Jan
28

Pamelot Is A Silly Place




Posted at 4:57 by HTML Mencken

News item:

A team of….scientists say new tests on comatose former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon show significant brain activity.

What General Sharon of Sabra and Shatila gains, Pam Gellar continues to lose. Here are a few Shorters to demonstrate:


Above: Shalom nom nom!

“Obama’s DOJ Targets Jewish Genius”

  • Obama had Eric Holder coerce Aaron Swartz’s suicide because Swartz was not a Muslim Black Panther but a Jew, and you know how Obama loves to murder Jews.

“30 Months? John Kiriakou should have gotten 30 years for treason for highly classfied leaks”

  • Anti-torture whistleblower John Kiriakou should totally rot in jail forever! BLARG!!!

“Like flies to ……”

  • Bwahahaha President Poop is brown and smelly and draws flies! HAHAHA!

“‘Defend the Modern World’ on Heroism”

  • A few racist football hooligans fap to my virtues and call me the greatest hero in American History, a sentiment to which I modestly concur.

“UK: Liberal Democrat MP David Ward says “the Jews” have not learned from the murder of six million in the Holocaust”

  • To openly question why Israelis continue to be abusive to minorities considering their own history as an abused minority is to be an antisemite Islamist sockpuppet and Holocaust enthusiast.

“The end of America: Why Romney lost”

  • According to Ayn Rand and a rabbi I know, the only hope for Jews is to emigrate before all the freeloaders who voted for Obama act on their greatest desire, which is to shove us all into ovens.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™

25 Comments »

  1. Pope Bandar bin Turtle said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:03

    It’s only a model!

  2. Bitter Scribe said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:07

    If that rabbi thinks this country is so fucked, why doesn’t he just go to Israel already?

  3. tigris said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:11

    According to Ayn Rand and a rabbi I know, the only hope for Jews is to emigrate before all the freeloaders who voted for Obama act on their greatest desire, which is to shove us all into ovens.

    Buh-bye!

  4. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:14

    Wow, this place is smoking crack! Two posts in ONE DAY?!
    .

  5. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:16

    (btw, I knew Colin Farrell couldn’t pull off a convincing “Git you azz to Mozzzzz!” and I was right, libs!)
    .

  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:51

    Mencken’s on a roll!

    Obama had Eric Holder coerce Aaron Swartz’s suicide because Swartz was not a Muslim Black Panther but a Jew, and you know how Obama loves to murder Jews.

    But wasn’t Swartz a liberal commie anti-IP law crusader? Why would Obamao have a fellow commie killed? Wheels within wheels, man… wheels within wheels!

  7. wiley said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:51

    I was just thinking about shoving a jew into an ove— wait.

    No. No I wasn’t. I was thinking about starting the dishwasher.

  8. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:52

    If that rabbi thinks this country is so fucked, why doesn’t he just go to Israel already?

    Fewer rubes to work the grift on.

  9. wiley said,

    January 28, 2013 at 5:54

    I’d like to see Carmen Ortiz fired by Holder, but for some reason I doubt that our President was encouraging her to ruin the young man’s life over something that MIT said wasn’t really that big of a deal..

  10. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    January 28, 2013 at 6:03

    My homeland is in the news tonight.

  11. Alexander von Humbug said,

    January 28, 2013 at 6:05

    If that rabbi thinks this country is so fucked, why doesn’t he just go to Israel already?

    Fewer rubes to work the grift on.

    But more rebbes.

  12. Smut Clyde said,

    January 28, 2013 at 6:08

    “Obama’s DOJ Targets Jewish Genius”
    “30 Months? John Kiriakou should have gotten 30 years for treason for highly classfied leaks”

    I have no idea why the prosecution of information-is-free campaigners is an outrageous assault of human rights in one case and wildly inadequate in a second case.

  13. Spearhafoc, who waits dreaming in his house at R'lyeh said,

    January 28, 2013 at 6:14

    At last! A thread with fewer than 100 replies by the time I get to it! Huzzah!

    Uh…

    Carry on, I guess.

  14. mainmati said,

    January 28, 2013 at 6:33

    This looks like a new model for Sadly No posts, maybe not but I like it anyway.

    However, Pam Gellar is a regular easy target; she is almost a self-parody. I expect a higher level of destruction of idiot right-wingers than an easy target like Gellar.

    I await a more nuanced right-wing target.

  15. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    January 28, 2013 at 6:42

    I await a more nuanced right-wing target.

    That boat sailed off years ago!

  16. Jennifer said,

    January 28, 2013 at 6:44

    I don’t know to what it is that we owe all this Menckeny goodness, but I like it!

  17. wiley said,

    January 28, 2013 at 6:57

    This is the old model for sadlyno! HTML Mencken and Tintin are the originals. Cerberus is the newby.

    I wouldn’t mind seeing more of the wingnuts photoshopped into the classic paintings. For old time’s sake.

  18. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    January 28, 2013 at 7:05

    I’d like to see Carmen Ortiz fired by Holder, but for some reason I doubt that our President was encouraging her to ruin the young man’s life over something that MIT said wasn’t really that big of a deal.

    John Kiriakou’s prosecution is tougher to excuse, Obama-Holder wise.
    ~

  19. wiley said,

    January 28, 2013 at 7:31

    Yeah. He is being a dick with declassification.

  20. A.J. said,

    January 28, 2013 at 8:38

    “Anti-torture whistleblower John Kiriakou should totally rot in jail forever!”

    Odd that Geller doesn’t feel the same way toward Jonathon Pollard.

  21. Sophist said,

    January 28, 2013 at 20:02

    “I await a more nuanced right-wing target.”

    Don’t we all.

  22. jim, been amazed & bemused for so long it's all true said,

    January 28, 2013 at 20:13

    Can even THE END OF AMURKA make Pammycakes finally STFU & retire from being a troll?

    Magic EightBall™ sez : IT IS VERY UNLIKELY.

  23. Bozo the Cocksucker said,

    January 28, 2013 at 21:46

    At least a third of Sharon’s brain was literally destroyed. There is no hope for the man.

  24. Shakezula said,

    January 28, 2013 at 23:28

    You misspelled “psychotic.” I know they both start with the “s” sound, but …

  25. PGE said,

    January 29, 2013 at 19:07

    A team of….scientists say new tests on comatose former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon show significant brain activity.

    Still no sign of a conscience, however.

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