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By: A major difference between conservatives and progressives

A major difference between conservatives and progressives — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 06:56:32 +0000

[...] and brilliance approaching to genius” who is our “Big Brother” (John Hinderaker); and “the triumph of the seemingly average American man,” the supremely [...]

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Drasties - Dutch on the World - World on the Dutch — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:52:13 +0000

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By: The Agitator » Blog Archive » John Hinderaker in Love

The Agitator » Blog Archive » John Hinderaker in Love — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:04:41 +0000

[...] Powerline commandant has penned many a love letter to President Bush over the years. But this one is [...]

By: BalRog

BalRog — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:19:19 +0000

Err... Love the blog, love the dissection of Assrocket, but there is a minor false premise in your lead-in. You wrote:

It seems Hinderaker met President Bush yesterday, as an invited guest of the White House.

Actually, the Hindemost saw Bush work the room at a private political fundraiser here in Minnesota. Alas, Toilet Buttcomber lives less than 5 miles from me, hence the extensive water filtration system in my house and the air purifiers in every room. Putting Assrocket, Chimpy and other likeminded wankers in the same room is probably what causes Minnesota frogs to grow extra legs.

By: shargash

shargash — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 16:47:46 +0000

He mispelled the first word. It’s spelled H-E-I-L.

By: Marq

Marq — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:17:22 +0000

BTW, guys, ya gotta stop using that “Assrocket goin’ down on teh wiener” pic–you’re gonna put me off my food. Oh, and sucking dick.

By: cosmosis

cosmosis — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 22:46:15 +0000

Wow, assrocket’s comments sound EXACTLY like Clownhall Kathleen Parkwhore’s account of the same event. It’s almost like the White House wrote it for them and handed it out. Come to think of it, that’s EXACTLY what they did.

By: Jeff P.

Jeff P. — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:22:12 +0000

Jake scribbled:

OH, AND RETARDOâ€¦.
Goldstein summed up in one sentence (at Pattericoâ€™s, in a thread about Greenwald)

Which thread about Greenwald? There’s just so many of them…

what took me several posts, in regards to your idiotic nom de plume

Retardo didn’t even write this post…

By: Jeff P.

Jeff P. — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:13:41 +0000

Did he fart?

I wouldn’t be surprised, considering all the corndogs he ate…

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:30:23 +0000

OH, AND RETARDOâ€¦.
Goldstein summed up in one sentence (at Pattericoâ€™s, in a thread about Greenwald)

obsess much, boys?

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:22:55 +0000

MPD, yes.

I know, I know. It’s so wrong. But if I’d never ever heard him say anything or read anything he’d written or, uh, been exposed to his personality, I guess, he’s kind of cute, in a fixer-upper kind of way. I’m so ashamed.

It’ll never happen, anyway. I’m a slut but I haven’t fucked a conservative in *years*. Not even for money.

By: Col. Klink

Col. Klink — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:47:28 +0000

I hope AssRocket remembers to get the stains taken out of that blue dress.

By: justme

justme — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:27:51 +0000

renato,

It’s not mine. There’s a link in my post above to the full brilliance.

By: telly belly

telly belly — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 14:33:28 +0000

I have never seen a picture of Hindrocket before. Is it just me or does he look like the gay dude who was supposed to be in love with Lea Thompson’s character in “Caroline in the City”?

Also, is mustard now the new semen?

By: jake

jake — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 13:52:35 +0000

And if you guys ever get Goldstein elected to Congress, I would love it if when he was debating a colleague, he said on the floor, â€œI touched your sister in her secret places.â€?

Man, that would ROCK!

By: TomMil

TomMil — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:21:22 +0000

D. Sidhe has gone from being singled out by TBogg for her usual amazing posting ability to admitting a crush on Hindrocket in one day?

I love ya Ms. Sidhe but that is either Bi-Polar or MPD. Someone check the DSM.

It was brave to admit, tho’. I guess people have survived saying similar things about Malkin and Marie Jon’. If I could give a little free advise; That sort of thing is what Anonymous posts are for.

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:13:42 +0000

“His persona is very much that of the big brother”

Isn’t it kind of creepy that a grown man would be searching for a surrogate big brother? Translation:

“He behaves like an asshole. He gave me a wedgie, then cut one and blamed me for it. But he let me hang out with him and his friends, so I feel SO COOL!”

By: Martin Wisse

Martin Wisse — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:25:12 +0000

You fancy assrocket? EWWW.

His idea of foreplay would be “brace yourself, I’m coming in”.

By: Demogenes Aristophanes

Demogenes Aristophanes — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:26:33 +0000

OH, AND RETARDOâ€¦.
Goldstein summed up in one sentence (at Pattericoâ€™s, in a thread about Greenwald) what took me several posts, in regards to your idiotic nom de plume:

And I simply cannot wait for the day Russ Feingold reads â€œRetardo Montalbanâ€? into the Congressional Record.

ROFL

Personally, I can’t wait for the day Ted Stevens reads “ROFL” into it.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:53:44 +0000

Assrocket. And I can’t help iiiiiit!

He just taps right into my John Denver/Crocodile Hunter crush.

TMI? Thought so. We can move on now.