Mar
30

The Tranny Nanny In The Woodpile




Posted at 20:41 by Tintin

Robin of Bezerkely
ABOVE: A forensic reconstruction of Robin of Berkeley’s appearance

Shorter Robin of Bezerkley, A Licensed Psychotherapist, Her Eponymous Blog
Mitt Romney’s Transgendered Ex-Nanny Outcast

  • Mitt Romney would make a better President than Obama because Romney, unlike Obama, did not have a transvestite nanny

Sadly No! fave Robin of Bezerkely has been unusually quiet lately, leading me to wonder if she had perhaps finally succumbed to a paranoia-induced tragedy of some kind such as a desperate suicide attempt with a can of gasoline, a ball of yarn and a package of Pop Tarts. Happily, however, Robin is alive and well and back to posting in true form.

Her latest post starts with the a “what if?” hypothetical, a thought experiment beloved of right-winger bloggers which runs along the lines of “Can you imagine how [the press would squall/liberals would clamor/Democrat Congress members would wallow in outrage] if [George Bush/John Boehner/Mitt Romney/Rush Limbaugh] had [masturbated/picked nose boogers/killed a Muslim/cried during a speech/put a dog on a roof/traveled to a sex tourism spot with a bottle of Viagra]? So, Robin, writes a hypothetical in which Mitt Romney had a cross dressing nanny in Indonesia, which she follows up with this:

Oh, man, I was cracking up writing this.

People who are allegedly “licensed” psychotherapists should probably think long and hard before admitting that they sit in an empty room with a computer laughing at their own jokes, particularly when the jokes in question aren’t even mildly snort-worthy.

Yahoo and the New York Times have both run stories about Obama’s Transgendered Ex-Nanny (I love the “ex” part; how great they clarified that Turdi is a “former” nanny.)

Actually, the New York Times did not have the “ex” part but it’s hard to criticize Robin for this delusion when she has so many others deserving of more immediate attention.

The MSM reports all this with a straight face.

Apparently Robin is puzzled that reporters might not sit at their laptops cracking up at their own jokes as she does.

And the programmed public don’t blink an eye.

If the liberal media had not turned the public into a legion of Obamabots oblivious to the dangers of inappropriate wardrobe choices on early childhood development, we would be having mass demonstrations in the street demanding Obama’s impeachment because he once had a dodgy nanny.

Of course, if Mitt or Newt or Rick Santorium had a cross-dressing nanny, this likely would have elicited more of a reaction.

Romney’s parents told him that if he wore magic underwear he would inherit his own planet and Santorum waved a dead fetus in front of his children, but all this, of course, for Robin pales in front of having a cross-dressing nanny at age nine. Where exactly did Robin get that license in psychotherapy? From the Alabama Department of Motor Vehicles?


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159 Comments »

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    March 30, 2012 at 20:47

    Wahh!

    Can’t you tell us the one about the Tin Man and Goldilocks Road instead, Tintin?
    ~

  2. The Alabama Department of Motor Vehicles said,

    March 30, 2012 at 20:48

    Robin’s learners permit expired in1997.

  3. Lowkey said,

    March 30, 2012 at 20:55

    Thank goodness! I was worried someone was stealing our most beloved angry maniacs. But now that Robin of Berkeley has come screaming out of her Haloperidol coma, and that Althouse managed to peel herself off of the floor of her living room long enough to accuse Charles Pierce of anti-Catholic bigotry, I am heaving a sigh of relief.

  4. Bozo the Cocksucker said,

    March 30, 2012 at 20:55

    I actually found out what Robin of Berkeley genuinely looks like. It’s not entirely dissimilar to the reconstruction, actually.

  5. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 30, 2012 at 20:56

    It seems that when Mitt’s family did Mormon missionary work in Indonesia, his parents hired a loving, transgendered nanny for the young tot.

    [...]

    Mitt’s experience wasn’t all that unusual; there are many transgendered or transvestite people in the Middle East.

    Reprinted without comment.

  6. Substance McGravitas said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:09

    Mitt’s experience wasn’t all that unusual; there are many transgendered or transvestite people in the Middle East.

    The Middle East is where the Muslims are. You know, like Dearborn.

  7. Surreal American said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:10

    such as a desperate suicide attempt with a can of gasoline, a ball of yarn and a package of Pop Tarts.

    Good guess, but she ended up bitching about the gas prices.

  8. g said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:16

    It was Obama’s “ex-nanny” only in the sense that it happened in the past, I guess. Is she quibbling about this?

    Also, he wasn’t “transgendered” he was gay, and according to the Times, the cross-dressing came “later.”

    So basically as a child Obama had a babysitter who happened to be a gay guy.

    Hint to Robin – if Mitt or Rick had a gay babysitter, it wouldn’t be the liberal media that would be kicking up a fuss.

  9. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:16

    Of course, if Mitt or Newt or Rick Santorium had a cross-dressing nanny, this likely would have elicited more of a reaction.

    Yeah, it would have served to humanize the monsters just a wee bit.

