A team of….scientists say new tests on comatose former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon show significant brain activity.
What General Sharon of Sabra and Shatila gains, Pam Gellar continues to lose. Here are a few Shorters to demonstrate:
Above: Shalom nom nom!
- Obama had Eric Holder coerce Aaron Swartz’s suicide because Swartz was not a Muslim Black Panther but a Jew, and you know how Obama loves to murder Jews.
- Anti-torture whistleblower John Kiriakou should totally rot in jail forever! BLARG!!!
- Bwahahaha President Poop is brown and smelly and draws flies! HAHAHA!
- A few racist football hooligans fap to my virtues and call me the greatest hero in American History, a sentiment to which I modestly concur.
- To openly question why Israelis continue to be abusive to minorities considering their own history as an abused minority is to be an antisemite Islamist sockpuppet and Holocaust enthusiast.
- According to Ayn Rand and a rabbi I know, the only hope for Jews is to emigrate before all the freeloaders who voted for Obama act on their greatest desire, which is to shove us all into ovens.
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