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1. Brian said,

   September 1, 2006 at 4:49

   I wonder if Michelle realizes that once she stops being a relatively hot right-wing rage queen, gets her middle-age spread going and becomes nothing more than another cranky old bitch who starts drinking waaay too early in the morning, the right-wing will dump her in a blink.

2. mikey said,

   September 1, 2006 at 4:53

   Now check it out. I WILL troll on sadlyno.blogs.michellemalkin.com. Happily. I’ll bring ping pong balls….

   mikey

3. sonic said,

   September 1, 2006 at 5:02

   Wait until Michelle et al see this story..

   http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,1862524,00.html

4. Some Guy said,

   September 1, 2006 at 5:10

   Wait, so the fat one is the original?
   Damn. She can thank you later.

   That fake assasination thing could be interesting, or it could be a lame publicity stunt, depending on how they go with it.

5. Thers said,

   September 1, 2006 at 5:13

   I’ve always wondered where she kept her acorns.

6. Gavin M. said,

   September 1, 2006 at 5:14

   Wait, so the fat one is the original?

   See, the ideal I’m trying to work toward is that someone can’t instantly tell when something is P-shopped — or at least can’t instantly tell how it was done. It’s certainly not there yet, but it’s getting a little better, right?

7. Notorious P.A.T. said,

   September 1, 2006 at 5:18

   Pretty cool Gavin. But can you make Ann Coulter look like a woman?

8. Marita said,

   September 1, 2006 at 5:22

   Oh, come on P.A.T.! Be reasonable! Gavin’s talented, but he’s still just a mortal.

9. Some Guy said,

   September 1, 2006 at 5:23

   Well, I’m going by the file name. The skin the top one is very splotchy, which is probably the best tell.

10. One Monkey's Uncle said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:25

    Eeeeew! Rinse, spit, P.A.T.! Why would you want to perform some hideous cross-species act like THAT?!

11. tbogg said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:26

    Pretty cool Gavin. But can you make Ann Coulter look like a woman?

    It’s Photoshop, not magic.

    Besides nobody has figured out the algorithms to the Adams Apple Shader&#153 yet.

12. Gavin M. said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:33

    Okay, how about now? I changed one of the pix.

13. mikey said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:35

    Gavin. They’re CRAZY!! Just take out her teeth and claws. When we put her down, nobody should get hurt…

    mikey

14. Gavin M. said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:37

    Coulter, you mean?

    Every time I try to load a pic of her, the computer goes all blue-screen and the cats start howling.

15. Thers said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:42

    Now this just looks like (1) the baby’s in her cheeks, and (2) she’s swallowed the baby.

16. Pachacutec said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:49

    Coulter needs to remind her to purge after binging. Purge, Michelle. . . purge!

17. JK47 said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:49

    The first photo of Maglanganglagnang looks like:

    A. She’s part squirrel and is storing some acorns for the long winter
    B. She just had a painful tooth extraction and still has nasty swelling
    C. She has inserted the ping-pong ball in the wrong end

18. Marq said,

    September 1, 2006 at 5:56

    “So round, so firm, so fully-packed, so easy-on-teh-draw….”
    [/meta]

19. Some Guy said,

    September 1, 2006 at 6:22

    OH! Yeah, I get it now. You photoshopped in a soul.

    Zing!

    The skin coloration is still the best indicator.

20. ahem said,

    September 1, 2006 at 6:38

    That fake assasination thing could be interesting, or it could be a lame publicity stunt, depending on how they go with it.

    The first ‘future documentary’ from this team was pretty good and played very straight.

    It’s not going to be Time Trumpet, if that’s what you mean.

21. anonymous said,

    September 1, 2006 at 9:22

    First it’s Katie Couric … now it’s Michelle Malkin …. enough already.
    You guys have got to stop Photoshopping pix of Goldstein.

22. Robbie said,

    September 1, 2006 at 10:06

    Thanks Anon, I think you gave the guys a great idea heading into the weekend.

23. Anne Laurie said,

    September 1, 2006 at 13:17

    “Death of A President” got some air minutes on one of the prime-time entertainment shows last night — either Insider or ET, I think? The infotainment-bots hadn’t decided whether to be shocked or just very, very earnest about the “grippingly realistic portrayal of these fictional, I repeat fictional, events”. But it looks like they won’t completely ignore the film, either — if only because they’ve decided to bookend it with their upcoming telenovella about Bobby Kennedy’s assassination. Which will be a Very Special Important Event, because they’ve winkled both William Macy and Lindsay Lohan into it (don’t ask me how). I thought this was supposed to be the Summer of ‘73 all over again, but I guess they’re resetting the Farce Clock of History backwards a few years…

24. Adorable Girlfriend said,

    September 1, 2006 at 14:47

    I wish I could photoshop things in real life. Like for instance, red states and the oval office.

    That’s what I am asking for, for my birthday this year.

25. TritoneSubstitution said,

    September 1, 2006 at 16:34

    I don’t think tagalog (or even taglish) includes escandalo. I think think the closest would be desgrasya

26. TritoneSubstitution said,

    September 1, 2006 at 16:37

    I had to think twice.

27. yuh-uhuh! said,

    September 1, 2006 at 18:10

    forget how fat she is, what kind of pose is that?

    anyway, the retouchers made her look anorexic. sunken cheeks, boney arms. it’s making me feel sick just looking at it.

28. Righteous Bubba said,

    September 1, 2006 at 19:03

    I wish I could photoshop things in real life. Like for instance, red states and the oval office.

    That’s what I am asking for, for my birthday this year.

    Ask and ye shall receive. But probably in the form of an Adam Sandler movie: Philter.

29. cosmosis said,

    September 1, 2006 at 20:57

    Magalagalgalgan looks like a “ferriner” Somebody let Tancredo know.

30. nightcrawler said,

    September 3, 2006 at 23:29

    What are you left wingers doing looking at women anyways? You’re all queer and just barely survived being aborted by your mothers who didn’t know your fathers and had forgotten the birth control (her bad) so I guess accidents did happen.

    You might as well go back to surfing gay porn as to messing with photoshop on Malkin or Coulter. Maybe you can photoshop yourself a dick or perhaps join one of your Islamic buddies for a sheep threesome…remember, women like Malkin are for your dreams, only. Now wash your monitor and keyboard and try to keep your pants on for awhile.

    How about an afterthought abortion?

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