  10. DAS said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:17

    I can’t believe I missed the last post wherein the following quote of the appropriately named Jonah (I can imagine him acting just as Jonah did in the Book) was highlighted:

    First, I never claimed to have intimate knowledge of black America

    As someone who does have, um, intimate knowledge of (certain members of) black America, I guess I am qualified to say that Jonah is being a complete idiot about this (as with so many things). Of course, I would know this even if I had no knowledge of black America whatsoever. After all, being a complete idiot and tool is a job requirement in the Wingnut Welfare-osphere and a man’s gotta earn a living somehow, amiright?

    Anyway, how would the media have treated Bush, et al., if they did the same things that Obama has done? Am I the only one who remembers the actual set-up for the Black Bush sketch?

    Well, then … Mars Biatches!

  11. tigris said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:21

    I’m sorry, but if you read her story and your response is you can’t stop laughing you are fucking sociopath.

  12. Substance McGravitas said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:22

    I’m sorry, but if you read her story and your response is you can’t stop laughing you are fucking sociopath.

    Yes. It’s hideous.

  13. S. cerevisiae said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:26

    Who really cares about who was anyone’s nanny? Unless you know it is all part of the overall diabolical plan to enslave Real Murika ™.

  14. N__B said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:33

    I always knew something was off about Fran Drescher.

  15. Chyron HR said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:37

    I knew there was something suspicious about that Billie Ayers girl.

  16. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:43

    Man, disappear for a long conference call and miss out on couplet-time and a nu thread.

    The father of one Substance McG,
    Is quite popular round Cell Block D.
    When he takes shivs and shanks
    He gives great thanks
    But teh boys prefer teh whore that’s Subby’s mommy.

  17. actor212 said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:52

    TinTin, I think I read over at World-O-Crap (who keeps closer tabs on Robin, for reasons that escape me at the moment) that Robin lost her cushy gig in Berkeley and may actually be working for her paycheck now

  18. actor212 said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:54

    And the programmed public don’t blink an eye.

    Um, maybe because, you know, if the nanny didn’t sexually abuse Sasha and Malia, then the sexual proclivities of the nanny ain’t none their business? They’re adults?

    Unlike certain EX-psychotherapists I could mention.

  19. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:56

    Wait. Is it bad taste to be writing offensive limericks about someone’s parents in a thread about a nanny whose life has fallen apart and is living in squalor and fear of being killed in some transgender hate crime?

    Probably.

    Substance was raised by a fat bottomed nanny
    ‘cuz his dad was occupied by packing his fanny
    With the cocks of men, several dozens, maybe more
    To say nothing of how busy was his mom, the whore.

  20. Pupienus said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:59

    ‘cuz his dad was occupied by packing his fanny
    With the cocks of men, several dozens, maybe more

    You say that like its a bad thing.

  21. actor212 said,

    March 30, 2012 at 21:59

    Is it bad taste

    Lemme stop you and ask, would it matter to you?

  22. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:05

    Lemme stop you and ask, would it matter to you?

    Yes. No. Maybe. What was teh question again?

  23. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:10

    Okay, serious comment then.

    Evie’s plight is a scandal. Forced to deny her own identity for fear of being beaten to death by a religiously motivated hatred of transgenders, she pretends to be a man and is now just waiting to die. That is pretty fucking scandalous.

    But for Robin, teh scandal isn’t about how someone so close to Barry’s past has ended up in such hard times – it’s that OMG TRANNY!

  24. Substance McGravitas said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:11

    The Dragon-King’s dad hoovers cocks by the dozens
    When he’s done with his uncles he moves to his cousins
    First first ones then seconds then thirds and then more
    But he won’t charge a penny: his mom is the whore.

  25. Quaker in a Basement said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:13

    Where exactly did Robin get that license in psychotherapy? From the Alabama Department of Motor Vehicles?

    Silly tintin. There are no psychotherapists in Alabama. I mean, obviously!

  26. Substance McGravitas said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:18

    Mitt’s experience wasn’t all that unusual; there are many transgendered or transvestite people in the Middle East.

    Just incidentally also and such as, this is really pretty interesting:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran

    When you’re a crazy fundamentalist you gotta follow where your crazy fundamentalist logic leads, and maybe in this case it’s better than, you know, killing people for being gay. Not that they skimp on that or anything.

  27. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:28

    Father McGravitas rides pole like a champ
    For cock he’s a voraciously insatiable tramp
    Lust for deep dicking builds in him as if he were a pressure cooker
    But he’s a model of virtue compared with Mrs. McGravitas the hooker.

  28. Pryme said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:33

    Of course, if Mitt or Newt or Rick Santorium had a cross-dressing nanny, this likely would have elicited more of a reaction.

    It’s because Mitt or Newt or Rick Santorum (I guess the other two don’t have last names anymore?) would be all, “Eww! Trannies! Theyse gotz the cooties!”

    When will these people learn the different between false equivalencies and spotting hypocrisy?

  29. Pryme said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:34

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran

    According to Immadinnerjacket, this entry should be completely blank.

