Perfesser Corncob instructs the hayseeds on proper gender roles. Surprise, surprise: those who resist the grand liberal project of the pussification of the western male — a giant pink floral-scented Death Star, as it were, aiming its menstrual and moody superlazer directly at the testicles of virtuous keyboard kommandos — will be rewarded with moar seks:
the guys who do the most lawn work, car repair, driving and bill-paying – traditional men’s jobs – who have the most sex in marriage, the study suggests. The same is true for women who do the most traditional female housework, according to the study published in the February issue of American Sociological Review. . . .
In other words, the study concludes: “Men or women may, in essence, be turned on (however indirectly) when partners in a marriage do more gender-traditional work.”
Also, too: Running with the metaphor..
Above: ‘This is Red Six, standing by.’