ABOVE: Gina Miller (do you have to ask?)
Shorter Gina Miller, Ruhnoo Muhrka:
Mike Adams: Was Aurora Batman shooting a false flag operation?
- James Holmes was a covert FBI agent and was ordered by Obama to kill those people in the movie theatre in order to drum up support for a UN Treaty that will take away all our guns.
Fuck me. No, really. Fuck me with a splintery broomstick shard then wrap it in sandpaper and do it again. Fuck me because this shorter is completely accurate and I need something to purge Gina Miller’s nonsense completely from my mind.
You know, people joke about peak wingnut as if it were something that could never happen because there will always be something crazier, something more breathtakingly stupid that some slobbering troglodytic Adam Yoshiba wannabe will dream up. But this folks, this is it. This is peak wingnut. Nothing will surpass this. Not even if Robin of Berkeley arises from her long awaited and heartily welcomed coma to claim that Obama feasts on human flesh in the Oval Office while sodomizing baby seals and blonde-haired Cub Scouts.
Gina’s first piece of evidence that the FBI was behind the shooting is this:
[T]he accused shooter, 24-year-old James Holmes, is reportedly a shy, young man who acted completely out of character.
Right. Shy people never shoot people. You will have to excuse Gina. She has recently returned from a top secret twenty year space mission to the outer Oort cloud and hasn’t been able to read the newspaper or watch any news broadcasts while she was away.
I wondered the same thing when I heard that he told the police about his apartment being rigged with explosives. Why would he do that? Sudden remorse?
Well, you’ve got me there. If anything says I’m a covert FBI agent, that would be it. Actually, there must be a ton of secret FBI agents out there wreaking crime and havoc on the community what with all the confessions that people make when they actually get caught by the cops.
Now for the best evidence of all:
Then we have Holmes’ mother making headlines almost as soon as the shooting was reported, claiming that authorities “have the right person.” That in itself is bizarre. Why would she say something like that right off the bat, when others who know him say the massacre seems very out of character for him?
The first rule of FBI club (they teach this at Quantico): You tell your Mom everything that you do for the FBI. Second rule of FBI club: You tell your Mom she can talk about everything you do for the FBI.
You read the rest for yourselves. I have done enough damage to my own mental well-being for the afternoon.