So bad, they are starting their “if we lose, it’s because black voodoo doctors stole the election” shtick at least 8 months early.
Gene Schwimmer, The American Genius:
Will We Have a ‘Fair’ Election in 2012?
- Since there is absolutely nothing different about this election compared to previous years in terms of how insane the Republican candidates are, any failure of us to win is obviously due to election theft by the ghost of ACORN*. Also, this is why Republicans have to act even more like a bad Dickensian villain.
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*I must admit, I’m actually kind of amused that despite having an entire media in the tank for them, an entire police force in the tank to silence dissenting voices, a giant spread of voter suppression tactics, a free check to spend infinite anonymous money on elections, and of course, all the straight up theft shenanigans they’ve pulled in every election since at least 2000, the Republican candidates are so bad and turnout for them is so low that the Republicans are still worried it won’t be enough to get rid of the black man. That’s like sending the entire US military to take out 3 guys in a cave and ending up with only 4 survivors…and 3 of them are the cavemen.