  30. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    March 30, 2012 at 22:49

    Can you imagine if George W. Bush had a Turdi. How calm, cool, and collected would the press have been about W’s cross-dressing au pair?

    Wait. Like all good conservatives, W was raised by a family values stay-at-home mom. About whom I am making no comment regarding gender identity.

  31. Major Kong said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:02

    I blew the tranny in my ’66 GTO once.

    Oh, wait, that didn’t sound quite right.

  32. actor212 said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:03

    I blew the tranny in my ’66 GTO once.

    Oh, wait, that didn’t sound quite right.

    Or maybe it did

  33. actor212 said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:04

    Where exactly did Robin get that license in psychotherapy? From the Alabama Department of Motor Vehicles?

    Sears. It came with a Kenmore dishwasher.

  34. Major Kong said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:05

    There was fluid all over the place.

    Dammit, that still doesn’t sound right!

  35. Substance McGravitas said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:06

    The band is now banging your dad like a drum
    When asked “Can you blow this?” he’s ready to hum
    He’ll take any player from woodwind to trumpet
    But let’s not forget that your mom is the strumpet.

  36. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:08

    I blew the tranny in my ’66 GTO once.

    An auto or did she have a stick?

  37. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:08

    Wait – she must been a stick.

  38. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:09

    I accidentally a word.

  39. Fluffy Kitties said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:22

    From the Yahoo article:

    “Turdi says he and his transgender friends have suffered repeated abuse, to the point where he decided it was safer to keep his appearance masculine.

    Homosexuals and transgender people are largely shunned in Indonesia, a Muslim-majority country of 240 million people, and attacks against gay people by Islamic hardliners are common.”

    What an ignorant un-PC Sharia Hell Indonesia must be, so unlike the cherished diversity in which LGBT citizens thrive in the USA.

  40. Helmut Monotreme said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:31

    the terrible things your dad does at the zoos
    with creatures scaly and slimy and covered in ooze
    are beggared by the abominations your mother dos

  41. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:46

    Something something
    Assplay with didgeridoos.

    I’m sort of napping.

  42. Substance McGravitas said,

    March 30, 2012 at 23:58

    Your dad has been banged by the roughest of men
    Sometimes five a time, sometimes eight, sometimes ten
    His bumhole and lube might provide a vocation
    But he lacks your mom’s talent at cold calculation.

  43. wiley said,

    March 31, 2012 at 0:00

    From the ONE comment to that bizarre comparison

    I’ve come to believe that Obama is the twisted, angry, destructive personality he is today because of the twisted upbringing that he had.

    Wow. Just. Wow.

  44. tigris said,

    March 31, 2012 at 0:10

    Obama is the twisted, angry, destructive personality

    They know this about Obama because every time they see him it makes them SO SNARLINGLY ANGRY THEY BREAK SHIT.

  45. Smut Clyde said,

    March 31, 2012 at 0:18

    There are no psychotherapists in Alabama. I mean, obviously!

    There is no demand there, owing to the perfect mental health of the population.

  46. S. cerevisiae said,

    March 31, 2012 at 0:37

    Man, that is some serious projection. “Twisted, angry, destructive?” Right.

    Have you seen Pierce’s latest? It’s good: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/the-expendable-people-7733331

  47. Hogeye Grex said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:14

    But for Robin, teh scandal isn’t about how someone so close to Barry’s past has ended up in such hard times – it’s that OMG TRANNY!

    Proving that she is, at the core, the same as the Muslim hard-liners making the lives of Indonesia’s trannies miserable.

    American Taliban, indeed.

  48. paleotectonics said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:14

    From the American Werewolf in Berkeley

    Somehow I can’t imagine the Romney or the Bush families making the same choices.

    Somehow I can’t imagine the Romney or Bush families doing missionary work in Indonesia.

  49. Hogeye Grex said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:15

    Somehow I can’t imagine the Romney or Bush families doing missionary work in Indonesia.

    Doggy style? Maybe.

  50. paleotectonics said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:16

    Ehhh, maybe Romney, if the parking facilities were up to snuff.

  51. paleotectonics said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:18

    Doggy style? Maybe.

    I see what you did there.

    And if you even think about creating this vision in some electronic form it’ll be spanking time.

  52. Hogeye Grex said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:21

    Ehhh, maybe Romney, if the pbarking facilities were up to snuff.

    fixxored

  53. Hogeye Grex said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:24

    Rooftop barking, and whatnot.

  54. paleotectonics said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:28

    But he lacks your mom’s talent at cold calculation.

    Silly person, it’s not a math thing.

    It’s clearly physics – the Sphincter Stretchability Index, Bernoulli’s Compound Equation (a little known law regarding the behaviour of fluids under stress and extreme visibility), Dr. Zog’s Theorem.

  55. Major Kong said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:32

    An auto or did she have a stick?

    Auto – TH400. It was expensive, as I recall.

  56. tigris said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:34

    Romney might do missionary work to convert the heathens to magical underwearism. On the other hand, Stanley Ann Dunham would do local research and while consulting for USAID start a microlending program, helping women start small businesses and get out of poverty. And now we discover her hiring gay men/transexuals who have otherwise had a very hard life and hard time getting work. Dammit, she sounds like a hell of a woman and I’d put her up against the both the Romney AND Bush families for all their bullshit morality.

