ABOVE: Bryan Fischer
Shorter Bryan Fischer, Ruhnoo Murika:
A homosexual pedophile who deserves the death penalty/a>
- The press coverage of Joe Paterno is a nefarious plot by the media to distract people from the real truth, namely, that most homos are child molesters* and should be executed.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™