ABOVE: A forensic reconstruction of Robin of Berkeley’s appearance
Shorter Robin of Bezerkley, A Licensed Psychotherapist, Her Eponymous Blog
Mitt Romney’s Transgendered Ex-Nanny Outcast
- Mitt Romney would make a better President than Obama because Romney, unlike Obama, did not have a transvestite nanny
Sadly No! fave Robin of Bezerkely has been unusually quiet lately, leading me to wonder if she had perhaps finally succumbed to a paranoia-induced tragedy of some kind such as a desperate suicide attempt with a can of gasoline, a ball of yarn and a package of Pop Tarts. Happily, however, Robin is alive and well and back to posting in true form.
Her latest post starts with the a “what if?” hypothetical, a thought experiment beloved of right-winger bloggers which runs along the lines of “Can you imagine how [the press would squall/liberals would clamor/Democrat Congress members would wallow in outrage] if [George Bush/John Boehner/Mitt Romney/Rush Limbaugh] had [masturbated/picked nose boogers/killed a Muslim/cried during a speech/put a dog on a roof/traveled to a sex tourism spot with a bottle of Viagra]? So, Robin, writes a hypothetical in which Mitt Romney had a cross dressing nanny in Indonesia, which she follows up with this:
Oh, man, I was cracking up writing this.
People who are allegedly “licensed” psychotherapists should probably think long and hard before admitting that they sit in an empty room with a computer laughing at their own jokes, particularly when the jokes in question aren’t even mildly snort-worthy.
Yahoo and the New York Times have both run stories about Obama’s Transgendered Ex-Nanny (I love the “ex” part; how great they clarified that Turdi is a “former” nanny.)
Actually, the New York Times did not have the “ex” part but it’s hard to criticize Robin for this delusion when she has so many others deserving of more immediate attention.
The MSM reports all this with a straight face.
Apparently Robin is puzzled that reporters might not sit at their laptops cracking up at their own jokes as she does.
And the programmed public don’t blink an eye.
If the liberal media had not turned the public into a legion of Obamabots oblivious to the dangers of inappropriate wardrobe choices on early childhood development, we would be having mass demonstrations in the street demanding Obama’s impeachment because he once had a dodgy nanny.
Of course, if Mitt or Newt or Rick Santorium had a cross-dressing nanny, this likely would have elicited more of a reaction.
Romney’s parents told him that if he wore magic underwear he would inherit his own planet and Santorum waved a dead fetus in front of his children, but all this, of course, for Robin pales in front of having a cross-dressing nanny at age nine. Where exactly did Robin get that license in psychotherapy? From the Alabama Department of Motor Vehicles?