Feb
2

The NRA has a Hit List




Posted at 22:47 by Cerberus

In a world, where the NRA has completely lost the plot…

No. That’s not sarcasm, the NRA has a ginormous list of “enemies” “with Anti-Gun policies”* that it’s decided to pop up on their main site with a “who will rid me of this meddlesome priest” air.

And, Bob help me, it might be one of the crackiest lists I have ever seen. The list of enemies includes some obvious candidates:

Coalition to Stop Gun Violence

Committee for the Study of Handgun Misuse & World Peace

Disarm Educational Fund

But the rest of the list seems wholly designed to eliminate any possible avenue of support that the NRA could hope to have.

Like the blacks:

Black Mental Health Alliance

Congress of National Black Churches, Inc.

National Political Congress of Black Women

National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Maya Angelou – Poet

Southern Christian Leadership Conference

But, really, that’s just obvious… wait, was one of those a single name?

Can’t focus on that, what about the jews or the latin@s?

Union of American Hebrew Congregations

Anti-Defamation League

B`nai B`rith

Central Conference of American Rabbis

National Council of La Raza

And can’t forget about women.

General Federation of Women`s Clubs

League of Women Voters of the United States

National Coalition Against Domestic Violence**

National Organization for Women

YWCA of the U.S.A.

But let’s be honest, most of those are hippie liberal type groups and the various minority scum they support. It’s not like the NRA is going after anyone who matters like the most persecuted group ever: White American Christians.

Unitarian Universalist Association

United Methodist Church, General Board & Church Society

Mennonite Central Committee-Washington Office

Lutheran Office for Governmental Affairs, Evangelical Lutheran Church in America

Episcopal Church-Washington Office

U.S. Catholic Conference, Dept. of Social Development

Yep.

And at this point, the NRA begins to go off the rails into pure hilarity.

Know who’s pure Satan? How about doctors?

American Medical Association

American Academy of Pediatrics

American Academy of Ambulatory Care Nursing

American Association for the Surgery of Trauma

American Association of Neurological Surgeons

American Nurses Association

Teachers?

American Association of School Administrators

American Federation of Teachers

The fucking PTA?!?

National Parent, Teachers Association

And it just keeps getting better:

AFL-CIO

American Civil Liberties Union

AARP

Yeah, that’s right, old people are on their shit list.

American Bar Association

And there go all the lawyers.

American Firearms Association

Wait, what? They’re going after other fucking gun owners?!?

There are so many wonderful insane entries to enjoy that you almost forget that it gets crazier later on. Next up we get the individual enemy list which really needs to be seen to be believed.

Richard Dean Anderson – Actor

Kevin Bacon – Actor

Alec Baldwin – Actor

Boys II Men – Pop Group
Jon Bon Jovi – Singer

Dr. Joyce Brothers – Psychologist/Author

Mel Brooks – Actor/Director

Sean Connery – Actor

Ellen Degeneres – Actress

Richard Dreyfus – Actor

Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds – Singer

Nora Ephron – Director

Doug Flutie – NFL player

Art Garfunkel – Singer

Geraldo – TV personality

Bryant Gumbel – TV Personality

Yes, that’s right. The sportscaster is on their shit list.

Lisa Kudrow – Actress

k.d. lang – Singer

And with that, you’ve lost every lesbian forever.

Tara Lipinski – Former Olympian

Barry Manilow – Singer

Mase – Singer

MA$E? Really? A huge number of songs were about firing his gat and shit, how the hell did he end up on your enemy list?

Natalie Merchant – Singer

N Sync – Music group

Oh come on. N’Sync hasn’t been together in over a fucking decade. Now you’re just making shit up.

Leonard Nimoy – Actor

Michelle Pfieffer – Actress

Mary Lou Retton – Former Olympian

Robert Redford – Actor/Director
Anne Rice – Writer

Neil Simon – Playwright

Patrick Stewart – Actor

Sting – Singer

Jonathan Taylor Thomas – Actor

Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Sting? Is this an old list from the 90s or something? Are you such out-of-touch shut-ins that you have been unaware of the movement of pop culture in the last decade or more?

The Temptations – Pop Group

The Temptations?!? Are they even still alive? One sec… (fire up google machine) huh, what do you know, they’re even still touring and releasing their 49th album. Well, good for them.

