Comments on: Fixing The Internet

By: Marq

Marq — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:11:30 +0000

The strangest garbage washes up on teh b34ch sometimes. Oh, eewww, lookit that! And what is that smell?!?

By: cccmask

cccmask — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 19:24:54 +0000

The only thing I see in that pic is a great white showing some professional courtesy to an insignificant other.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:05:09 +0000

Maybe some would listen. I would flee, or, if trapped, hurl. *Urp*.

By: Hopped-up on Pain Killers

Hopped-up on Pain Killers — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 20:42:12 +0000

As bouyant as those titties may be, vlogging ain’t gonna do Pam no damn good.

Her voice is grating.

She’s the chick you see in a bar that, from a distance, witches your divining rod, but upon opening her mouth, gives you a premature hangover. She’s gonna have to bend over bare-assed and spread ‘em, if she wants people to listen to that yapper.

By: markg

markg — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:39:21 +0000

Can sharks digest silicone?

By: chairman me

chairman me — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:37:58 +0000

Pam’s kinda like Fran Drescher. I can’t help wanting to plow that despite the nasally accent. And you leftists, don’t deny just because she’s a rightie. Heated political debates make great foreplay.

By: Republic of Palau

Republic of Palau — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:10:45 +0000

I am curious if anyone else in this wild west of the blogosphere has gotten into a scuffle like the one I got into with Mr. Goldstein.

I read that as ‘souffle’. My bad.

Though it would’vbe been more amusing to watch.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:57:56 +0000

I could pretty easily develop a crush on someone using the name “geoduck”, too.

By: Marq

Marq — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:23:44 +0000

“Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women.”

Or not.

By: Jeff P.

Jeff P. — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:51:26 +0000

I refuse to believe that a shark would eat Pam. It would spit her out after a bite.

…but only if the shark didn’t break its teeth trying to bite her first…

By: LA Confidential Pantload

LA Confidential Pantload — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:32:25 +0000

Pam & Deb: Separated at Birth?

By: Sir Oolius

Sir Oolius — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:01:56 +0000

the latest Pamelot vlog

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:46:02 +0000

even the ultimate warrior knew when to hang it up.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:41:03 +0000

Judge: How do you plead Ms Frisch?

Deb: Phuque U, hombre.

oh man, Bas. I just scared my co-worker I laughed so hard.

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:40:43 +0000

I always though Pam jumped sharks quite regularly

By: geoduck2

geoduck2 — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:33:04 +0000

If you people were a woman, I wouldnâ€™t be able to marry you. But Iâ€™d want to.

you also? I’ve had a mad crush on the Sadly No guys ever since the post about the bunnies cheering “Pwesident Bwush” for vetoing stem-cell research funding. “Oh no bun buns…”

I made it about half way through Pam’s video, then I had to stop.

By: Bas-O-Matic

Bas-O-Matic — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:02:23 +0000

I am curious if anyone else in this wild west of the blogosphere has gotten into a scuffle like the one I got into with Mr. Goldstein.

Deb, hasn’t your lawyer told you to pipe down on the whole Goldstein thing? I mean. you are being indicted for violating the restraining order he got, right. Please tell me you aren’t going before the judge without one.

Judge: How do you plead Ms Frisch?

Deb: Phuque U, hombre.

By: TRex

TRex — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:02:07 +0000

Good lord, word warrior, was jail time not enough to dissuade you? It really is time for you to let this go. You’re peeing in the blog-pool.

Let.

It.

Go.

All of Liberal Blogistan will thank you.

P.S. The affected lisp thing is not just obnoxious, but deeply unfunny. Seriously, hon, you’re making the rest of us look bad. Leave this stuff to the professionals.

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 22:58:29 +0000

Kathleen. Gimme your recipe for fake puke! Talk about your WMD!! Someday they’re gonna let me bring a water bottle on a plane again!! I have had enough of this motherfuckin puke on this motherfuckin plane!!

mikey

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 22:43:03 +0000

I would be very interested in learning more about other scuffles and skirmishes

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog..*sob*..When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…

But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.