Comments on: [Escandalo!]

By: nightcrawler

nightcrawler — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 21:29:30 +0000

What are you left wingers doing looking at women anyways? You’re all queer and just barely survived being aborted by your mothers who didn’t know your fathers and had forgotten the birth control (her bad) so I guess accidents did happen.

You might as well go back to surfing gay porn as to messing with photoshop on Malkin or Coulter. Maybe you can photoshop yourself a dick or perhaps join one of your Islamic buddies for a sheep threesome…remember, women like Malkin are for your dreams, only. Now wash your monitor and keyboard and try to keep your pants on for awhile.

How about an afterthought abortion?

By: cosmosis

cosmosis — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 18:57:44 +0000

Magalagalgalgan looks like a “ferriner” Somebody let Tancredo know.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 17:03:27 +0000

I wish I could photoshop things in real life. Like for instance, red states and the oval office.

Thatâ€™s what I am asking for, for my birthday this year.

Ask and ye shall receive. But probably in the form of an Adam Sandler movie: Philter.

By: yuh-uhuh!

yuh-uhuh! — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:10:07 +0000

forget how fat she is, what kind of pose is that?

anyway, the retouchers made her look anorexic. sunken cheeks, boney arms. it’s making me feel sick just looking at it.

By: TritoneSubstitution

TritoneSubstitution — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:37:03 +0000

I had to think twice.

By: TritoneSubstitution

TritoneSubstitution — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:34:25 +0000

I don't think tagalog (or even taglish) includes escandalo. I think think the closest would be desgrasya

By: Adorable Girlfriend

Adorable Girlfriend — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:47:43 +0000

I wish I could photoshop things in real life. Like for instance, red states and the oval office.

That’s what I am asking for, for my birthday this year.

By: Anne Laurie

Anne Laurie — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:17:05 +0000

“Death of A President” got some air minutes on one of the prime-time entertainment shows last night — either Insider or ET, I think? The infotainment-bots hadn’t decided whether to be shocked or just very, very earnest about the “grippingly realistic portrayal of these fictional, I repeat fictional, events”. But it looks like they won’t completely ignore the film, either — if only because they’ve decided to bookend it with their upcoming telenovella about Bobby Kennedy’s assassination. Which will be a Very Special Important Event, because they’ve winkled both William Macy and Lindsay Lohan into it (don’t ask me how). I thought this was supposed to be the Summer of ’73 all over again, but I guess they’re resetting the Farce Clock of History backwards a few years…

By: Robbie

Robbie — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:06:22 +0000

Thanks Anon, I think you gave the guys a great idea heading into the weekend.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:22:20 +0000

First it’s Katie Couric … now it’s Michelle Malkin …. enough already.
You guys have got to stop Photoshopping pix of Goldstein.

By: ahem

ahem — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:38:38 +0000

That fake assasination thing could be interesting, or it could be a lame publicity stunt, depending on how they go with it.

The first ‘future documentary’ from this team was pretty good and played very straight.

It’s not going to be Time Trumpet, if that’s what you mean.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:22:55 +0000

OH! Yeah, I get it now. You photoshopped in a soul.

Zing!

The skin coloration is still the best indicator.

By: Marq

Marq — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:56:31 +0000

“So round, so firm, so fully-packed, so easy-on-teh-draw….”
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By: JK47

JK47 — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:49:48 +0000

The first photo of Maglanganglagnang looks like:

A. She’s part squirrel and is storing some acorns for the long winter
B. She just had a painful tooth extraction and still has nasty swelling
C. She has inserted the ping-pong ball in the wrong end

By: Pachacutec

Pachacutec — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:49:29 +0000

Coulter needs to remind her to purge after binging. Purge, Michelle. . . purge!

By: Thers

Thers — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:42:30 +0000

Now this just looks like (1) the baby’s in her cheeks, and (2) she’s swallowed the baby.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:37:56 +0000

Coulter, you mean?

Every time I try to load a pic of her, the computer goes all blue-screen and the cats start howling.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:35:55 +0000

Gavin. They’re CRAZY!! Just take out her teeth and claws. When we put her down, nobody should get hurt…

mikey

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:33:30 +0000

Okay, how about now? I changed one of the pix.

By: tbogg

tbogg — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:26:18 +0000

Pretty cool Gavin. But can you make Ann Coulter look like a woman?

It’s Photoshop, not magic.

Besides nobody has figured out the algorithms to the Adams Apple Shader™ yet.