Oprah Winfrey – Entertainer

Dick Van Dyke – Actor

Ahmet Zappa -Actor
Diva Zappa -Actress
Dweezil Zappa – Musician
Gail Zappa -
Moon Zappa -Actress

Yeah, that’s right, every single one of Frank Zappa’s kids. Man, they must have hated him.

Oh and let’s not forget that any political cartoonist who has ever penned anything even remotely critical of the NRA apparently needs to die too.

Tom Oliphant- Columnist

Tim Toles – Cartoonist
Garry Trudeau – Cartoonist

And then when our sides can’t take it anymore. We get the companies.

American Century Companies
James E. Stowers, CEO
4500 Main St., 4th Floor
Kansas City, MO 64111
(816) 531-5575
www.americancentury.com
Mutual Fund & Stock Investment Company on NYSE

Blue Cross Blue Shield – Kansas City
John P. Mascotte, President
P.O. Box 419169
Kansas City, MO 64141
(816) 395-2222
Healthcare Company

Hallmark Cards
Irvine O. Hockaday, President & CEO
P.O. Box 418307
Kansas City, MO 64141
(816) 274-5111
www.hallmark.com
Greeting Card Company

Kansas City Royals
David Glass, CEO
P.O. Box 419969
Kansas City, MO 64141
(816) 921-8000
www.kcroyals.com
Pro Baseball Team

Levi Strauss & Co.
Robert D. Haas, Chairman
Philip Marineau, CEO
Peter A. Jacobi, President and COO
1155 Battery St.
San Francisco, CA 94111
(415) 501-6000
FAX (415) 501-3939
www.levistrauss.com
Clothing

Sara Lee Corporation
Sara Lee Foundation
Three First National Plaza
Chicago, IL 60602-4260
Phone: 312-726-2600
www.saralee.com
Fax: 312-726-3712

Followed by pretty much every news organization known to man.

It’s a strange feeling. Growing up, the NRA has always been an immovable force in the political landscape. One of the few lobbies that no amount of public outrage can remove from the levers of political power.

But now? They’re gibbering about sniper nests in the classrooms and publishing hate lists that include every last motherfucker on the planet.

Suddenly, they are no longer scary. They no longer seem immovable. They don’t even fully seem relevant anymore. Even the gun nuts themselves are becoming hesitant about being chained to this fucking lead anchor of an organization.

Perhaps, for the first time, we can begin to hope that things might change. That sanity might return to the gun debate. And that things, for the first time, might change for the better.

Now excuse me, I’m running late for a meeting with cadre brothers Peter Bonerz and Matt Damon at the local YWCA for our annual anarchist barbeque and Gun-Owner torture ceremony.

*I can’t even begin to mine all the comedy out of this one, so please, list your favorite inclusions in the comment sections.

**And there’s a tell right there about what they actually support.

92 Comments »

  1. scottmichael said,

    February 2, 2013 at 22:52

    You can pry my “Night in Tunisia” vinyl copy from my COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!

  2. Mark B. said,

    February 2, 2013 at 22:56

    Manilow? Well, I guess this proves that the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily a friend. If it were ever in doubt.

  3. Smut Clyde said,

    February 2, 2013 at 22:59

    Not seeing the Beatles on the list…

    I would advise the Corporate Persons on that list to use their 2nd-Amendment rights to stock up on heavy artillery, for defense against litigation and hostile take-over bids.

    In other news, the NRA is apparently opposed to the existence of lists of gun owners, for fear that they might be targetted for harassment.

  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:00

    Perhaps, for the first time, we can begin to hope that things might change. .

    If only we had some non-corrupt politicians to take advantage…
    ~

  5. Major Kong said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:04

    Because that whole “Enemies List” thing worked out so well for Nixon?

  6. Hoosier X said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:06

    the NRA is apparently opposed to the existence of lists of gun owners, for fear that they might be targetted for harassment.

    Well, the only place “conservative” and “consistent” are anywhere near each other is in the dictionary.

  7. Major Kong said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:09

    Soon they’ll just have drones following everyone in and out of the gun stores.

    Hey, if you’re not doing anything wrong you don’t have anything to worry about – right?

