ABOVE: Andrew Breitbart (
left drunk) and Cynthia Yockey ( right stupid)
Shorter Cynthia Yuckly, America’s Dumbest Lesbian™ aka A Conservative Lesbian:
What I propose to protect conservatives under attack on Twitter
- Andrew Breitbart’s death had nothing to do with his being an overweight drunk with high blood pressure. No, liberals killed him with their mean tweets. To avoid other tragic conservative victims of mean liberal tweets, I propose a “wave of love” hashtag that we can tweet to other conservatives as a life-saving antidote.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™