’s as fucking looney as you expect.

 
 

Will the Last Conservative please turn out the lights?

Are you kidding me??? They’ll flip every switch on the way out of the house…I know, it was rhetorical…

 
 

Jeezus. If we have to push peak wingnut any higher, it’ll be geostationary.

Peak Wingnut and associated concepts have moved their office’s to the wsingularity at the center of the galaxy. they will never be seen, only the gamma rays from the winghole and jets of gas will prove that they exist…

 
 

Thanks pup. And to think that the concept of toe cheese could have remained outside my ken for life as well as ancillary foot nipples.

I guess it’s time for din din.

 
 

After reading bughunter and Allison (who can’t be bothered) It really is time for dinner, before I do any research into hair (pubic or public/ or god forbid, both)… Not sure I need hamburger flying out of my nose.

brb

 
 

Shakezula said,
February 11, 2013 at 15:38

Of course our Righteous Friends were holding their noses when they voted for Dubya. They were holding them so close to his anus all you needed was a sewing needle and a few inches of thread to create a human cephalopod.

Yes indeedy. Funny how the world has changed in retrospect, ain’t it?Quite Orwellian: “we have always hated Karl Rove. And George Bush. And whomever else is the enemy du jour”.

 
 

oh jaysus flipping christ…just saw this on fb:

SHARE THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

Micro Chip Implant Coming March 23, 2013
The New Health Care (Obama care) law H.R. 3590 Also HR 4872 requires all US citizens to have the RIFD implanted

This evil plan is being launched by America. its a micro chip injected in your hand. it will contain all your personal data heath and bank accounts etc. its also a GPS device being monitored. they can deactivate it at any time if they find you suspicious or not loyal to their government or go against them or their system and you will lose everything you ever had. soon this device will be made common just like they did credit cards, turning paper money into digital money. means nothing is physically in your hand. it will be made a must for every citizen with time according to their plan and then they will spread it outside America so they can monitor and control as many people as they can and turn them into slaves with their digital technologies.

this device is the future or slavery

BEWARE of this EVIL DEVICE. if you don’t believe me do your own research before you come to argue or debate.

warn more people create this awareness do more research on your own and save yourself from this NEW DEVILRY.READ THE OBAMACARE BILL then google a class 2 medical device. Then say to yourself this is not going to happen,

i weep for humankind…

 
 

“we have always hated Karl Rove. And George Bush. And whomever else is the enemy du jour”.

And that torrent of semi-coherent yet credible death threats against the Dixie Chicks were all from liberal infiltrators trying to make conservatives look bad.

 
 

OH NO NOT FEMALE BREAST NIPPLES!!!

So CBS is only worried about “female breast nipples”. What about SHITTING DICK NIPPLES? (for the love of Dog, don’t Google that)

 
 

Then say to yourself this is not going to happen

I’m just going to skip straight to this.

 
 

The way to a man’s heart is with a rib spreader. Or, for fans of Randolph Mantooth, a porta-power.

 
 

the way to that man’s heart is through […] “Wide Open Ass
Certainly one way, but far from the most direct.

a lady with a nipple on the bottom of her foot
And now for something completely different!

SHARE THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
I MUST SHARE BUT OBAMACHIP IS CONTROLLING MY PC

 
 

Damn those fast-typing polar-bear paws.

 
 

The flu has focused my attention on this little glowing screen…

 
 

I just had a POOP that made me feel like I’d slept for 12 hours.
.

 
 

I’m just going to skip straight to this.

And I am glad that the burger and fries are safely past the duodenum. Also, too, I will be following this sage advice.

🙂
….

/Thanks for the grin

 
 

I just had a POOP that made me feel like I’d slept for 12 hours.

pics or it didn’t happen!
.
.
.
.
…oh…wait…

 
 

The flu has focused my attention on this little glowing screen…

so now we’re having flu gin?

 
 

hubbkf is now enchanted with soft core french porn…is this just a phase? should i be worried? or should i reap the benefits?

house of pleasure is really pretty good, btw…

 
 

How could a thread about boobs at the Grammy’s miss this picture of Ellen doing a double take at Katy Perry’s boob-tastic dress? I am shocked and appalled at all of you.

Also, Pluto’s moon should be called Yuggoth. End of story.

 
 

That way when she wakes up in the middle of the night and catches you watching Deadwood on DVD,…

DAS, have I mentioned how much I love your mind?!?!?!?

To which my daughter responded: “but I LIKE it when he picks me up”. Her teenage years are gonna be fun.

You may be in a spot of trouble, but I am sure that you are raising a sharp kid and have instilled a sense of critical thinking and awareness of boundaries. You may, however wish to take a visit to the nearsedt six flags, Coney, or King’s Islands and prepare yourself by taking a few roller coaster rides…

 
 

Soft core french porn is a gateway drug. Before he knows it, petite breasts and fleeting glimpses of pubic hair won’t be enough. He’ll need full frontal Italian prime time pornography, then Swedish ethnographic schlick flicks, Czech silicone-enhanced lesbian cunnilingographies, American megaphallic anal gonzo, hardcore Russian teen gangbang epics, and eventually German scat bondage.