  8. Cerberus said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:10

    Smut Clyde-

    IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION is a truism for a reason.

    And again we have proof that whenever wingnuts start whining about being oppressed or fearing being oppressed, it’s time to take a closer look at exactly what they’re doing.

  9. tensor said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:11

    Richard Dean Anderson I can understand. He took one of “MacGyver’s” defining character traits — brains over firepower — and ran with it. But Sean Connery? Seriously? The guy who glamorized packing heat in a way not even the most jingoistic WWII movies or Westerns ever managed to do? The actor whose character made urban carrying smooth and sexy, not the act of a hard-boiled detective or Mafia mook? THAT Sean Connery? Wow. Just wow.

  10. blowback said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:30

    Nora Ephron – do they fear her more now she is dead than when she was alive. Who’ll raise this turbulent journalist, essayist, playwright, screenwriter, novelist, producer, director, and blogger from the dead?

    ps. I do know she was cremated so it would be rather difficult.

  11. D Johnston said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:31

    Is this an old list from the 90s or something?

    Well, Nora Ephron’s on that list and she’s been dead for half a year, so it’s at least that old.

    Most likely, this thing was populated by harvesting names from petitions, member lists, or news articles. If human eyes ever saw this thing before it went out, I’d be shocked.

  12. S. cerevisiae said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:34

    Mary Lou Retton? What in the name of Cthulhu did she do to offend the Gun Lords?

  13. D Johnston said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:41

    Looks like I was a bit behind the curve on this one.

    But yeah, this thing was auto-generated for sure. Harvesting names for lists yields all sorts of strange results. A few years back, some website tried to compile a list of “self-hating Jews” using automatic generation and wound up including a surprising number of rabbis. Not that it matters, because no one actually reads these lists – you’re just supposed to marvel at the length.

  14. The Frito Pundito said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:43

    I’m starting to think NOT openly carrying a gun is grounds for inclusion.

  15. bbkf said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:49

    when i first read the list the other day, i was absolutely gobsmacked that they would be pissy about doctors…for christ sakes…then i got a kick out of it because of the out of dateedness of it…and again, linda dano? rilly? but what i really find cockeyed about the whole thing is how much money many of the names on the list have made off of guns and our rabid gun culture…indeed, have even contributed to it…

  16. D Johnston said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:51

    After a little bit of webcrawling, I’m not sure that the American Firearms Association still exists. They have a website that’s been offline for at least 15 years, a few posts to an old newsgroup circa 1996, and a Facebook page with no content. Most likely, it was an a group hastily assembled during the first debate over assault weapons that has long since dispersed.

    The NRA puts out these lists on a regular basis, they’re just usually ignored. All evidence is that each “new” list is just the old list with their enemies du jour added in. Again, no one is meant to actually read these things, it just makes it look like the NRA is actually doing something.

  17. Smut Clyde said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:56

    THAT Sean Connery? Wow. Just wow.
    I don’t know if the “The gun is Good” messaging from Zardoz was meant to be taken literally.

  18. bbkf said,

    February 2, 2013 at 23:58

    you’re just supposed to marvel at the length.

    so, again….another weiner substitution…

  19. Oregon Beer Snob said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:08

    I’m kinda surprised The Brady Bunch isn’t listed, what with them being behind the Brady bill and all.

  20. Oregon Beer Snob said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:12

    Also, too: somebody with a name like Johnny Wayne or Charlie Heston should start writing anti-gun blogs and try to get on the list.

  21. wiley said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:13

    Dick Van Dyke is still alive?! I imagine he’d like to see his name anywhere.

  22. bughunter said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:15

    Umm… Where’s Bob Costas? Jon Stewart?

    Gun toting Slackers.

  23. N__B said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:17

    It comes as no surprise that the NRA has a big enema list.

    What?

  24. mr. mike said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:22

    Speaking of lunatics, anybody ever heard of Fred Reed, the owner of fredoneverything.net? He recently did a column on gun control:

    “Thoughts Following the Inauguration of Septimius Severus
    We’re Screwed

    January 22, 2013

    I’ve been thinking about fault lines, and fractures, and diversity, and when it’s all going to implode. I hope I’m still around because it is going to be one gorgeous show. Few things are as entertaining as a truly good disaster.

