Shorter Chuck “Walker, Texas Gay-nger” Norris, Ammoland:
Is Obama Creating a Pro-Gay Boy Scouts of America?
- Obama has bribed the CEO of Ernst & Young to turn all the boys in the Boy Scouts gay.
The best part of Norris’s rant is what he thinks are the bribes that Obama has paid James Turley, the Ernst & Young CEO, to turn the Boy Scouts, and all your children in the Boy Scouts, gay. Now, keep in mind that we’re talking about the CEO of Ernst & Young here, a guy who probably trades in his Maybach for a new one each time it gets soiled by a few raindrops and who, it is safe to say, never has to worry whether he can afford another bottle of the 1998 Petrus at lunch.
So, it is particularly hilarious to see that Norris believes that Obama can induce him to make the Boy Scouts gay by inviting him to one state dinner, putting him on the President’s Export Council, and giving him a seat on another advisory panel. Seriously, these three things are the “perks and favors” with which, according to Norris, Obama “prodded” him to turn the Boy Scouts gay. I mean if that’s all that it takes, what the fuck does he think Turley would do for a cabinet position? Personally give David Axelrod a blow job during each daily press briefing?
I realize that for Norris, whose income these days is probably just enough to keep him in cold wieners and warm Budweiser, might himself be willing to go gay for a relatively small perk, but that hardly means that someone who still has a real career can be so easily induced.