Jan
29

Anchor Baby Tantrum




Posted at 21:12 by HTML Mencken


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Shorter Michelle Malkin:

“Suicidal GOP senators join open-borders Dems for Shamnesty Redux”

While GOP leaders push amnesty, Dems rope more immigrants into welfare state”

  • Wahhh! BLARG!! Wahhh!! BLARG BLARG!!! Wahhh!!!

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27 Comments »

  1. DrDick said,

    January 29, 2013 at 21:22

    This coming from MalKKKin is particularly rich. She is obviously one of those who pulls up the drawbridge as soon as she is across.

  2. Helmut Monotreme said,

    January 29, 2013 at 21:23

    Can we really have an article about anchor babies without mentioning Mitt Romney?

  3. N__B said,

    January 29, 2013 at 21:28

    Make sure you wring out the shamnesty before cleaning your windshield.

  4. Chris said,

    January 29, 2013 at 21:48

    Question: If GOP senators were serious about cracking down on the systemic, dangerous, ongoing, persistent problem of illegal alien visa overstayers and the failure to enact an effective visa tracking system since before and well after 9/11 (read THIS), why haven’t they pushed for fixing it SEPARATE AND APART from amnesty measures?

    Answer: Because these cynical panderers are not serious about ending the backlog of more than 750,000 unvetted visa overstay records.

    Michelle Malkin discovers that water is wet, bears shit in woods and the Pope may be Catholic.

    YES, dear lady. Well done. You’ve uncovered the truth: the GOP leadership does not give a flying fuck about illegal immigration. Give yourself a hand. No, really, I insist. You deserve it. Go on, give yourself a hand. That’s it. There you go.

    Now, follow up question.

    Why are these cynical panderers not serious about ending the backlog of more than 750,000 unvetted visa overstay records, despite the “systematic,” “dangerous,” “ongoing,” “persistent” problem of illegal aliens that it creates?

    Discuss.

    Feel free to entertain outlandish possibilities like “because the Job Creators that we would bravely die for because they’re totally on our side like having a disenfranchised workforce with no rights and therefore no recourse against their employers.”

    Or even more outlandish possibilities like “we, the conservative people of these United States, like having an imported workforce to do the shitty jobs we consider too good for us, like picking avocados out in the hot sun.”

  5. Gerardo Ruperto said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:02

    Esta señora tiene toda la razón. La verdad es que nosotros los mexicanos somos unos sucios perdedores que abusan del estado de welfare y los beneficios que les tocan a los verdaderos americanos del Heartland. Deberían deportarnos a todos.

  6. Helmut Monotreme said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:04

    YES, dear lady. Well done. You’ve uncovered the truth: the GOP leadership does not give a flying fuck about illegal immigration. Give yourself a hand. No, really, I insist. You deserve it. Go on, give yourself a hand. That’s it. There you go.

    As an IT person who gets to compete with H1-B visa holders when jobs are posted, I wouldn’t mind something in the way of immigration reform. H1-B visas let employers outsource to Bangalore without the hassle of intercontinental conference calls. Every time I hear about the dramatic shortage of skilled IT professionals, I have to laugh.

    There are plenty of trained, experienced, IT professionals out there ready and willing to trade in their jobs at best buy or wherever they’ve had to take a job to make ends meet, and finally start getting some use out of their education. Few of them want to work at the insultingly low pay and mandatory overtime (well extra hours anyway, lots of programming jobs aren’t eligible for overtime) being advertised by the people crying about a shortage.

  7. Substance McGravitas said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:06

    Vete al infierno, Ruperto.

  8. Major Kong said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:14

    Every time I hear about the dramatic shortage of skilled IT professionals under age 50 and willing to work for low wages, I have to laugh.

    FIFYA

  9. tigris said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:18

    El hecho es que estoy enamorada.

  10. Bitter Scribe said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:25

    Yes, GOP, by all means stick with the round-them-up-and-ship-them-out approach. That’s worked so well for you, and the country, in the past.

  11. Gary Ruppert said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:33

    The fact is Gerardo Ruperto has been maskeraiding as an American citizen ever since Obama opened the borders and gave phones to all the illeagles.

  12. Helmut Monotreme said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:36

    What’s wrong with Gerardo? unlike Gary, he shows up at work on time and sober, makes his racist inflammatory comments with some style and flair and leaves when his shift is over. This is one of the benefits of NAFTA, our trolling has never been so economical or so spicy.