    What is going to kill us is diversity. It isn’t working well. By diversity I mean here the intermixing of large groups of people holding utterly differing and opposed values. There is too damned much diversity in America. It isn’t getting better.

    The current donnybrook over guns is not a political question, like whether to raise or lower taxes. It is a clash of civilizations, a confrontation between two groups who seriously don’t like each other and hold irreconcilably different views of life. The two would be happier in separate countries, an idea that has occurred to them. It is that bad.

    …..Cultures are stubborn things. Citizens of Uganda, Haiti, and Detroit are far more similar to each other than to European whites in their attitudes to schooling, crime, work, entrepreneurship, and the role of government. Venezuelans, Mexicans, and Uruguayans differ in various ways, but are more like each other than like Europeans. White Americans resemble Europeans much more than they resemble Africans, Moslems, or Mexicans. We really are African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, and European-Americans.

    The racial groups in the US do not have much in common, do not like each other. Diiversity.”

    …..and on it goes. I was thinking he could replace Adam Yoshida, unless this is an experiment in Poe’s Law (which I doubt.)

  25. N__B said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:25

    Does Fred propose killing all whites?

  26. bbkf said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:25

    There is too damned much diversity in America.

    hmmmm…fred is not a very good individualist, is he…

  27. John Revolta said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:35

    Well, it’s nice to see that SOMEBODY considers the Kansas City Royals to be a threat.

  28. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:42

    Well, it’s nice to see that SOMEBODY considers the Kansas City Royals to be a threat.

    *snrk*
    .

  29. Smut Clyde said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:46

    There is too damned much diversity in America.

    … and TOO MANY STATES.

  30. Smut Clyde said,

    February 3, 2013 at 0:52

    “Thoughts Following the Inauguration of Septimius Severus

    Quite a compliment to Obama, there.

  31. J Neo Marvin said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:06

    When you’ve begun to think like a gun…

  32. tigris said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:13

    Kevin Bacon – Actor

    So by extension everyone who’s ever acted.

  33. tigris said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:15

    Thoughts Following the Inauguration of Septimius Severus

    I thought African Americans had little in common with white Europeans?

  34. Fenwick said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:25

    the only place “conservative” and “consistent” are anywhere near each other is in the dictionary.

    I’m going to steal this.

  35. g said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:26

    I went to the NRA’s site and followed their “Contact us” link so that I could request that I be put on their enemies list.

    In their interface, you have to enter complete personal information, like your full name, street address and your telephone number. They will not accept your message without every field being complete.

    So it appears you have to provide more information to contact them with a comment than you do to buy a gun at a gun show.

  36. Fenwick said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:32

    Hoosier X: Sorry for leaving off credit for your gem.

    blowback said,

    Nora Ephron – do they fear her more now she is dead than when she was alive. Who’ll raise this turbulent journalist, essayist, playwright, screenwriter, novelist, producer, director, and blogger from the dead?

    No one will. That’s why you need to buy a shotgun to protect yourself from zombie Nora Ephron.

  37. John Revolta said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:33

    Seriously, what’s with all the KC hate on this list? We LOVE us some guns here. Why, 14 people got 2nd amendmentized in January alone! Go beat that, Atlanta!!

  38. Fenwick said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:37

    I’m kinda surprised The Brady Bunch isn’t listed, what with them being behind the Brady bill and all.

    Isn’t there also a quarterback or something?

  39. Fenwick said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:43

    There is too damned much diversity in America.

    Also the rent is too damn high.

  40. Wayne "the penis" LaPierre said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:44

    Hey I have an idea! To make us more popular and accepted let’s make a list of hugely popular people and organizations AND CALL THEM OUR ENEMIES!

  41. John Revolta said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:54

    Worked great for Nixon…………………………

  42. Cletus von Clausewitz said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:56

    I’ve got a little list,
    of targets that can’t be missed,
    my staff tells me no,
    that I shouldn’t tell you so,
    because you will think less of me the more I declare that they must go.
    I’ve got a little list,
    which I compile for media grist,
    of the famous and stubborn who will not pledge their troth,
    or at least their silence, to firearms or to bullets or preferably both,
    I tell it to the tame media, who tell it to the rubes, who never cared before but now express to loath.
    What happens next?
    What should I expect?
    Will Alec Baldwin and Maya Angelou apologize to me and to my gat?
    If something violent happens to them, should I have expected that?