  57. Crissa said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:41

    You know, if she really was licensed, her article would violate the ethics she agreed to and could result in suspension.

    So… Hum.

  58. Another Kiwi said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:46

    Wouldn’t the civilised world’s reaction to hearing about a tranny nanny be
    ” *Shrug*, what evah” no matter whose nanny it was? Get a grip, Robin.

  59. N__B said,

    March 31, 2012 at 1:51

    the civilized world…Robin

    You so funny.

  60. paleotectonics said,

    March 31, 2012 at 2:03

    Dear Mona Charen,

    I have met a true conservative teacher who reeeeeeelly appreciates tenure.

    Just so’s ya know.

    (And we know you know, etc. So shutzen sie das fuck up.)

  61. vacuumslayer said,

    March 31, 2012 at 2:46

    I got nothin’.

  62. N__B said,

    March 31, 2012 at 2:53

    Is nothing plenty for you?
    Have you a car – have you got a mule?
    Have you got no misery?

  63. vacuumslayer said,

    March 31, 2012 at 2:56

    I got misery to spare, brother.

    (pretend I’m in a 1940′s film and I said that all fast and sassy-like)

  64. Substance McGravitas said,

    March 31, 2012 at 3:15

    I got misery to spare, brother.

    (pretend I’m in a 1940?s film and I said that all fast and sassy-like)

    I am picturing 1940s star Daffy Duck.

  65. vacuumslayer said,

    March 31, 2012 at 3:18

    I’ll take it!

  66. tigris said,

    March 31, 2012 at 3:30

    Boom chicka boom chicka boom, boom boom!

  67. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 31, 2012 at 3:43

    I am picturing 1940s star Daffy Duck.

    The Maltese Mallard?

  68. vacuumslayer said,

    March 31, 2012 at 3:45

    Omg, that’s awesome.

  69. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 31, 2012 at 3:55

    I got to know George Chastain the year after he produced that poster, talking to him quite a bit in the huckster room at this con or that. He had a whole series of that sort of thing. He was kind of a dork though.

  70. vacuumslayer said,

    March 31, 2012 at 4:01

    A dork you say? I know nothing about that. I am not dorky AT ALL.

  71. Fenwick said,

    March 31, 2012 at 4:20

    DKW and Sub: Thanx for much enter-tainment.

    Also to Major Kong for the muscle-car riffs.

    Jeffraham: We all hope that things went well for you today. If they did go well, let us all join in Jubilent Celebration. (includes mint juleps on the lounge deck). If they didn’t go as well as everyone hoped, let us provide Tea and Sympathy and profound commiseration. In either event, Sadlyville waits with bated breath. Good news or bad news, we’re here for you, bro.

    paleo: Whatever ails you, here’s hoping it stops pronto. In the meantime, Happy Drugz! Yay!

    bbfk: Well, it’s on to Mayo. Hopefully, the asshole papershufflers will, in their bejewelled munificence, finally grant that journey. Imma gonna keep all my lucky artifacts handy on my desk for you (plural).

  72. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    March 31, 2012 at 7:55

    This thing on?

  73. Magpie said,

    March 31, 2012 at 8:15

    Only in Oz, apparently

  74. Quaker in a Basement said,

    March 31, 2012 at 8:47

    From Robin’s post:

    Oh, man, I was cracking up writing this.

    From Robin’s link:

    “We searched all night,” says Evie, who is still haunted by the memory of her friend’s face. “Finally … we found her. It was horrible. Her body swollen, face bashed in.”

    Evie’s friend was born that way. What made Robin like this?

  75. Another Kiwi said,

    March 31, 2012 at 8:48

    It’s on here, but we are going BACK to not-daylight-saving-time so anything could happen.

  76. jcricket said,

    March 31, 2012 at 9:16

    Auto – TH400. It was expensive, as I recall.

    Auto-TH400…was that anything like Cherry 2000?

  77. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    March 31, 2012 at 9:19

    Evie’s friend was born that way. What made Robin like this?

    I don’t know, but I sure hope a cure is found for it!

    It’s on here, but we are going BACK to not-daylight-saving-time so anything could happen.

    There ain’t much to rake, anyway, in the fall.

  78. Fenwick said,

    March 31, 2012 at 18:07

    My best friend refers to lotteries as the Stupidity Tax.

  79. Provider_UNE_OwnerOfThreads™ said,

    March 31, 2012 at 18:17

    9 hours betwixt the last two comments, I wonder if the aliens have taken the rest of the SadlyNauts home, and if so, GET ME PLEASE!!!
    .

  80. Provider_UNE_OwnerOfThreads™ said,

    March 31, 2012 at 18:19

    My best friend refers to lotteries as the Stupidity Tax.

    My favorite is “a tax on the mathematically challenged”.

    I had to sell that crap in my last job, and was praising the gods that I was not a lottery ticket lawn Jocky last night, my buddy, not so lucky.
    .

