Comments on: Single straight white people seek same

By: Nancy in Detroit

Nancy in Detroit — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 18:46:51 +0000

. . . whole George Washington-as-Nancy boy thing . . .

I beg your pardon, I am NOT a boy!

By: Roger Ailes

Roger Ailes — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 18:45:24 +0000

Also, why would a man seek a woman whoâ€™s already married?

Because if you knock her up, the brat will have a father who’s not you.

Sincerely,

Chris Buckley

By: White Middle Age Republican Male

White Middle Age Republican Male — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:04:49 +0000

ISO young boys for BDSM, role play and water sports. No fatties.

By: Roxanne

Roxanne — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:12:01 +0000

Many of the ads in their regular classified section look like what we in the biz refer to as “trade.” I’m not sure what that means about their personals.

By: Mixter

Mixter — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:22:56 +0000

It is just me, or is the first guy like SO TOTALLY HOT? Sure, maybe mother wouldn’t approve, but that’s kind of the point, isn’t it? Rrrrrowwlllll….

Sticky bun, lily-white, conservative-Christian girls just DON’T know how to have a good time!

Mixter

By: tommy yum

tommy yum — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:10:49 +0000

It makes me feel better when I think of these people as performance artists.

By: Thrillhous

Thrillhous — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:36:39 +0000

Hey, if the heroes at NRO weren’t so bravely fighting — and totally winning — the war on terror for us defeat-o-crats, we wouldn’t even have the right to paint our nation’s founding father as a cross-dressing freak.

By: Ginger Yellow

Ginger Yellow — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:17:12 +0000

WTF is up with the ads? It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? “Want to meet the right kind of person (hint, hint)? It’s wall to wall straight white folks here at NRO.”

By: gsalln

gsalln — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:46:27 +0000

Speaking for myself, when I was younger I only wanted married women. You didn’t have to buy their clothes, feed them, pay their bills or anything else. Just have sex with them.

By: Sira

Sira — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:30:47 +0000

I think the NRO ads are being marketed towards women, not men.

So it’s a lesbian personals site?

By: Jeff Gannon

Jeff Gannon — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:21:38 +0000

The answer could be Colin Powell, but only his masseur, or Jeff Gannon, would really know.

Hey--!! If I might borrow a little something from that worthless dirtbag, the Clenis, I did not have sex with that man! [wink]

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:16:52 +0000

â€œI donâ€™t think those piercings are photoshopped inâ€¦.I think Iâ€™ve seen him in the east village. â€? Oh, hell. I just took a business meeting with him in Santa Monica.

He's everywhere!

By: Dick Durata

Dick Durata — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:48:41 +0000

They ought to know better than to fuck with Washington.

By: g

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:28:17 +0000

“I donâ€™t think those piercings are photoshopped in….I think Iâ€™ve seen him in the east village. ”

Oh, hell. I just took a business meeting with him in Santa Monica.

By: iftthethunderdontgetya

iftthethunderdontgetya — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:31:30 +0000

It goes without saying (and that’s why I’m saying it), {that} the fact is Sadly, No!sians was not meant to be a racist remark, it is just a word I made up, and I apologize to any p.c. liberal surrender macacas who misheard my dog whistle racist remark with their effeminate persian cat ears.

By: curious foreigner

curious foreigner — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:18:53 +0000

I think the NRO ads are being marketed towards women, not men.

Gary, can we have the link to YOUR classified on NRO?

By: mikey

mikey — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 00:37:48 +0000

Also, who do I have to blow to interview John Bolton?

This is actually a very important question. The fate of the free world could well hang in the balance. It could be the answer is a tautological “John Bolton”. It could be the answer is Pam, or perhaps Ann Coulter, but who really knows just how “blowable” they really are? The answer could be Condi, but that would raise a whole series of new questions. The answer could be Colin Powell, but only his masseur, or Jeff Gannon, would really know. And what if the answer turned out to be Kofi Annan?

mikey

By: Knemon

Knemon — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 00:09:11 +0000

If it’s anything like Hannidate!, it’ll be comedy gold.

By: fabbo

fabbo — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 23:52:56 +0000

Dear NRO Classifieds: I want to make love to Jonah Goldberg’s belly folds. Is this possible? Also, who do I have to blow to interview John Bolton?

By: STH

STH — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 23:32:08 +0000

Yuck. We’re in some pretty nasty company on Wonkette: Captain’s Quarters and Blogs for Bush (thank goodness Crooked Timber is there as well).

Come to think of it, you guys haven’t written anything about “Captain” what’s-his-name in a while. Could be some fresh grist for the ol’ mill.