  43. Helen said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:00

    Hey bbfk – don’t be so surprised about the docs. I used to work for a doc named Jeremiah Barondess. He started an initiative called “Doctor’s Against Handgun Violence” The only thing they advocated that physicians ask patients if they had a gun in their house and, if so, was it properly stored. The NRA went batshit crazy against Dr. B in a segment on 60 minutes. We LARFFED our butts off.

    As far as I’m concerned the only thing this list shows is that EVERYONE hates the fucking NRA.

  44. Al in PDX said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:18

    To quote Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles….
    “Piss on you, I’m working for Mel Brooks!”

  45. Shakezula said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:21

    For plain LOL worthiness, it is three-way tie between Geraldo (guess they couldn’t look up his last name), Levi Strauss, maker of comminu-socialist gear for the Red Army and Sara Lee.

    Sara Lee?

    Seriously? The company that makes the cakes and shit? The only organizations that might reasonably blacklist Sara Lee have the words Society and Endocrinology in their names.

    For a more evil chuckle I note they’ve gone after BC/BS of Kansas. I’m not sure why they picked that one Blue, but fucking with one Blue is like kicking one member of the Borg. Only this Borg has enough money to buy and sell your ass if it wants. Or it could just raise the rates for gun owners, and being a private company, you can scream about the 2d. Am. until you’re blue in the face and they don’t have to give a shit.

    And the loudest special-interest group in the history of mankind – The AMA.

    And dear fucking God, the Catholics. Yeah, that was brilliant.

    I don’t know about the rest of you all, but I’m really glad they published this list. Because I look forward to seeing fucknuggets like McCrank glubbering and flubggering when asked if he believes oh, let’s see … the Union of American Hebrew Congregations, is an enemy of the 2d Am., American and Freedoom! Or Tara Lipinski, who is what, 4″ tall and cute as a button? Yeah, there’s a Benedict Arnold for ya.

    Also, Anne Rice? She is quite fucking mad. I almost feel sorry for anyone who would mess with that woman.

  46. Shakezula said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:24

    J Neo Marvin said,

    February 3, 2013 at 1:06

    When you’ve begun to think like a gun…

    Infecting people with earworms is un-American. I’m reporting you to the NRA.

    In fact, I say we flood them with freedoom haters they missed. I call dibs on ratting out Fred Rogers. You never saw him with a gun, did you?

  47. Smut Clyde said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:32

    Infecting people with earworms is un-American. I’m reporting you to the NRA.

    Meanwhile over at LGM, commenter Hogan is prompted by a Warm Gun reference:

    And look how many people Maxwell Edison killed with a silver hammer. Are we now going to ban silver hammers?

  48. Barney said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:36

    Sylvester Stallone and Hallmark Cards – a political combination that can never be stopped …

  49. Pupienus said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:48

    Notice who’s NOT on the list? Creed, that’s right.

    *I haven’t actually seen the list, I’m just ASSuming

  50. Raenelle said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:53

    Of the original Temptations, Otis Williams is the only one left.

  51. Smut Clyde said,

    February 3, 2013 at 2:58

    Sylvester Stallone and Hallmark Cards

    The ‘I’ is red,
    The ‘O’ is blue.
    Be my valentine
    And I’ll drive the Russians out of Afghanistan for you.

  52. Shakezula said,

    February 3, 2013 at 3:19

    Does your wife like to drive the Russians out of Afghanistan? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

  53. Gzoref said,

    February 3, 2013 at 3:29

    My favorite is Andy Williams because he’s actually dead.

  54. mat said,

    February 3, 2013 at 4:14

    The wading pool is now the deep end.

  55. Pupienus said,

    February 3, 2013 at 4:15

    In a bit of synchronicity TIL Sean Connery took a gun from a guy who pointed it at him and made him flee.

    http://murderpedia.org/female.C/c/crane-cheryl.htm

    Can’t copy – do the CTL-F thing

  56. Spearhafoc, who waits dreaming in his house at R'lyeh said,

    February 3, 2013 at 4:32

    And I’ll drive the Russians out of Afghanistan for you

    Ahem. I think you’ll find that James Bond did that. Duh.