  81. Provider_UNE_OwnerOfThreads™ said,

    March 31, 2012 at 18:28

    And while we are onthe subject, had i the scratch to spare, I would have bought a ticket, as I usually do when the Jackpot is in the “no way in hell do I have a chance to win this” multi-Hundred Millions. The entertainment value in attempting to figure out what might be done with such large amounts of scratch has always been worth the dollar I have paid.

    Shortish version, a bunch of acreage with a reliable an potable water supply, several barns each with one or more studio spaces covering the gamut from mechanical engineering to movie making, such that any creative person would be able to wake in the morning think “what do I want to create today” and have access to the tools and space to make that creation a reality. anyone who wanted to join the fun could have a half acre to call their own, put up a tent, yurt, cob structure, whatevs. I call it the ArtFarm™ and in my dreams it becomes self sufficient in time.

    Anyhoo back to your regularly scheduled programming.
    .

  82. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 31, 2012 at 18:42

    I have a mathematics degree. I buy lottery tickets frequently. It’s entertainment for me. The clerk at whatever bodega always asks “Just ome dollar?” I reply, “I’m hopeful but not stupid.”

  83. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 31, 2012 at 18:44

    When thinking about winning teh lottery, Teh Ho and I used to talk of buying a small, remotish valley in central PA and becoming gentlemen farmers, raising cruelty free foie gras, farming venison and the like. And maybe a villa on the Amalfi coast.

  84. Suezboo said,

    March 31, 2012 at 19:02

    Excuse me for going Off Topic totally, but…
    I am/was a straight woman, came of age sexually in the 60s; enjoyed missionary, oral and anal in their turn but, until I met Sadlynaughts, knew nothing of such esoterica as bukkake, goatse,two-girls-one-cup, Cleveland steamer and suchlike. This forum has been my sexual education – I admit it freely.So where else would I turn to ask a question which has been plaguing me for a long time?
    You know the guy with two wetsuits and a dildo? How did he insert the dildo through two wetsuits? This logistical conundrum haunts me and I hope someone on this intensely knowledgeable blog can answer it for me.
    Thank you. (What ? TMI ? Who else can I ask?)

  85. Karl The Crap Blog Detective said,

    March 31, 2012 at 19:04

    Easy. Dildo first, wetsuit second. And third.

  86. Suezboo said,

    March 31, 2012 at 19:09

    Karl : So simple. so obvious. Thank you.

  87. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    March 31, 2012 at 19:16

    farming venison

    So you’re talking about making a golf course, Pupienus Maximus?
    ~

  88. N__B said,

    March 31, 2012 at 19:21

    How did he insert the dildo through two wetsuits?

    Pipe clamps as holders/guides and a ball*-peen** hammer.

    *Heh.

    **Heh heh.

  89. Pupienus Maximus said,

    March 31, 2012 at 19:42

    They never reported whether the toy in question was a teledildonic device. It would be irresponsible not to speculate who might been at the other end.

  90. Thread Bear said,

    March 31, 2012 at 19:48

    Easy. Dildo first, wetsuit second. And third.

    This is a religious extremist, wingnut freak we’re talking about. The article on the incident did not go into details, but I wouldn’t be too surprised if he was actually inserting the wetsuits and wearing the dildo.

  91. Major Kong said,

    March 31, 2012 at 19:56

    Auto-TH400…was that anything like Cherry 2000?

    Turbo-Hydramatic 400. It was the “heavy duty” 3-speed automatic used by General Motors for probably a couple decades. If you had a full-size Chevy/Buick/Oldsmobile/Pontiac from around 1966 through sometime in the 1980s it probably had one of these.

    I had put a transmission cooler on the GTO, and I went cheap and used rubber hoses and cheap hose clamps. One of the hoses split, dumped all the transmission fluid, without which the transmission promptly burned up.

    So, because I tried to save a few dollars I ended up spending probably $500 in 1980s dollars.

    I learned a couple valuable lessons that day.

    1. My nickle-and-dime engineering probably won’t improve on what the manufacturer already spent millions on.

    2. Don’t cut corners.

  92. jim said,

    March 31, 2012 at 20:00

    Robin is an American natural resource … like bismuth!

    Okay, yeah, basically far more like guano than bismuth. BUT STILL!

    In other developments: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (h/t: bluegal, here)

  93. Cerberus said,

    March 31, 2012 at 20:32

    Well, of course, if it’s provable that Obama at any point in his life knew of the existence of a filthy transsexual, then finally we have the smoking gun needed to impeach him!

    Right?

    I mean, not joining your bigoted muslim society in shunning and wishing for the death of a transgendered person for being transgendered is proof of… something… something bad.

    Well, golly gosh darn, really hope none of the kids I’ve been teaching want to be president some day, cause I’ve been spreading my tranny cooties all over that bitch teaching them about science and being a real human being they’ve had positive interactions with.

    I guess I never realized my true power until now. Hey, let me swing by Berkeley Appalachia and pay Robin a visit, so she’ll have no choice but to take herself out for the unforgivable crime of knowing a transsexual.

