Not that kind of outreach, you sick pervert!
Dennis Prager, National Meltdown:
Seeing No Evil
Republicans need Hispanics to become honorary whites to have even a hope and prayer of being electorally viable. They need them as much as a junkie needs another hit. And you can tell that the smarter* heads in the cabbage patch are starting to realize this in the same horrified way an alcoholic begins to piece together what fluid they’ve been nuzzling their head against for the last half-hour.
I mean, take, Victor Davis Hanson, overall scumbag and leprosy enthusiast. Sure, less than a week ago, he was ranting about deporting those filthy mudbloods back to their homes in Spanishland as a “Grand Compromise”, but a scant few days later, he’s quickly tucking his white robes into his pants and presenting himself as a guy who’s so supportive of latin@s, he’s got a full hard-drive of saved images from “hunkyseñors.com”. And yes, do check out that second link to watch him faceplant so hard in that attempt, he’s going to be mistaken for a pug for the rest of his life.
But of all the recent commentators, I think none so perfectly embodies the spirit of Republican Hispanic Outreach more than our good friend Dennis Prager.
Shorter (or the last port before Jungle):
- Let me just spell it out for you in your filthy devil language. Los cubanos son literal El Diablo. That’ll teach those filthy wetbacks for daring to vote against us slightly more than usual!
I think the best part is the tagline that comes with the post.
Those without experience of evil and subject to modern education will not understand America.
Daaaammmmnnnn. That’s some fire and brimstone, right there. You encounter that line and you’re expecting some sort of rant about the tranny dyke bitches who are ripping out the guts of unborn saints simply by existing or some such shit.
If you want to understand why President Obama was reelected despite a largely unsuccessful presidency and almost unprecedentedly high and continuous unemployment, just look at the Cuban-American vote.
In fact, if you want to understand America today — specifically, why it is in decline — just look at the Cuban-American vote.
Yeah, you read that right. Cubans. Not the demonic queer community, not the Skittle-wielding blacks, not those “being born in America with brown skin is totally like hopping a fence” chican@s. Nope, Cubans.
That’d be the only non-white constituency Republicans haven’t yet scared into voting mostly for Democrats. You almost have to respect a movement that finds itself on a sinking ship and decides that what it needs most of all is more holes.
As reported in the Wall Street Journal, “The president captured 48% of the Cuban-American vote in Florida — a record high for a Democrat.”
Democratic presidential nominees went from 25 percent of the Cuban-American vote in 2000, to 29 percent in 2004, to 35 percent in 2008, to 48 percent in 2012.
We obviously have a dramatic trend here.
Now, why would that be?
The intense racism of the Republican party towards anyone with brownish skin and the tendency (especially in Florida) to shoot first and ask country of origin later) has scared away even the wealthy escaped exploiters who fled from Cuba, still angry that Castro took away all their darker-skinned toys?
Or maybe simply that the people who remember owning casinos built with near slave labor are becoming as old and irrelevant as the rest of the conservatives and their younger kids don’t really give a rat’s ass about screwing themselves over economically in the hopes that it’ll somehow cause Castro’s heirs to have a sad?
There are two reasons: No experience of evil, and American education.
Oh of course. That makes much more sense.
Please, elaborate and please don’t mind me setting up this Univision microphone next to you while you continue.
The first generation of Cuban-Americans had escaped Communist evil. People who know evil are generally conservative.
(whisper)must resist easy joke. must resist easy joke (/whisper) ….NNNGH
Yes, I imagine it is much easier to see evil regularly when all you have to do is look in the mirror.
Agh, and I was so close to holding out, too!
Leftism and liberalism — no longer distinguishable — are rooted in large measure in naïveté and wishful thinking. The beliefs that people are basically good and that evil regimes can virtually always be negotiated with are two such examples.
Yes, better to be part of the movement who cheerfully brags about believing that the only solution to “evil” regimes is to wipe them out entirely, leaving none alive and showing no quarter… and also wants to believe that that doesn’t make them the “evil” regime.
Also, when you escape a Communist regime, you treasure liberty and you understand that as government and state expand, liberty must contract.
Apparently the only refuges from communist countries are complete morons…
(must avoid Ayn Rand joke. must avoid Ayn Rand joke.)
That is why Jews from the Soviet Union are the only non-Orthodox Jews who vote in the majority for Republicans. They, too, know evil, and they recognize the destructive appeal of the big, take-care-of-you state.
And thus the only Jews we even pretend to view as anything other than demon-spawned hell-creatures whose sole accomplishments are killing Jesus and creating gay television mafias.
On a completely different note, expect this same post next election cycle with Jews replacing the word Cuban-American.
The other reason for the dramatic shift in the Cuban-American vote is American education.
Oh do go on. And don’t mind me at all transcribing this into Spanish. I just want your words of wisdom to reach as wide an audience as possible. This is fucking gold level outreach, right here!
