Shorter Charlie Kraphammer, The Washington (“Invade Iraq”) Post
The Way Forward
- The lesson of the election is not that the GOP should moderate its positions to attract new voters; instead the lesson is that it should talk pretty. For example, to attract Hispanic voters, we should say we are in favor of “amnesty” when
all borders are finally closedmy disability is miraculously cured.* To attract women voters, don’t call it a “mandatory transvaginal ultrasound;” rather, call it a “free pony ride.”
*This is a reference to Charles’s sadly disfigured face and not anything else.