  94. Cerberus said,

    March 31, 2012 at 20:33

    And yeah, the actual story is heart-wrenching, but then, I guess she’d have to have a heart and some genuine distance in worldviews from the conservative muslim society she hates to be able to see that.

  95. tigris said,

    March 31, 2012 at 20:34

    I mean, not joining your bigoted muslim society in shunning and wishing for the death of a transgendered person for being transgendered is proof of… something… something bad.

    One thing it won’t be for them is evidence he isn’t Muslim.

  96. S. cerevisiae said,

    March 31, 2012 at 21:14

    Hoo boy, Roy’s found a good one:

    The question I’m getting at is this: does Barack Obama believe that adopting the fundamental values of America would be seen as surrendering to the “enemy”?

    Barack Obama is the President of the United States, but identifies a member of an involuntarily minority that was forced to come to this country as slaves.

    http://alicublog.blogspot.com/

  97. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    March 31, 2012 at 21:40

    Good Lard, now.

    Friday, March 30th, 2012 will go in the books as one of the best days of my decade. Only had I won MegaMillions could it have gotten any better.

    For a clue, this is how the day ended.
    .

  98. Major Kong said,

    March 31, 2012 at 21:45

    So how did the interview go?

  99. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    March 31, 2012 at 21:57

    So how did the interview go?

    Swimmingly! Heh… little water joke, theah.

    They eliminated three candidates by day’s end, leaving one other guy, and me. Ivy says it’s leaning my way because of my interview (which she sat in on, and asked the majority of the questions; the boss thought I provided the more-thoughtful answers, and liked my easy-going personality, remarking to her that I’d probably be the best fit with the crew), and my madd IT skillz. The other guy has a mechanical background, though no one was very impressed with his demeanor. So… it’s likely we’ll both get a second interview RSN.
    .

  100. Suezboo said,

    March 31, 2012 at 22:16

    Once again, Pups, thanks for exposing to me a kind of sex of which I was previously unaware. I am constantly amazed at the amount of work that people are prepared to put into a simple ole orgasm.

  101. Bitter Scribe said,

    March 31, 2012 at 22:34

    Barack Obama is the President of the United States, but identifies a member of an involuntarily minority that was forced to come to this country as slaves.

    Yes, how dare he have dark skin!

    Also, WTF is an “involuntarily minority”?

  102. Pupienus said,

    March 31, 2012 at 23:14

    Once again, Pups, thanks for exposing to me a kind of sex

    I never touched her! Honest! I mean, eeeeww.

  103. AlexDe said,

    March 31, 2012 at 23:33

    We’ve learned a couple of things. First, that a story about transvestites being murdered or living in terror cracks Robin up.

    Second, that the stupid cunt thinks that Indonesia is in the Middle East.

  104. Major Kong said,

    March 31, 2012 at 23:44

    Second, that the stupid cunt thinks that Indonesia is in the Middle East.

    They’re categorized under “All those scary brown people over there”.

  105. Provider_UNE_OwnerOfThreads™ said,

    April 1, 2012 at 0:28

    For those interested in a personal story of woe and tribulation, I have a shiny new post at my old blog Fourteen months ago

    blegwhoring alert, also too, 1800 + words, though I think it flows reasonabley well and should be a quick read.

    of course this is for those that have a small amount of time for a distraction.
    .

  106. Provider_UNE_OwnerOfThreads™ said,

    April 1, 2012 at 0:31

    the tag does not close itself meathead! D’oh.

    now I gotta send a royalty check to bbkf….
    .

  107. Pupienus said,

    April 1, 2012 at 0:46

    Sending the check.

  108. Fenwick said,

    April 1, 2012 at 1:17

    Me too.

  109. Fenwick said,

    April 1, 2012 at 1:23

    Read Provider’s story. Help if you can. Let’s show some love for one of Sadlyville’s best peeples, ‘kay?

  110. Pupienus Maximus said,

    April 1, 2012 at 2:15

    I did what I could.

  111. Golem Heart said,

    April 1, 2012 at 2:52

    “I am constantly amazed at the amount of work that people are prepared to put into a simple ole orgasm.”

    Ah, but you’ve pointed straight to the problem. Some of these folks cannot have a “simple ole orgasm,” or get no real satisfaction from one. The fetishistic work is required. And for that reason I thank the sex-gods that my Venn diagram does not overlaps with theirs’ any more than it does. (Vague enough for you?)

  112. N__B said,

    April 1, 2012 at 2:53

    Overlapping the diagram.

  113. Pupienus Maximus said,

    April 1, 2012 at 2:53

    Overlapping the Venn diagrams.

  114. N__B said,

    April 1, 2012 at 3:00

    Say Venn…

  115. Golem Heart said,

    April 1, 2012 at 3:03

    Bleh. Does not overlap, singular. And I guess their isn’t a diagram without the overlapping, so I should’ve referred to my circle, and theirs, but everyone seems to have grasped the root of it.