  57. eddie said,

    February 3, 2013 at 5:01

    “And with that, you’ve lost every lesbian forever.”

    Well, they did that at Ellen DeGeneres. And, possibly; it’s rumoured, Maya Angelou.

  58. J Neo Marvin said,

    February 3, 2013 at 5:02

    Infecting people with earworms is un-American. I’m reporting you to the NRA.

    Blame John Cale. And his old buddy Lou too:

    Carrying a gun
    Shooting with a gun
    Dirty animal…

  59. eddie said,

    February 3, 2013 at 5:02

    They can have Boyz II Men, but only if they take NKOTB and Dappy as well.

  60. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    February 3, 2013 at 5:34

    Inquiry: What is Dappy?
    .

  61. eddie said,

    February 3, 2013 at 5:38

    Oh. Dappy, is the english snoop dogg, or sommat:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/jan/17/dappy-guilty-affray-petrol-station

  62. eddie said,

    February 3, 2013 at 5:39

    …otherwise known as halfpac.

  63. DAS said,

    February 3, 2013 at 6:30

    So the NRA has this huge list of enemies and yet we still can’t get decent gun control passed? I guess having lots of guns really does help you win arguments.

  64. Smut Clyde said,

    February 3, 2013 at 7:26

    Ah, but it is only now that the enemies know of one another’s existence, and can coordinate their activities.

  65. Chris said,

    February 3, 2013 at 7:40

    Richard Dean Anderson I can understand. He took one of “MacGyver’s” defining character traits — brains over firepower — and ran with it.

    Also played a character in Stargate whose son shot himself with his service handgun. Though that was established before RDA played the character.

  66. MMM said,

    February 3, 2013 at 8:19

    Did Barack Obama not make the list? Huh…

  67. MMM said,

    February 3, 2013 at 8:22

    Also, I totally get why they put captain Picard on the list…cuz he was all about setting your phasers on stun and whatnot.

  68. Crissa said,

    February 3, 2013 at 10:46

    I bet there isn’t a single gun nut that doesn’t eat primarily Sara Lee products.

    Sheesh. Bad bread.

    (They’re trying, but they’ve eaten, moved, and downsized so many bakeries, quality is not their job #1…)

  69. mr. mike said,

    February 3, 2013 at 11:03

    I forgot to add something about Fred Reed, sage and stogey-sucker; he doesn’t even live in America anymore – he slinked away to Mexico some time ago.

    I gave you Fred because this site clued me into the trainwreck goodness of Bob “The Other McCain” and his white male Robin Quivers “Smitty” and I wanted to return the favor. As a bonus I’d like to mention IMAO, the mentally-disturbed blog of Frank J. Fleming and three other nutters. He (or the other guys) wanted to nuke the Moon in 2002…..they’re really into guns right now.

  70. Makhno said,

    February 3, 2013 at 11:40

    @tigris: Severus was mixed race, like Obama. I guess the reference is a) to that and b) to the way the Empire went to hell after his death, and not to the fact that he actuakly held it together for 18 years.

  71. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    February 3, 2013 at 11:54

    Cerb, Cerb, Cerb, how did you miss THIS?

    Peter Bonerz – Actor

    Fess up, which one of you added this to the NRA’s list?

  72. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    February 3, 2013 at 11:58

    Now excuse me, I’m running late for a meeting with cadre brothers Peter Bonerz and Matt Damon at the local YWCA for our annual anarchist barbeque and Gun-Owner torture ceremony.

    Sorry Cerb… gee, my foot tastes weird…

  73. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    February 3, 2013 at 12:10

    Nora Ephron – do they fear her more now she is dead than when she was alive. Who’ll raise this turbulent journalist, essayist, playwright, screenwriter, novelist, producer, director, and blogger from the dead?

    She’s kinda like Obi Wan Kenobi that way.

  74. Bozo the Cocksucker said,

    February 3, 2013 at 16:00

    THE INSIDIOUS EVIL OF THE TEMPTATIONS

  75. LittlePig said,

    February 3, 2013 at 16:27

    Fess up, which one of you added this to the NRA’s list?