My recommendation is to just short circuit the entire slippery slope… tie him up and sit on his face.

 
 

…or should i reap the benefits?

I’m looking really hard at the third door, bbkf. Reap away sister!!!

We can catch back up in an minutehour or two…
😉

 
 

My recommendation is to just short circuit the entire slippery slope…

There was a reason I missed this place, I just couldn’t quite put my finger on why…
🙂

 
 

Pitchers and Catchers should be hitting spring training soon!!!!

WoooooooToTheFuckingHooooooooooo!!!

 
 

Soft core french porn is a gateway drug. Before he knows it, petite breasts and fleeting glimpses of pubic hair won’t be enough

well, he’s already moved on to ‘anatomy of hell’ which is…failry hard core…i need to go find some rope…

 
 

well, he’s already moved on to ‘anatomy of hell’ which is…failry hard core…i need to go find some rope…

I recommend the Brows Held High episode about that movie.

 
 

Soft core french porn

Come with me to the casbah, we will make beautiful music together…

 
 

short circuit the entire slippery slope

Electricity and personal lubricants are a bad combination.

 
 

Also, Pluto’s moon should be called Yuggoth. End of story.

These are two additional moons. Yuggoth and Mi-Go, then.

 
 

My glutes got a workout, today.

See, to scrub the collection tubes (which are at the top of the clarifier; 16′ long, 18″ wide PVC pipes with 3/4″ holes drilled into the top of them every 6″), one must stand atop the clarifying tubes, which are an array of thin, paper-like membranes inside a frame that is made of aluminum… about the thickness of your average beer can. So, you can’t stand directly on this array, no — you’d crush the fucking stuff. No, you use something like snowshoes to walk on this — pieces of plywood, to distribute the weight.

Dragging/scooting these pieces of plywood with a leg, boot-tip or broom handle is pretty exhausting.
.

 
 

… for an old, fat guy, anyway.
.

 
 

Spear, I made it to tampon tea…I know he had to go there, I just chose not to stay.

Thanks for the link BTW.

 
 

YOG_SOTHOTH!

 
 

The boss said, “Tell him to try the weld IF he thinks there’s enough material there to make it last 14.5 years.”

“What happens in 14.5 years, boss?”

“I retire.”
.

 
 

Dragging/scooting these pieces of plywood with a leg, boot-tip or broom handle is pretty exhausting.

I am glad this is not a daily part of your job, but your ham’s will be happy with the help.
🙂
.

 
 

I am glad this is not a daily part of your job, but your ham’s will be happy with the help.

If I had known that desk jobs were going to be impossible for me to get in 2012, I might have started taking better care of myself in 1980.
.

 
 

Job creator Joe Walsh has gone Galt. Will anyone notice that he’s removed his productivity? Besides his ex-wife and child, I mean.

 
Confused Catholic
 

Who’d a thought the pope had a retirement plan?

..and who did he submit his resignation letter to?

 
 

Speaking of which, where the hell are Katy Perry’s nipples? Inquiring minds want to know.

 
 

where the hell are Katy Perry’s nipples?

Apparently she does have them [NSFW, technically], they’re just not particularly prominent…

Her cameltoe, on the other hand: memorable.

(This may be the “puffy bare skin around the genital region” that CBS prudes wished to spare us.)

 
 

Like pooping oneself to dodge the draft? Serial pedophilia? Treason and president threatening?

Like turning himself into a perfect piece of skeet for Sadlies to shoot:

Nugent recently became “an exclusive WND columnist,” and told Media Matters that he was attracted to the website’s audience of “bold, straight truth-logic celebrants with whom I share honest American common sense.”

We wish birther loons, Rapture-ready Xianists, and one-world-government yahoos were the only ones:

Despite Nugent’s history of making inflammatory comments, often in the context of race, he has been treated by mainstream media as a credible source of information in the gun policy debate.

 
 

where the hell are Katy Perry’s nipples?

I volunteer to lead to the expedition to find them.

 
 

I dunno. In what sane universe are “Ted Nugent” and “credible source” of any information in the same sentence without a resounding negative?

I know, I know. WingnutWorld is its own universe, and standards of sanity and logic do not apply.

 
 

where the hell are Katy Perry’s nipples?

Apparently she does have them [NSFW, technically], they’re just not particularly prominent…

Oh, my. That poor woman looks as though her boobs were installed by someone who thinks Frank Miller draws from life.

 
 

I remember someone calling the tradition of Hindu wives to immolate themselves in their husband’s bonfire The Circle of Wife.

Was it Barbara Walters?

 
 

Oh, my. That poor woman looks as though her boobs were installed by someone who thinks Frank Miller draws from life.

You mean Frank Miller of Charlie Brown fame?

 
 

What’s weird is that Katy Perry’s are real. She is like an old-fashioned pinup girl.

 
 

Hey, what up?

I heard that there were Female Breast Nipples and I had to go check it out.

PS. Is it true that Benny’s stepping down in preparation for Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate? Looking forward to hunting some Deviljho with Josef Ratzinger.

 
 

What’s weird is that Katy Perry’s are real. She is like an old-fashioned pinup girl.