  116. Golem Heart said,

    April 1, 2012 at 3:04

    Good god what’s wrong with me. There, not their … I think I’m trying to do this too quickly, between songs as I practice.

  117. Golem Heart said,

    April 1, 2012 at 3:10

    Tonight I am running through some Jerome Kern songs on my guitar with the help of a CD.

    Here’s a nice song of his, “The Song Is You,” first done by Sinatra:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85vIgqbhSNM

    And for comparison, a faster jam on it by Charlie Parker:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGXFuxKTbfY&feature=related

    Both very nice versions.

  118. Pupienus Maximus said,

    April 1, 2012 at 3:20

    Grasping the root.

    Too obvious?

  119. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    April 1, 2012 at 3:50

    Jeffraham: We all hope that things went well for you today. If they did go well, let us all join in Jubilent Celebration.

    Thanks, Fenwick. You’re a rock star.

    I’ve been on the go for about 36 hours, now (minus the fitful, alcohol-fueled sleep of last night, and the brief nap I allowed myself late this afternoon). Sorry I didn’t report back, earlier.
    .

  120. Golem Heart said,

    April 1, 2012 at 4:20

    “So… it’s likely we’ll both get a second interview RSN.”

    Hoho, the second interview will only increase your lead on him!

  121. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    April 1, 2012 at 4:33

    Hoho, the second interview will only increase your lead on him!

    Well, we’ll see. I don’t wanna jinx anything, but word is that finding a good fit with the existing crew is pretty high on the list of desirables, and it seems I have a leg up, there.
    .

  122. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    April 1, 2012 at 4:42

    Still, you feel pretty good when halfway through the interview, you’re asked by the boss how you feel about Taco Tuesdays and Hawaiian Shirt Fridays. :)
    .

  123. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    April 1, 2012 at 4:42

    This company provides all the public utility drinking water in the entire U.K., btw.
    .

  124. N__B said,

    April 1, 2012 at 4:46

    Taco Tuesdays: a weekly opportunity to shit in the punchbowl.

  125. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    April 1, 2012 at 4:51

    Taco Tuesdays: a weekly opportunity to shit in the punchbowl.

    Best not to even joke about such in a water treatment plant.
    .

  126. N__B said,

    April 1, 2012 at 5:03

    Best not to even joke about such in a water treatment plant.

    Yeah…I had a boss (twenty five years ago) freak about my little “You mean gravity loads go down?” joke.

  127. Golem Heart said,

    April 1, 2012 at 5:09

    “Still, you feel pretty good when halfway through the interview, you’re asked by the boss how you feel about Taco Tuesdays and Hawaiian Shirt Fridays. :)”

    I hope you knew better than to say that you prefer burritos and that Casual Friday should not be refined beyond its obvious scope and intent.

  128. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    April 1, 2012 at 5:15

    I hope you knew better than to say that you prefer burritos and that Casual Friday should not be refined beyond its obvious scope and intent.

    No; I think I said something along the lines of following no creed or faith that could possibly object to either. :)
    .

  129. jim said,

    April 1, 2012 at 6:07

    Watched Doktor Maddow opine on Willard Romney’s current pivot toward going up against President Obama on foreign policy.

    At this point some might argue that there’s probably a super-secret Mormon Magic Underwear skidmark-reading oracle (Mantiescopromancy™???) running his campaign – but whoever it is, Romney needs to do what he loves & fire their ass ASAP … before they do to him an even MOAR atrocious version of what Schmidt, Kristol & Co. did to McCain.

  130. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    April 1, 2012 at 6:31

    At this point some might argue that there’s probably a super-secret Mormon Magic Underwear skidmark-reading oracle (Mantiescopromancy™???) running his campaign – but whoever it is, Romney needs to do what he loves & fire their ass ASAP

    It won’t help Willard… he thinks he’s a lot smarter than he really is. Hell, fucker thinks he’s a self-made man. The Kenyan Usurper will run roughshod over him- it’ll be the first time he’s run against a opponent with a functioning brain.

  131. Bitter Scribe said,

    April 1, 2012 at 6:34

    It’ll be the first time he’s run against a opponent with a functioning brain.

    Teddy Kennedy didn’t count?

  132. Another Kiwi said,

    April 1, 2012 at 6:34

    Yay, JP.
    Mr. Kiwi how do you feel about Hawaiian Shirt Friday?
    I want you oo oo to show me the lei, baby

  133. Pupienus Maximus said,

    April 1, 2012 at 6:42

    Kamanawanaleia.

  134. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    April 1, 2012 at 7:00

    Teddy Kennedy didn’t count?

    As soon as I hit “submit”, I thought about that.

    Mr. Kiwi how do you feel about Hawaiian Shirt Friday?

    I’d probably get fired for wearing my lava-lava to the office.

    Heh, I’d come in wearing just a lava-lava and a balaclava, carrying a cup of Java.

  135. Smut Clyde said,

    April 1, 2012 at 7:20

    wearing my lava-lava to the office.

    Not a mu’u-mu’u?
    You’re not in Baden-baden now, Mr BBBB!

