The Democrats always want you to believe that they are straight-shooters — unless of course the pistol is aimed at them, then they want those who couldn’t hit the side of a barn door if their life depended on it, pulling the trigger.

just look at that, in all its glory. this may be the most self-evident sentence in human history. it’s…it’s…full of stars? it’s fucking perfect.

just for the record, i would like to suggest that yes, should someone have a gun aimed at my head, i would very very very VERY much like that person to have terrible aim. indeed that would be my most fervent desire at that moment. i’m confident that this is not a partisan stance–i believe strongly it cuts across any political divide and is the very fact that could bring us all, islamaladingdongfascist and christiantheocratlunatic alike, together, creating a beautiful world where kaye’s shirt could double as a chador.

And that’s my opinion!

The fact is K-Gro’ is a product of the wingnut welfare system. If the wingnuts truly embraced free entreprise, more literate wingnuts would be writing these paens to Democracyâ„¢ and Freedomâ„¢. And the terrorliberalfasclamocists®© would already be defeated.

Some of Jeb Bush’s biggest supporters would take issue with you on that. The ex-Batistas now waiting for their chance to re-conquer Cuba have been doing their best to turn the Everglades into a sugar-cane monoculture. Always remember, if there’s something ugly being done, there’s a nest of Repubs hoping to make a dirty dollar off it…

you’re forgetting the very real possibility that she thinks the Biblical name “Cain” is spelled “Cane.”

Then why didn’t she capitalize it?

…why didn’t she capitalize it?

OK. I’ll stop.

Anyone who read anything aside from Andy Capp comic strips would have a better command of the language than Kaye.

Or maybe “caine” is too close to “cocaine,” and she’s trying to throw us off the scent! As it were.

Go ye therefore then and procure yourself an egg custard, 2 liters of soda,
and several microwavable packages of popcorn, all the while stuffing your socks with burgers to boost your flagging pace …

Okay, who made the funny? Own up, you, and I’ll start the petition to get you Kaye’s job.

Meaning: Wait til you see what I’m capable of when I deal in facts!

(If this isn’t proof that the Internet has attained self-consciousness and can now write, however badly, its own commentary, I don’t know what is.)

That’s the problem with the wingnuts in general. They use empty phrases, meaningless words, that only ever sound like they mean something. Cane/Cain sound the same. But if the speaker would have misspelled it, she wouldn’t know what it meant to use it in speech either.

Alternatly;
Dilbert: “Hey, wait a minute, I didn’t DO any of this!”
Catbert: “You should of thought of that before I forged your confession.”

I wonder if you can boil glue and inject it directly into your veins…