  13. g said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:36

    Phones for ill eagles? For house calls?

  14. g said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:42

    Can’t get out of the boat, those mangoes are going to be fermented and nasty. But what particular brand of mean-minded nastiness is la Malkina dredging up this time?

    I can’t remember what profession her parents were in when they emigrated – was it medical?

  15. Thread Bear said,

    January 29, 2013 at 22:46

    I don’t know about anchor babies, but the Real American Babies have gone from little fuzzballs to big fuzzballs.

  16. Substance McGravitas said,

    January 29, 2013 at 23:04

    Don’t know much about history
    Don’t know much biology
    Don’t know much about a science book
    Don’t know much about the French I took

    But I do know that I hate you
    And if I had a sword to run you through
    What a wonderful world this would be

  17. Smut Clyde said,

    January 29, 2013 at 23:08

    the Real American Babies have gone from little fuzzballs to big fuzzballs.

    Those are not kittens.
    I was expecting kittens.

  18. Shakezula said,

    January 29, 2013 at 23:13

    That last line is WAY too coherent for Ms. Malkontent.

    Substance McGravitas said,

    January 29, 2013 at 23:04

    XXOO.

    That is all.

  19. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    January 30, 2013 at 0:10

    Feel free to entertain outlandish possibilities like “because the Job Creators that we would bravely die for because they’re totally on our side like having a disenfranchised workforce with no rights and therefore no recourse against their employers.”

    Or even more outlandish possibilities like “we, the conservative people of these United States, like having an imported workforce to do the shitty jobs we consider too good for us, like picking avocados out in the hot sun.”

    I loved this proposed legislation, which kinda pulled the mask off the Tea Party for all but the stupidest to see.

  20. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    January 30, 2013 at 0:13

    Goddamnit, muffed the link… This is the legislation that should have tipped off the rubes.

  21. Shakezula said,

    January 30, 2013 at 0:36

    Or even more outlandish possibilities like “we, the conservative people of these United States, like having an imported workforce to do the shitty jobs we consider too good for us, like picking avocados out in the hot sun.

    As a bonus, when we really jack up the economy, these performers of shitty jobs make wonderful scapegoats for the now unemployed and desperate former performers of not quite as shitty jobs whom we have convinced are naturally superior due to their skin tone. Repeat after me: ‘Tukrjeebs!’

    Our experience with ginning up hate against Negroes, the Irish, the Polish, the Chinese, and goodness, we’ve done the Mexicans once before, haven’t we? At any rate, it always works well to keep people from ganging up to beat our lily white asses to a pulp and eventually results in physical violence. When it is perpetrated by the 2d lowest level against the lowest level, it keeps the performers of the shittiest jobs in line because we’ve trained them to fear the police and the police to regard them as not worthy of legal protection.

    When the lowest level eventually puts up some show of resistance we can distract the 2d lowest level with cries of outrage and horror, which results in more violence. Then we can satisfy them with heavy handed legal enforcement against the scapegoat to jour. Ah me, don’t you just love the sound of breaking skulls? Manuel, another martini, chop chop!

    Extenderated.

  22. Anonymous said,

    January 30, 2013 at 4:54

    Texas’ proposal to kick out all illegal immigrants (except the maids)

    Dominique Strauss Kahn would like to buy this headline a drink, and invite her back to his hotel room to play a robust game of “hide-the-Swiffer.”

  23. VCarlson said,

    January 30, 2013 at 4:57

    One of my college roomies had to take time out from studying to sponsor her dad for citizenship. He was an illegal immigrant, you see, being Chinese.

  24. jim, in yr paradigm-base killing yr narrative-dudes said,

    January 30, 2013 at 5:31

    This is plainly Obama’s fault – what kind of dummy goes with the name “Shamnesty” anyway?

    Reagan’s “Amnesty-Merica #1″ program was obviously far superior to Shamnesty!

  25. the prince of death said,

    January 30, 2013 at 9:08

    Poor Batboy, first born into a world he never made, then compared to a human monster like Michelle Malkin.

    I worry for his self-esteem.

  26. Stackozone said,

    January 30, 2013 at 11:20

    I, for one, gladly await the day Malkin-AnchorBaby fines & ignominously deports herself. Pour encourager les autres.

  27. JohnR said,

    January 30, 2013 at 19:55

    What a disturbing picture. You’d think our national media, no matter how puerile and tabloidy, would have some sense of self-respect and indeed basic humanity. At least the Bat-boy photo below has some legitimate news value.

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