  136. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    April 1, 2012 at 7:24

    You’re not in Baden-baden now, Mr BBBB!

    And I never was in Pago Pago- my lava-lava is a gift from my brother Vincenzo, who was stationed in American Samoa for a year, back at the turn of the century.

  137. Jeffraham Prestonian said,

    April 1, 2012 at 7:33

    I have a lava-lava lamp-lamp tramp stamp tramp stamp.

  138. Smut Clyde said,

    April 1, 2012 at 7:44

    And I never was in Pago Pago

    I got the stuck-in-Pago-Pago-with-the-beri-beri-blues-blues.

  139. Another Kiwi said,

    April 1, 2012 at 7:51

    My wooden leg got Bora-Bora borer in Wagga Wagga of all places.
    I see what you do there with New Zild televisual history, Mr Smut Clyde.

  140. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    April 1, 2012 at 7:59

    I was in Walla Walla minding an aye aye that reeked of Sen Sen.

  141. Don Ho's Ho said,

    April 1, 2012 at 11:54

    Kamanawanaleia Samoa.

  142. Big Bad Bald Bastard said,

    April 1, 2012 at 12:36

    Kamanawanaleia Samoa.

    Fuckin’ cookies!

  143. N__B said,

    April 1, 2012 at 16:11

    Fuckin’ cookies!

    How do they work?

  144. Pupienus Maximus said,

    April 1, 2012 at 17:16

    mmmmrrrrrffbfblrblffmmmff
    Need coffee.

  145. DAS said,

    April 1, 2012 at 17:37

    Overlapping the Venn diagrams. – PM

    Rule 34 on Venn Diagrams?

  146. tigris said,

    April 1, 2012 at 17:56

    :-)

  147. Doctorb said,

    April 1, 2012 at 19:19

    I’m impressed by the mainstream media, as I can’t even type “Turdi” without giggling a little. Of course, I can’t see a Toyota with a “TRD” sticker on it or a TURd-1000 x-ray diagnostic apparatus without giggling a little either. It’s immature, I know.

  148. Spearhafoc, who is literally Hitler said,

    April 1, 2012 at 20:17

    I hate boobs!

  149. Wakov Smearstuff said,

    April 1, 2012 at 20:44

    In Republican Party, boobs hate you!!

  150. Waylon Smithers said,

    April 1, 2012 at 20:44

    (After an IV injection)

    I love BOOBIES!

  151. Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber ("Monty") Burns said,

    April 1, 2012 at 21:32

    (After a longevity treatment)

    Exxxcellent!

  152. S. cerevisiae said,

    April 1, 2012 at 21:34

    Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0WOD9yw0E

  153. Pupienus Maximus said,

    April 1, 2012 at 22:15

    Hokay, I put up an actual honest to FSM post. It’s only about food and has a dearth of POOP and also PENIS but give me a break, wouldja?

  154. Provider_UNE_OwnerOfThreads™ said,

    April 1, 2012 at 22:39

    Right on PupMax!!!! WooooHooooo!!!! immagonna bookmark it libs!

    Cool, Glad to see you got the hang of it.
    Pretty soon it will feel like riding a motorcycle.

    brb.
    .

  155. Provider_UNE_OwnerOfThreads™ said,

    April 1, 2012 at 22:50

    You could put a plate or something on top but I like my method, which should be pretty fucking obvious. If you have any questions, you’re an idiot.

    :lo:

    Oh my, i see how you are gonna roll, and i like it!

    whew.
    .

  156. Cerberus said,

    April 1, 2012 at 22:59

    No, you get a new post.

    Nyah!

  157. mainmati said,

    April 6, 2012 at 6:21

    Hmm…haven’t read the, um, original story so I cannot comment on its accuracy. I lived in Indonesia for 15 years and knew Pres. Obama’s mother as a professional acquaintance. A popular and highly respected anthropologist, she didn’t talk much about her son (whom she called Barry) and I never made the connection with Barack Obama until 2004. Anyway, transvestites and their culture are quite common in Indonesia and in SE Asia generally. Cross-dressing is even a form of entertainment in rural villages on Java. The idea that someone might be a cross-dresser at times and a nanny is utterly uncontroversial (and also not threatening) in that environment, which would have been middle – late ’60s Indonesia. Even today, when Islamic conservative attitudes are relatively more prominent it’s not much of an issue. More threatening at that time would have been the CIA-organized coup that toppled the democratically-elected Government of President Sukarno.

  158. Chris Vosburg said,

    November 4, 2012 at 16:58

    As a coda of sorts, Robin of Bedlam finally deleted this stupid and silly post in September, as well as the entirety of her archive at The American Thinker (having not posted anything at either location for months).

    Although she’s incapable of apology, I’d like to think that she took a good long look in the mirror and at the hateful and stupid things she’d written and said what the hell am I doing this for?, and deleted it all out of a healthy self-disgust, but that’s the Pollyanna in me.

  159. Another Kiwi said,

    November 4, 2012 at 19:59

    Thanks Chris. It’s nice to think that we might have played a part in her print demise. I hope she has a good life from now on.

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