Most American elementary schools and high schools, and nearly all colleges and universities, teach everything that is significant from a liberal/Left perspective. Multiculturalism has replaced E Pluribus Unum; the American past is villainous; the country is racist; morality is relative; and the left-wing cause of the day — now global warming — is taught as incontrovertible truth (ask your children how many times they have been shown Al Gore’s global warming video, An Inconvenient Truth, and whether they have been taught both sides of the man-made-global-warming-leading-to-catastrophe hypothesis).
Fact mills are stealing your children’s souls!
American schools, especially universities, are left-wing seminaries. The only difference between your local college and a Christian seminary is that the latter is more honest.
Also that the former teaches, you know, something they can actually use in their lives, careers, and society. But besides that, yep, pretty on the nose.
The Christian seminary announces its goal — to graduate committed Christians. The universities deceive when they say they have no agenda other than to open minds. They may believe this deception, but it is a deception nevertheless. Almost no university ever has a conservative speaker at its commencement exercises; nearly every professor in liberal-arts departments is a Democrat (and a left-wing Democrat at that); and on the few occasions that conservatives do receive an invitation to speak at a college, they are likely to be continuously heckled, may well need body guards, or might have their invitation rescinded, as with Fordham University and Ann Coulter last week.
Mommy! Mommy! The mean old academics made fun of us and called us rude names just because we were paid millions of dollars not used to offset student fees, nor to improve laboratories, classrooms, and student organizations in order to rant at them with a bunch of poorly sourced nonsense about how they were all sinners who deserved to die simply for being the type of people who attend universities.
Make them stop it, mommy! Don’t they know that conservative free speech means no one ever has the right to criticize us ever!
Members of the second Cuban-American generation have been far more influenced by their schools and by television shows than by their parents. And the same holds true for second- and third- and fourth- and fifth-generation Americans of every background.
See, I’m not being racist. I’m simply saying that modern Cuban@s are just as stupid, incurious and prone to brainwashing as any other filthy degenerate American-group… besides white people, of course, everyone knows we only get more American the further back our family stretches.
Also, young white people, why don’t you vote for us anymore? Fucking race traitors is what you are!
A long time ago, schools taught American history, not Politically Correct American history, as mandated, for example, by California law — which forbids the use of any textbooks that do not emphasize the roles of women, blacks, Hispanics, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and the transgendered.
Dude, I apparently need to go back to lower-level school, cause I totally missed that when I went through. I’m totally looking forward to the classes covering bisexuals and famous Hispanics in history and something to break up the skewed BS about how only white men did things that mattered.
I’m sure this isn’t at all a whiny temper tantrum about how non-white-men are very very occasionally mentioned alongside the usual rigmarole of dead white assholes.
Also, yeah, way to totally show how down you are with Cuban-American culture, what with you viewing it as pure evil to even dare mention Cuban-Americans in schools.
And a long time ago, most Americans knew what America stood for and taught it to the next generation. In other words, even conservatives have largely forgotten either the distinctive American values system or how to communicate it.
Ooh, Dennis, excuse me, but I think you may have borrowed Mona’s computer to write this because you misspelled “white” as “American”. The trick is to turn back on the spellcheck after she uses it.
Meanwhile the Left has been utterly clear about what leftism stands for and has used the schools, the news media, and the entertainment industries to transmit its values.
(singing)No one understands the oppression I feel. No one understands but super white Jesus who is not in anyway a Jesús, do you understand me, you filthy wetbacks?(/singing)
As a result, the American Trinity of Liberty, In God We Trust, and E Pluribus Unum has been supplanted with Egalitarianism, Secularism, and Multiculturalism — Europe’s trinity.
E Pluribus Unum.
E Pluribus Unum.
The phrase that means “Out of many, one”?
The phrase which stood for our commitment to multiculturalism and would probably be protested by modern conservatives for being a big old commie hug to the notion of a shared nation?
Cause I just wanted to check you didn’t mean some other E Pluribum Unum, there.
Also, again, good outreach there with the note about how even the slightest gasp of multiculturalism might as well be a hammer and a sickle cleaving through an infant’s skull. I’m sure that’ll have the Cubans running back to you in no-time.
And that is why the children of Cuban-Americans, like the children of virtually every other group in America, including White Anglo-Saxon Protestant children, increasingly vote Left.
Yes, it has nothing at all to do with us viewing our youths as pure evil and exposing them to such a frightfully repressed culture full of deliberate misinformation that even the slightest whiff of the real world causes them to run away and never look back.
It’s demonic education trying to insist that things that happen, happened and people who exist, exist that did it!
Either conservatives — from presidential candidates to the rest of us — learn what we stand for and learn to communicate it, or the greatest experiment in making a good society will come to its end.
I find myself hard-pressed to disagree.
Yes, I also think conservatives standing proud and communicating as loudly and earnestly as they can what they think and what they believe in at every single level will be the best way to prevent our little democracy experiment from crashing into the ground and rotting.
So, please, shine on, you crazy, crazy diamond and keep up your unparalleled work in the field of outreach.
For all of our sakes.
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