The funniest description I ever read of her was that she was a “trashy version of Zooey Deschanel”.

PS. Is it true that Benny’s stepping down in preparation for Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate? Looking forward to hunting some Deviljho with Josef Ratzinger.

I heard he was joining the cast of “Glee”.

 
 

wev. Dude is going to have the best business cards.

Joe Ratzinger, Pope(retired)

 
 

Joe Ratzinger, Pope(retired)

I think his buddies will call him, Smoking Joe. Now, will a retired Pope be called “Your Ex Holiness”?

 
 

The funniest description I ever read of her was that she was a “trashy version of Zooey Deschanel”.

That *is* funny, though I don’t her particularly trashy. I looooooooooooooathed Katy Perry’s first hit, but have enjoyed some of her pop confections since. She kinda won me over when I saw her fairytale-themed vid for “Wide Awake.” It’s so me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0BWlvnBmIE

 
 

Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

February 12, 2013 at 14:53

Ex Benedict?

[Love]

 
 

PS. Is it true that Benny’s stepping down in preparation for Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate? Looking forward to hunting some Deviljho with Josef Ratzinger.

I heard he was joining the cast of “Glee”.

I read he’s going to coach football for Penn State, and I read it on the internet so it must be true.

 
 

I read it on the internet so it must be true.
bon jour!

 
 

French model, I love your work.

 
 

o my…abc news has revealed that teh pope had a secret pacemaker for years…isn’t that like lying? and what does that say?

 
 

Pitchers and Catchers should be hitting spring training soon!!!!

The porn motif has hit this thread pretty hard.

 
 

I looooooooooooooathed Katy Perry’s first hit, but have enjoyed some of her pop confections since.

Me too, also. I nearly sprained a muscle rolling my eyes the first time I heard it and was glad it didn’t last long. But I thought California Girls was a brilliant bit of pop – perfectly engineered audio candy.

Music is like food. Some music is like steak, some like a potluck casserole, some like fine haute cuisine, and some is like junk food. There’s good and bad examples of each…

And Katy Perry is like Skittles.

Sexy skittles with crazy eyes and hawt bewbs.

 
 

I HATE “California Girls.” But am 1000% behind the rest of your post.

 
 

bbfk, I think it says “You leave him alone, he’s got a weak chest!”

Because only a heartless monster would bother a sick old man with questions about aiding and abetting pedophiles, don’tcherknow.

 
 

So, bughunter, where on the slope does Futanari Village fall? (Link is NSFW, may be NSF the neurotypical brain.)

 
 

You mean Frank Miller of Charlie Brown fame?

Probably. Frank Miller, the subject of this Styrofoam Tits post at Making Light.  it’s so old, the triggering illo link has gone bye-bye. 

When searching for that post, I learned a new thing. I used “squeaking boobs” for my search in the search machine, having a vague memory of squeaking being mentioned in the post, and discovered that implants squeak enough IRL to come up on that search. I feel very sorry for the girls of today, getting bombarded with the unreal as the ideal. 

Also, my apologies to Ms. Perry, if those are indeed real, for assuming her boobs are the result of Art, not Nature. I’m still kinda sorry for her – they look very uncomfortable. I’ve never heard her sing – I’ve avoided “Idol” and its kin on principle. I saw one of the early eps in an arc once, realized they were choosing bad singers too, to laugh at, and didn’t like the cruelty. 

 
 

and SLEEP(15)–

 
 

“);SELECT+SLEEP(15)/*

 
 

);BEGIN+DBMS_LOCK.SLEEP(15);END;–

 
 

“;waitfor delay’0:0:15′–

 
 

Lemme start teh ball rolling.

Robert Silverburg for Pope.

Wonder if he’s still nominating himself. He’d certainly be an impressive looking Pope, and I think he has the ego for it. The Roman Catholics could do a lot worse (and have – the Vatican, not so much). Too bad they’d never go for it, him not even being a Christian and all; though, by their actions, I’d say most in the halls of religious power aren’t either.

 
 

Hah! Anonymous SQL injection fail. Wotta maroon.

Also:

Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

February 12, 2013 at 15:05 (kill)

Lemme start teh ball rolling.

Robert Silverburg for Pope.

I think we should start a rumor that somebody figured out that you don’t have to be catholic to be pope (due to some fake ancient illuminati text or some shit), and then get a bunch of wingnuts fighting about which current dumbass evangelical should be the new pope. Maybe we can get AIPAC in on it too — Joe Lieberman for pope!

 
 

Joe Lieberman for pope!

Think he’d try to use the Vatican as a base for nukes? They certainly have the resources to buy a few.

 
 

Madonna could be pope, she’s already got the holy-sounding name and sparkly wardrobe.

 
 

Madonna could be pope, she’s already got the holy-sounding name and sparkly wardrobe.

She’d lose in the morals department. She has too many. Also, she’s an uppity female.

 
 

FYI: Our hosts have bestowed a new thread upon us…

 
 

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Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
Ex Benedict?

AHEM.

 
 

Dammit Bimler. Leave some easy ones for teh rest of us.

 
 

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