    Bob Newhart would like a word with you.

  76. tigris said,

    February 3, 2013 at 17:42

    Severus was mixed race, like Obama. I guess the reference is a) to that and b) to the way the Empire went to hell after his death, and not to the fact that he actuakly held it together for 18 years.

    Oh poop. Too bad it wasn’t for gaining power by the killing of his predecessor by the Senate.

  77. Tara the Antisocial Social Worker said,

    February 3, 2013 at 18:01

    “Severus was mixed race, like Obama.”

    Sure, he was a half-blood prince, wizard and muggle. Everyone knows that.

  78. bughunter said,

    February 3, 2013 at 20:27

    Peter Bonerz – Actor

    It’s pronounced “Bay-ners.”

    “Pay-ter Bay-ners… Ohk-tar”

  79. MC Simon Milligan said,

    February 3, 2013 at 21:01

    Severus was mixed race, like Obama.

    Indeed. But unlike Obama, Severus was born in Africa.

  80. JohnR said,

    February 3, 2013 at 21:03

    No Lynyrd Skinner on that list? Man, after all the abuse they’ve taken over the years, too: what was ‘Saturday Night Special’, then – chopped liver?
    And Dappy is an apparently mentally deficient young man who formed a rap group a few years back, called N’Dubs, iirc. I’m not sure where he fits in all this. He seemed like a relatively likeable, if very, very dim, young fellow on that NMTB show in the UK a while back.

  81. JohnR said,

    February 3, 2013 at 21:09

    Also, too: “I call dibs on ratting out Fred Rogers. You never saw him with a gun, did you?”

    Fred Rogers didn’t need no gun.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM

  82. Alan in SF said,

    February 3, 2013 at 21:34

    Can’t believe they got Garfunkel but missed Oates.

  83. Telzey Amberdon said,

    February 3, 2013 at 23:10

    Question: is there a (hit) list of lobbyists for the NRA anywhere? Who is on the Board of Directors of this gig? It’s one thing to refer to the NRA in an amorphous fashion, but are we ever going to “target” (a euphemism, not really up for shooting anyone in the face here) the actual and specific human beings who back this crap?

  84. ijk said,

    February 3, 2013 at 23:54

    Shouldn’t this just go straight into a gun-control ad under the headline “These are the people who think the NRA goes too far” or something?

    Also I can’t believe that Chaka Khan has yet to draw a comment here.

  85. Gary Ruppert said,

    February 4, 2013 at 1:29

    The fact is, if you use your status as a public individual to advocate against our consitution you should be in jail for treason.

  86. histrogeek said,

    February 4, 2013 at 17:16

    When you have the Methodists, the League of Women Voters, the PTA, and the Kansas City Royals on your enemies list, you may need to peek above the barricade for just a second.
    I give them credit. There is probably no other list in human history as broad or varied as this one. Makes me wonder who they think their allies are. No one I would guess.

  87. Lex said,

    February 4, 2013 at 21:23

    I think we should all recirculate the list with the Sons of Confederate Veterans included, just to mess with them, and see how long it takes anyone to notice.

  88. eris said,

    February 6, 2013 at 5:48

    Darcia, Darcia, Darcia!

    That is all.

  89. Christine DeLisle said,

    February 14, 2013 at 5:47

    gee I want to be on this list.

  90. 59gibson said,

    February 22, 2013 at 20:38

    Have searched the list…. Great concern, the activist anti gun group “The Kings of the Delta Tiki Sound” didn’t make the list. A powerful group that interpreted many great Hawaiian songs in the style of John Lee Hooker, they often played at anti-NRA rallies around the nation. The surviving members (after the tragic “Wall of Science” fire) are living on Sara Lee cakes and old Levi’s. if nothing else Johhny Bamboo needs the satisfaction of NRA hatred

  91. Sadie Boyd said,

    April 14, 2013 at 17:12

    If the Temptations and Dick Van Dyke are on the list, I want in…how can I get on their list?

  92. cukrzycowy.eu said,

    July 14, 2013 at 13:16

    I get pleasure from, lead to I found exactly what I was taking a look for.
    You’ve ended my 4 day long hunt! God Bless you man. Have a great day. Bye

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