Shorter Eugene Volokh, The Volokh Conspiracy:
- The Jews are whining again about Holocaust victims. Who cares if Mormons posthumously baptize Ann Frank? If it works, it will get her out of the fiery pits of hell and if not, big whoop, she’s stays wherever she already is. So what’s the big fucking deal?
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